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STRIPPER’S DATING TIP: THE BEST WAY TO GET TO KNOW YOUR MAN!

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , , , on April 29, 2017 by tiltdiary

It is not easy to find out who a man truly is beneath everything he lets you see and often pretends to be. But you can learn many things about a man by agreeing to join him for a meal: brunch, lunch, or dinner. It doesn’t really matter.
The first important lesson for women who are trying to find ‘The One’ is to learn to listen, hear, and to see clearly. Just like I tell my yoga students, I tell women who are actively dating that the most important thing is to listen and watch carefully and attentively. When it comes to dating it requires for most women to be willing to take off their rose colored glasses. When trying to find ‘The One’ a rosy retrospective isn’t useful at all, instead it will mislead you and most likely lead to a broken heart. When dating it is important to be very realistic, alert, and guided by clarity. It is also important to remove the false freedom gained through feminism which has women not really advanced much when it comes to their relationships with men. A conservative point of view is most beneficial when it comes to finding a life partner. Forget about everything else you have heard, because it is NOT OK to split the bill or have the woman pay no matter how broke the man is. If you are important to him he will find the cash to take you out. Don’t forget, he gets to spend time with the wonderful you and will be invigorated by your charm, pheromones, and female magnetism.
But there are other signs and signals you need to learn to read. The way he greets you before you enter the restaurant. Or did he already take his seat in the restaurant without waiting for you upfront? How generous is he, does he judge you by what you order, does he tell you how much you should eat? Does he ask you how hungry you are (it’s like asking me what a lap dance entitles — how the hell can you answer that question, plus it’s none of his business), does he criticize your choices? Does he tell you you are ordering too much or does he tell you you are not ordering enough? Is he generous, only wants to spend the minimum, or is he really cheap. Does he expect you to chip in, or pay for your own meal or his meal as well? What conversations does he pick during the meal? Does he contradict himself — most men do at some point? And if yes on what accounts? Which restaurant has he picked? Unhealthy, fattening food or healthy, evolved food (like a organic, vegan place)? You learn by watching his choices and listening to him much more than if you are busy talking — which is one of the biggest problems many women have. They talk too much and miss out on catching the important, early warning signs. Date dinner date with a man will tell you much about him, how he values himself and his health, how evolved he is, and how much he values you.
Last but not least  you don’t just learn about him from if he pays but also with what he pays. Watch out for Mr. Trickster who will be very generous but will use his business card to either write off your meal with him or even better charge it to his employer.
And don ‘t let your first dinner out with him trick you. On the first date most men still put a lot of effort into you. Let him think the cat is caught and watch how his behavior changes. And don’t forget, kissing on the first date is out! No tongue, no kissy kiss. And if he tries … next … this guy thinks he’s on the speed train to your bedroom and that is a clear signal that he’s not ‘The One.’ You want to make sure your guy is in it for the long run even without potential sex. With that your choices will narrow quickly but your disappointments will also stay at a minimum.
And don’t forget, you don’t have to eat everything he orders for you nor do you need to eat food at a place you don’t like. Sometimes, it’s better to leave hungry than eat some shit!

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ONE WRONG WORD AND THE DATE IS OFF

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on April 24, 2017 by tiltdiary

In my opinion, women have become far too tolerant when it comes to male behavior on a date. I blame partially on emancipation, and partially  on women’s desperation for getting laid. Fact is, in the USA — possibly around the world — women aren’t getting sexually properly satisfy. Maybe, women have never been served right when it comes to sex, but the continuous decline of male testosterone could be contributing to the widespread sex desperation and aggressive behavior of the female kind. Now a days, the modern male is perfectly happy with once a month mediocre sex, in fact, more will most likely overwhelm him. Depression, being overwhelmed by his job, redirecting sexual stamina into video games, porn, as well as numbing TV, and the preference to smoke a relaxing joint or drink a cold beer that will quench the thirst for sexual interaction as well are common ways in the domesticated male to make sure sex is just not that important anymore. While the act of sex is often too exhausting men still want to dream about they could have sex. I think that’s why they date. But due to the change in male drive and a significant shift in his primal wiring dates aren’t really dates anymore.
Instead, of showing a woman that he could be a good provider (which women look for subconsciously since it is ingrained into our DNA) the modern male has become cheaper and more cost efficient than ever. And women take it, except strippers. We do not compromise when it comes to your wallet. We know if you cannot pay, you eventually cannot fuck us right either. And whats the point having a poor fish at the end of the line that won’t be able to treat us well and stand up for his manlyhood in bed.
With the average woman splitting the bill might work, and the sentence, “Let’s share some dishes,” might come across romantic. But with a high caliber woman sharing outs a cheap date and a lazy fuck as well.
If you’re still trying to date a high quality stripper pay the bill in full and don’t ever stick your fork into her dish so you can get a bite of hers for free!

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STONE THE WIFE AND MARRY A GIRL 

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , , , on April 19, 2017 by tiltdiary

It seems, the world is reversing back to the middle ages. Child marriages are accepted or at least tolerated even in Germany just because there’s no law against it. The death sentence is reintroduced, and soon, it’ll be OK all over the world when a man kills his wife. Why not stone her when you’re fed up with her, and he’d rather marry a 12 year old girl …
As Trump congratulates Erdogan to his win on the recent vote the Hitlers are born, and all hell seems to have cut lose.
We cannot change the world just how each and every one of us deals with the devil …

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BRAIN AND DICK UNITE UNTIE

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , on April 17, 2017 by tiltdiary

I come more and more to the conclusion, that many men have an interesting way of thinking. For example, I have heard from many men, possibly all men I have ever met contradicting information — not just guys I meet at the club, also doctors and tech guys I have worked with. Or better said, in general men’s words contradict their actions.
For example, guys have said to me, “I would never do anything you don’t like.” Two seconds later they would try to kiss me, stick their germ infested tongue into me without me ever suggestion to exchange saliva.
Or they say, “I respect you.” Next thing you know he slaps your ass. And I hate my ass being slapped, in fact, I find it degrading and disgusting, of primitive nature.
Or a guys suggests, “I can be friends if you don’t want more,” while he tires to grope my boobs.
I think, I might have an explanation for this typical male behavior. A man’s brain always goes against his dick. Once humanity manages to reunite dick and brain the world could possibly change into a better place.

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MILLION DOLLAR TIP HOW TO MAKE IT UP TO A WOMAN!

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , on April 14, 2017 by tiltdiary

Interestingly, when men feel guilty they most of the time suggest a “making up for it” by an activity that will be enjoyable to them. It seems, they have no consideration for what you would need to make it right.
I have gotten proposals for dinners, shopping trips, vacation invitations, as well as sex offers to make things right when a guy messed up. I have also gotten offers from customers to be buddies for life. None of these men knew me well enough to actually know if I enjoy eating out, shopping, traveling, spending time with them as well as having sex with them. So here’s a million dollar tip: if you mess up find out first what she likes before you offer to make it up to her! She might not want to suck your dick or have you eat her pussy after you told her she’s fat!

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THE STORMS OF LIFE

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , , , on April 12, 2017 by tiltdiary

When the storms of life rage around you direct your gaze deep inside of you. There lives your soul that can heal the heart.
Never despair instead listen to your inner pulse and let it guide you towards the light.

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HOW TO BE MORE EFFICIENT IN LIFE

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , , , , on April 6, 2017 by tiltdiary

So far I have determined that there are two types of activities a human can engage into:
1.) Useful activities
and
2.) Useless activities
The useful activities are the ones that nurture you energetically, spiritually, emotionally, mentally, and they bring you to a higher level. They are not always pleasant. Useful activities can in fact be very demanding on your body, mind, and spirit, but in the end, they will give much in return.
Useless activities on the other hand are draining, and often, they take your attention away from the useful activities, but sometimes useless activities are necessary in order to fuel useful activities. However, often, people hide behind useless activities in order to avoid the useful activities. For example, they help someone over and over without being appreciated or acknowledged for it, and all this time, is spent on something that has no use for the person who is investing their time into it, but it distracts them from focusing on what would be useful to them. Most of the time, this type of useless activity is pursued out of fear of facing what you should do in regards to yourself. But sometimes, you are also tricked into useless activities thinking they are useful, meanwhile only the other person benefits from it.
Of course, no matter what you do and who you help, you always learn. However, I think it’s best to focus on useful activities and limit useless activities to a the absolute minimum. You don’t want to do anything in life that is particularly energetically draining. Instead, you want to focus on spiritual, emotional, energetic, and mental growth through useful activities.

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