Archive for September, 2015

MERCURY IN RETROGRADE CHALLENGING YOU? IT’S YOUR TIME TO RECHARGE

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , , , , , on September 30, 2015 by tiltdiary

photo-1 (30)Let the storms pass boarding up the soul’s windows to stay unharmed. The rain will wash it all away, the wind will clear the air. Then we open the soul’s windows once more for a new beginning recharged from the quiet time and reflections on old patterns. This is how we learn and change from within. Nothing should ever take away the connection to your core, who you really are. Not even the wildest storm can harm you … remember who you truly are. This is the stronger you.

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SUPER BOOBS

Posted in Jones' Fantasies with tags , , , , , , , on September 29, 2015 by tiltdiary

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14% LARGER 😉

Photography by Nanette Gonzales

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SUPER BLOOD MOON ECLIPSE INFLUENCE

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , , , on September 28, 2015 by tiltdiary

photo-1 (29)The shift begins and everybody wins.

Photography by JON

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RIDING IN THE SHADOW OF THE MOON

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , , , , , , , , on September 27, 2015 by tiltdiary

IMG_4792I can feel her already. Her energy building in my veins, driving me to ride through the night. Sleepless, restless, haunted by the shift she’s bringing. The energies are high and tense. Tonight, she will shine even brighter on us, enlighten you, make you long, ponder, furious, emotional, devotional. Watch her with me, tonight at 7:47pm PDT, the super blood moon lunar eclipse … ride her out with me, let her energy ride you, change you, bring realizations and courage to your heart. Ride with me, ride it out … let’s ride!

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HOW TO GET A HOTTIE

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 26, 2015 by tiltdiary

When you think of a shopaholic you immediately see this insatiable female running through a department store buying clothes, shoes, jewelry, and stuff she doesn’t really need to fill her bottomless, dark hole of loneliness and emotional neglect with materialistic things, that will only make her feel better for a second or two. And of course, some women find temporary relief through shopping.

But men are lonely too, and they find similar ways to stuff their hole of loneliness, but nobody looks at it that negative. Because they are better at covering up their desperation turning their shopaholism into a hobby, like collecting overpriced vintage cars, buying a new spots car, a motorcycle, a boat, or an RV — the typical midlife crisis investment. The RV gives a man the feeling he could have sex anywhere, anytime, although, the RV is really used to take the nagging wife and bored, brat children on a fake camping trip. Hello, if you really wanna go camping then take a dump in the forest and wipe your ass with leaves and learn true survival skills by not bringing your lighter, or matches, and prepackaged, freeze dried food. Men buy toys. And have you noticed typical male toys are shown with a hot female in the advertisement. But here is the catch: the toy does not come with the hottie in it, on it, under it, or over it. Hot chick not included. The next time you think about a shopaholic, think about that middle aged, most likely overweight, sexless living, frustrated, sexually unfulfilled husband driving down the PC 1 in his limited edition convertible, classic Porsche … and guess where he’s most likely going to stop by: the strip club. It’ll quench his thirst for hotties and on his way back to his miserable life one of us hot stripper will ride next him in his fantasy mind.

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HOW TO GET A STRIPPER’S PHONE NUMBER

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , on September 25, 2015 by tiltdiary

I had seen him tip Carmen generously on her last last set on stage. I assumed he was her customer, but he called me over to the bar, “Hi, my name is Nelson. Where are you from?” Me, “Hi, I am Jones. I am from Croatia.” Him, “AAAAAHHHHH I knew you were from Europe. I like European women.  I just spent my last dollar tipping Carmen. I want to make her happy. Would you mind if I take your phone number? I want to call you some time. I really like European women!!!” I was so appalled by his request, I gave him the phone number of  my bitchy neighbor up the street. I saw him program her phone number into his phone under my name and text her right away on the spot, “Hi babe it’s Nelson.” Maybe it’ll work out for them.

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DOG DAYS OF SUMMER

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , , on September 24, 2015 by tiltdiary
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Don’t look back. Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.

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