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ONE MORE NIGHT

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , on September 9, 2017 by tiltdiary

There’s always one more night at the club. You think tomorrow you won’t go, you will get out but all the raw shudder, the money, the excitement, the sickness, the temptation, the dancing draws you back … just one more time, just one more night.

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THE RICHER THE CHEAPER

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , on September 6, 2017 by tiltdiary

He was bragging about being the CEO of his company, introduced me to his president, who he claimed was his brother, and bragged about his son working for him as well making at 23 years young already a six figure income. It was towards the end of the shift, and I asked him if he wanted to do a lap dance. He replied, “Not today, I’ll come back.” I told him, “That’s a lie.” Him, “Why would you say I lie.” Me, “Because all men lie.” Him, “You have not met a good man yet.” Me, “Possibly, proof me wrong, I am open for it.” I asked him, “What is your astrological sign?” I often ask customers that when I get a hunch due to their behavior and appearance. Him, “Guess?” It shot out of my mouth like a bullet, “You are a Capricorn.” Him taken by surprise, “How do you know?” Me, “I just know things, just like I know that the guy you said is your brother is not your brother. See, I told you all men lie.” Caught in his lie he wondered, “Are you psychic?” Me, “Yes.” He had become very intrigued and asked me, “I would like to get to know you better. Can you come to my hotel? I am in town till Saturday.” And he gave me his phone number. See, another lie I caught him in. He was from out of town, yet, had promised to come back, although, I told him I was working only this one night this week. Not was he just a liar, but he was cheap too. He never even offered to buy me a drink at the club, not even tipped me one dollar, not even invited me to meet him for lunch or dinner, yet, expected me to meet him to his convenience at his hotel — frankly, just valley parking would’ve cost me $45 but he never considered that — and most likely expected to get laid as well. The richest people are often the cheapest. Now you probably ask me how I know he was rich. He could’ve lied about being a CEO of his software company. But I know that was true because I know things, and because I saw his wallet when he paid for their drinks with credit card — of course so he could write it off as a business expense: his wallet was full of $100 bills.

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WHEN STRIPPERS OWN THEIR CUSTOMERS

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , , on August 31, 2017 by tiltdiary

I believe the customer should have a choice who he spends his money on, who he talks to, and who he does dances with, but not very many of my co-strippers agree with me. While I do not believe in hassling for regulars that come to spend time with a specific girl, I also do not support the opinion that the girl that hassles and works her butt off to make money should not get tipped on stage by a customer who talks to a girl who doesn’t hassle and expects not to share the money “her” customer is willing to spend. I have heard of dancers giving customers a hard time when they tip other girls on stage, and I find this very absurd. We are entertainers, and we should get paid for our performance, and when a customer chooses one girl over another it’s just what it is. It doesn’t feel good for the dancer who’s not the chosen one, but it’s just the reality of the business. Not always the most skilled, best dancer, or prettiest girl wins the customer. Every guy looks for something else. Sometimes, it’s a girl next door type, sometimes the nasty girl, sometimes the rather clueless type who spark in a man the hope to fulfill his fantasies no matter how grotesque their are. You just never know!

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SELF-DISCOVERY THROUGH THE STRIP CLUB

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , , on August 19, 2017 by tiltdiary

He wondered if I was into girls. I explained, “Although, I am completely heterosexual, I still think the female form is mesmerizing and and magical. I do like to look at girls too, how they move and perform. We are all visual.” What shot out of his mouth without any hesitation surprised me, “You are not visual at all. You are all energy. You read people first before you see their physical appearance.” I was astonished by how quickly he had read me. And with that he made me realize something about myself I had not been completely aware of. A self-discovery through a customer. The strip club brings many realizations, important lessons, reveals the truth, and offers more than just opportunities to discover yourself.

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TRENDING BROKEN ATM AT THE STRIP CLUB

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , , on August 12, 2017 by tiltdiary

I saw him fiddling at the ATM. When he returned he delivered this endless explanation how he couldn’t get money out of the ATM, how he belonged to this family owned bank in Indiana, and how our ATM was broken. Blah. Any time a person delivers a too long explanation my red flag goes up. Then him, “Well, I can’t do dances since the ATM is broken, but how much for you to go back to the hotel with me.” Me, “I thought, you are broke?” Him, “Well, I’ll get money from another ATM. How much?” Me just thinking, I bet the other ATM is broken too. In fact, tonight all ATMs are broken. Me as I walk away, “Don’t come without cash to the strip club. It’ll just be a fail and disappointment for all parties involved.”
I walk up to this African American guy who was eyeballing me all night. Me, “Hey, want a private dance before the bar shuts down?” Him, “I got you baby. Let me get some money for you.” He fiddles at the ATM and comes back defeated, “The ATM is broken. I can’t get money out, but come sit with me and talk to me.” AAAAhhhhhhh I don’t want to talk. Private dance or nothin.
My manager happens to step onto the club floor. I ask him, “Is something wrong with the ATM?” Him, “No, the ATM is fine. I would know if it’s broken. Why?” Me without even being appalled or surprised, “Eh, these two guys claimed the ATM is broken. They are just lying.” My manager, “Yes, they are lying.” There was no surprise from both of us. I think if they would’ve told the truth we would’ve been rather surprised.
I still don’t understand why adults punish their kids when they lie. Seems like they should reward them. Now a days, everybody lies but most people suck at it. Why ask from kids what adults aren’t willing to do themselves?

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STRIPPER HIDES BEHIND POST

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , on August 11, 2017 by tiltdiary

I had talked to this guy briefly, and it was very clear he was not going to spend a dime on me nor any other dancer, yet, he was watching the stage show with interest and wanted to know when it was my turn to go on. When I did go on stage I saw him salivate while I was getting ready to perform. Luckily, he stood at a place at the bar that if I was going to perform in front of one of the posts he was not be able to see anything. And so I did. I could see him try to get a peek at me, but by the time my dance was over I could see his disappointment because he had been so sure I was going to move around, and he would have been able to get turned on by my dance, yet, he was even to lazy to move past the post for a clear view. He had been so sure he would get a free show without any effort from his side. But NOT!

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STRIPPER’S TAKE ON LICKING, KISSING, TOUCHING, ASS SMACKING AND OTHERS

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , on July 22, 2017 by tiltdiary

An entire group of men stormed into the club and a few of them took a seat at the railing. It was the beginning of the shift and most girls weren’t ready to go up on stage yet. The DJ asked us to hurry up, and I was on stage within seconds. The bearded man next to a bald guy told me proudly, “He’s our bachelor. He’s getting married next week.” A bachelor party! Just a few seconds into my performance the bachelor smacked my ass as if this is what you naturally do when you see a derriere you like. I bend down to him and told him, “Don’t ever do this again. Touching the dancers is against the law.” Him laughing, “Oh, I didn’t know that ha ha ha.” Me, “Plus you just degraded me. What gives you the right to smack my ass?” Him, “I thought you wanted it.” Me, “What made you think I wanted it.” Mr. AssSmacker had no answer for that. I explained, “I am an entertainer, and no one smacks my ass.” Bearded friend next to him started whining, “I am really embarrassed. You make us feel uncomfortable. We tipped you. ” Me, “Oh, so you think the few dollar bills you left on stage for me justify the ass smacking and makes it OK?” Bearded guy stuttering, “Ahhh, eehhhh, ooohhhh, nnnnn…nooo…” He really wanted to say yes. Then he continued, “You make us feel uncomfortable. We are going to leave.” I make them feel uncomfortable? Who violated who?
Many people feel entitled — men as well as women. They treat us like we are a petting zoo. They think a stripper wants to be touched, smacked, licked, kissed … I don’t know were they get the idea from. They know not what they do.

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