When you think of a shopaholic you immediately see this insatiable female running through a department store buying clothes, shoes, jewelry, and stuff she doesn’t really need to fill her bottomless, dark hole of loneliness and emotional neglect with materialistic things, that will only make her feel better for a second or two. And of course, some women find temporary relief through shopping.
But men are lonely too, and they find similar ways to stuff their hole of loneliness, but nobody looks at it that negative. Because they are better at covering up their desperation turning their shopaholism into a hobby, like collecting overpriced vintage cars, buying a new spots car, a motorcycle, a boat, or an RV — the typical midlife crisis investment. The RV gives a man the feeling he could have sex anywhere, anytime, although, the RV is really used to take the nagging wife and bored, brat children on a fake camping trip. Hello, if you really wanna go camping then take a dump in the forest and wipe your ass with leaves and learn true survival skills by not bringing your lighter, or matches, and prepackaged, freeze dried food. Men buy toys. And have you noticed typical male toys are shown with a hot female in the advertisement. But here is the catch: the toy does not come with the hottie in it, on it, under it, or over it. Hot chick not included. The next time you think about a shopaholic, think about that middle aged, most likely overweight, sexless living, frustrated, sexually unfulfilled husband driving down the PC 1 in his limited edition convertible, classic Porsche … and guess where he’s most likely going to stop by: the strip club. It’ll quench his thirst for hotties and on his way back to his miserable life one of us hot stripper will ride next him in his fantasy mind.
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