LIFE GRINCH

Posted in Jones' Poems with tags , , , , , , on January 16, 2019 by tiltdiary

Grumpy with and about life
It always throws at you another painful dagger or knife
Yeah, yeah, yeah a challenge to make you stronger
And string you on a little longer
With all your might you hold on to hope
Till life gets unbearable and you no longer can cope
Most tolerate it till of natural causes they die
Covering the continuous disappointments up with many little or one big lie
But secretly we all cry
No matter how deep we are in denial

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HOW TO BECOME A MILLIONAIRE

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , on January 15, 2019 by tiltdiary

No amount of money or gold can buy you love. But if you do have love in your life you are a natural millionaire. — A.A. Jones

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TRENDING CUDDLE NAP AS A DATING TOOL OR HOOKUP TRICK 

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , , , , , on January 14, 2019 by tiltdiary

It feels evident to me — after getting multiple proposals and after confirming this trend with many other women — that now a days dinner is out and cuddling or napping is in. There are many benefits to these offers. First of all, if a man proposes a cuddle nap he will not have to spend a dime nor will he need to come up with invigorating conversation. Second of all — so he hopes — the cuddle nap can turn easily into rub rub and then she gets horny and wants to have sex. Or if she doesn’t get horny and truly just wants to nap (and why would any woman agree to nap in her free time next to a snoring, horny fucker) he can still try to sneak his dick in … maybe she won’t notice, maybe she won’t wakeup.  And third, even if it doesn’t lead to the desired sexual action it will set him up — if he manages not to abuse her trust or lack of lust — for the later chance of a hookup, if he manages to trick her into believing that he has honest intentions, wants more than just sex, and truly desires to spend time with her even if she’s asleep. Dating seems to be a lot about tricking the other person and making them believe that they found what they are looking for so it can proceed quicky to sex and intercourse. 

Let me tell you something very important. The only man who really wants to take a nap with his woman is a husband — in the hope she will shut up when asleep. Or of course your dog. 

So for any cuddle nap offers I get in the future I will refer them straight to a professional cuddling service which charges a minimum of $80/h … and you can get your bare fuck, I mean bear hug there. 


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SPOTLIGHT STRIPTEASE 

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , , , , , on January 13, 2019 by tiltdiary


Photo by Khari, @khari 

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AIN’T NO FREE PUSSY SHOW

Posted in Jones' Poems, Uncategorized with tags , , , on January 12, 2019 by tiltdiary

When I bang my bones against the pole

I want to crawl from pain into a hole

Yell at the hairy troll 

This ain’t no free peep show

Stupid mofo 

It really burns my soul

Seeing this idiot stare up my hole

Why you stare there I don’t know

It’s all covered up with my pantyho

This ain’t no free pussy show

So either go 

Or give me some dough 

Go, go, go …
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TRENDING ON SATURDAYS IN THE STRIP CLUB

Posted in Uncategorized, Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , on January 11, 2019 by tiltdiary

The club gets really busy on Saturdays, it can be packed. But that doesn’t guarantee money. The customer type is often the truly cheap, young people looking to see the novelty of strippers without paying. This type — man or woman — we dread.

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GREEDY STRIPPER 

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , , on January 10, 2019 by tiltdiary

Money is important. In this world that humans have created you need money to do good. Even Ghandi knew that when he charged for his signature. Money that is spent frivolously for useless bullshit is a waste and won’t bring anything but energetic depletion. However, money that is spent to help and make the world a better place is well invested into your future and karmic bank account. — A.A. Jones 

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