LAP DANCE LICKER

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , , , , on July 16, 2019 by tiltdiary

He was a successful man in his 50s, successful in business, but not so successful with women. It didn’t take much for him to open up and tell me his life story. He told me all about his fiancee. How she had cheated on him. He even started crying, “I loved her so much. It still hurts. I thought I would marry her. But she didn’t want me anymore when I had come back from a business trip to Europe. I knew something was wrong when we made love. She was crying the entire time. The next day I found proof of her cheating on me. I was heart broken and fell into a … how do you call it …” I filled it in for him, “A rebound relationship.” Him, “Yeah, exactly. A rebound relationship. But I found out shortly too that she was crazy. I caught her in the act cheating on me with another man.” I was understanding and compassionate. I felt sorry for him, but deep down I couldn’t help thinking why this getting cheated on was his pattern with women. And why his fiancee didn’t even waste a second to reconnect with him, not even when he had begged her to come back to him. When we repeat patterns in our lives, after all, we are the only common denominator in these repeating scenarios. But I guess, I wasn’t too interested to dig deeper, instead, I gave in when he asked me to do some lap dances for him. I thought, a sensitive man like him would be a pleasure to dance for. But the minute we stepped into the lap dance room he groped me. I explained to him that touching the dancers was against the law. He was agitated by my stern reminders any time his fat, rough hands tried to grope another body part of mine. Then he started the dirty talk. It was all about him and what he wanted me to do to fulfill his needs and preferences. In a lap dance it is not about sexual climax, and it shouldn’t be heavy grinding or rubbing to get the customer off. A good lap dance is seduction, sensuality, but no sexual act is involved. But Mr. WomenHurtMe only cared about what he needed to get his physical fix, the dancer, the woman in front of him didn’t even exist. When he couldn’t touch me with his unpleasant hands, if he wasn’t saying nasty things about what he wanted me to do to him, he tried to lick me. He licked me face, my chest … he thought licking is not touching.
I was grossed out but understood much more about men, and how they see themselves as victims, when they are nothing but selfish fuckers. In a lap dance a man reveals much about how he would make love to a woman. I understood quickly why these women had cheated on him, because I am sure he didn’t make love to them. Instead, he thought their responsibility was to satisfy his needs. The woman in itself doesn’t even exist to him, she’s just a tool for satisfaction. So when I was dome with him, after he rudely expected me to go home with him, I went and cheated on him with a customer who knew that it takes two to tango. I’m sure Mr. WomenHurtMe felt I was a mean stripper that just used him, wanted his money, and he could pretend to be the victim once more.

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THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR DANCING …

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , , , , , , on July 14, 2019 by tiltdiary


And that’s just what they’ll do …

One of these days these boots are gonna dance all over you …

If you’re lucky …

Boots by @my.pride.store 

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STRIPPER REVEALS HAPPY RELATIONSHIP SECRET 

Posted in Jones' Fantasies with tags , , , , , , , , on July 13, 2019 by tiltdiary

If we could manage to treat the relationships with loved ones like an endless lap dance, it would work. If we could accomplish to focus on the divine spirit and soul of our lovers instead of her/his imperfections, we would be happy. If we could dedicate ourselves (both partners) to seeing their best sides instead of trying to change their worst characteristics, we would find forever love. If we could make our partner our priority (like I make my customer a priority when I agree to dance for him) instead of seeing them as a convenience or often even an inconvenience, we would find fulfillment through our relationships instead of feeling overwhelmed and often burdened. If we could only leave our human traits like selfishness, ego, self-centerdness, and self-importance behind, we would experience true love. If only we could just love the way I dance …

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DESPICABLE WORTHINESS IN THE LAP DANCE

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , , , , , , on July 12, 2019 by tiltdiary

Every lap dance is practice for unconditional love. You give your love to someone you know you cannot change in their imperfections and despicableness. You try to look at them as a divine creature created by God, and therefore, you convince yourself they are worthy of your attention, generosity, and love. But it’s not always easy.

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GOD’S LESSONS IN THE STRIP CLUB

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 11, 2019 by tiltdiary

God put me into the strip club to prove my love for humanity. But I struggle. After a decade of dancing I still cannot help it but I still love animals more than humans. Help me, dear Lord, help me!

— A.A. Jones

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SPENT IN THE STRIP CLUB

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , , on July 10, 2019 by tiltdiary

You could see he was exuberated with confidence. He barely introduced himself but couldn’t wait to ask me, “Have you read ‘Spent’ by Antonia Crane?” I said, “No, I haven’t.” Him, “Well, she’s a stripper and my friend, and I know how it works. I get it. You should read the book. It’s a best seller. Antonia is doing really good.” I said to him, “She must be doing well if she had the money to get her book on the best seller list.” Him, “Ohhh, I don’t know anything about that, well, I don’t know if her book is really on the best seller list. But I can bring you a copy next time I come and visit.” I said, “Sure, why not.” Him, “Oh, you don’t want to buy her book yourself to support her.” Me, “No, since she’s doing so well and you’re offering to buy it for me.” Then he started groping me and explained he wasn’t doing any lap dances. He was just here to chat. I told him, “Well, if you are such a supportive stripper friend and know exactly how it works then please take you dirty paws off of me, stop trying to get a free show and fix, and go and re-read ‘Spent’ so you can come back and behave appropriately on your next visit. Good-night.” Men are strange creatures. They think because they read a book on strippers, or because they are our friend they can get away with what other men shouldn’t do.

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WHEN THE STRIP CLUB IS THE ONLY PLACE LEFT TO GO

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on July 9, 2019 by tiltdiary

When I walked up to him he shriveled in his seat, and it felt as if he had to defend himself, “I am not good at conversation. I will tip you on stage but I don’t know what to say. I am just not good at talking to women.” I said to him, “That’s OK. Many people who think they are good at conversation don’t really say anything important at all. It’s OK. We don’t have to talk.” Then he spit it out with much guilt behind it, “I was married for a long time. But she left me. I didn’t expect that. Now I am divorced, and I have to come here.” Like the strip club is some kind of punishment as well as the only place left for a man like him, ‘marked by divorce.’
Some people think divorce is like a disease that only happens to others, however, if it hits them they feel physically, mentally, and psychologically contaminated and marked for life. Like a life sentence that dooms and damages them forever. 

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