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HOW TO BECOME A MILLIONAIRE

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , on January 15, 2019 by tiltdiary

No amount of money or gold can buy you love. But if you do have love in your life you are a natural millionaire. — A.A. Jones

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TRENDING CUDDLE NAP AS A DATING TOOL OR HOOKUP TRICK 

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , , , , , on January 14, 2019 by tiltdiary

It feels evident to me — after getting multiple proposals and after confirming this trend with many other women — that now a days dinner is out and cuddling or napping is in. There are many benefits to these offers. First of all, if a man proposes a cuddle nap he will not have to spend a dime nor will he need to come up with invigorating conversation. Second of all — so he hopes — the cuddle nap can turn easily into rub rub and then she gets horny and wants to have sex. Or if she doesn’t get horny and truly just wants to nap (and why would any woman agree to nap in her free time next to a snoring, horny fucker) he can still try to sneak his dick in … maybe she won’t notice, maybe she won’t wakeup.  And third, even if it doesn’t lead to the desired sexual action it will set him up — if he manages not to abuse her trust or lack of lust — for the later chance of a hookup, if he manages to trick her into believing that he has honest intentions, wants more than just sex, and truly desires to spend time with her even if she’s asleep. Dating seems to be a lot about tricking the other person and making them believe that they found what they are looking for so it can proceed quicky to sex and intercourse. 

Let me tell you something very important. The only man who really wants to take a nap with his woman is a husband — in the hope she will shut up when asleep. Or of course your dog. 

So for any cuddle nap offers I get in the future I will refer them straight to a professional cuddling service which charges a minimum of $80/h … and you can get your bare fuck, I mean bear hug there. 


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GREEDY STRIPPER 

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , , on January 10, 2019 by tiltdiary

Money is important. In this world that humans have created you need money to do good. Even Ghandi knew that when he charged for his signature. Money that is spent frivolously for useless bullshit is a waste and won’t bring anything but energetic depletion. However, money that is spent to help and make the world a better place is well invested into your future and karmic bank account. — A.A. Jones 

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ONE FACT YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT MEN

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , on January 7, 2019 by tiltdiary

Men love to complain. They will complain about you not having any tattoos or you having too many tattoos. They will complain about you not getting drunk with them and you not wanting to go home with them. Men complain as much as women do, but mostly men complain about insignificant bullshit. Why? Because it makes them feel powerful. It gives them the false feeling of being in control and having influence. 

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SUBTRACTING EXPERIENCES 

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , on January 5, 2019 by tiltdiary

Does everything happen for a reason, and is every experience you make valuable? Is there truly a lesson in everything? What about your daily commute, being stuck in traffic? What about that friend that comes to visit but refuses to leave in time and you cannot get rid of them till they have sucked you dry? What about that party you felt obligated to go to but feel like it was a complete waste of time, not a single valuable conversation or encounter, everybody just bullshitting themselves pretending they are movie stars and models meanwhile they are washed out wannabes? While you can certainly adapt to draining experiences like listening to an audiobook while confined in your vehicle some experiences are not enriching, nor enhancing your life at all. Instead, they are draining, energy sucking, pain in the ass encounters that not always include a lesson about yourself. I call these encounters Subtracting Experiences, that should be minimized at all cost even if you look like an ass cancelling that party, or throwing your friend out of your house when their expectations exceed your hospitality. Life is short, don’t fuck it up or waste it on meaningless, subtracting experiences. 

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STRIPPER’S 2019 PRAYER

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on January 2, 2019 by tiltdiary

Dear God
2017 was painful — lots of death and loss, lots of pain. 2018 wasn’t as bad but still life and loss — death seems to be always around the corner. Yet, I am very grateful for everything you granted me, for every dollar I earned and could use to make life a little better, saving lives and helping the unfortunate — I still don’t understand who picks who get to be lucky, who gets to sleep in a warm, safe bed, has enough good food to eat and more love than you can imagine, and who decides who starves alone, abandoned, abused, neglected. I might not ever understand, but, hey, once a wise woman told me I need to stop trying to understand everything. It’s impossible to understand.
That brings me to 2019. I still have many hopes and dreams, still many wishes buried deep inside, but they are still there. So I pray that you will give me more strength to let go of my expectations in regards to these dreams and wishes, but also in regards to the humans I will encounter. Let me become a little better each day of letting go of my expectations. And give me patience, not just with myself and my fury children, but with life, humans, more humans, and all humans.
Give me strength to be patiently expectationless.
It’s OK if I am not understanding or still judgemental which I know I will be — hey, nobody is perfect. But as long as I can leave my expectations behind and stay patient, I think it’ll all work out just fine.
And then, dear God, let me have another year of my physical strength and health so I can keep dancing, training, walking, and moving like a 12 year old so I can bring in the cash to take care of my beloved pack, and maybe do more good, and help more unfortunate souls to find forever homes, love, and peace.
And allow me many good stages filled with people who I can inspire, make them feel, think, become alive, and enjoy what I do for them so they are happy to reimburse me generously for my art and effort.
I think that pretty much sums it up for 2019 for me.
Amen.

Yours impatient Jones

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STRIPPER’S FAVORITE DRUG 

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , on December 20, 2018 by tiltdiary

Involving your senses can be like psychedelic trip … like taking a drug … The best drug ever. The only drug I know. — A.A. Jones 

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