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WILD WOMAN AND HER DOG

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , , on January 14, 2018 by tiltdiary

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POLE TANGO

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , , , , on January 7, 2018 by tiltdiary

Let’s dance …

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THANK YOU FOR TILTING WITH ME THROUGH ANOTHER YEAR

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , , , , on January 1, 2018 by tiltdiary

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STRIPPER’S LAST RIDE OF THE YEAR

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , , , on December 31, 2017 by tiltdiary

Because I am worth it!

 

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HOW TO BREAKUP WITH HIM WITHOUT BREAKING UP

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , , , on December 28, 2017 by tiltdiary

Although, I believe it is best to be most of the time straight forward, it is not always possible to follow this advice, especially when involved with a man who cannot understand the importance of compatibility. Also, many men do not deal well with rejection, or they do not hear or want to hear when you are straight forward and tell them it’s a no go or a done done. In this case, I can recommend to try the one thing that I have found to be a guaranteed deal breaker — I have used this method on pesky admirers, and it work wonders. Take him on a hike, especially if you know he’s a smoker. Even better, if he likes to sleep in but is eager to get into your pants. An early mountain hike at dawn — the earlier the better … and make it steep. Or invite him to rock climb, surf, bike ride … the important thing is that you pick an activity he will not be good at, and he won’t enjoy. Take him out of his element … and if you already had sex and don’t mind going one last time, hey, that’ll work just fine. But you will need to ride him hard, or make him ride that bike hard, or chase him up that hill … whichever activity you pick, make sure he will be in physical pain for many days after. And as you see him sweating bullets while trying to impress you don’t show him you notice that he cannot keep up. Instead, go faster, harder, deeper, and make sure he almost faints trying to keep up. Don’t give him water breaks, don’t give him even a second to catch his breath, no bathroom breaks either. Physical humiliation works wonders for any men. No matter how hot you are, you will become his deterrent, not because he doesn’t like you anymore, but because he cannot cope with his physical fail — after all you outdid him physically. While mentally failing and realizing his girl is smarter than him can be a little nip in his ego, a physical fail will guarantee you that he will be afraid to come around. And if he still does, recommend the next extreme adventure activity … something that will for sure embarrass him physically. Don’t break up, just kill him 😉

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WAITING FOR SANTA

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , , , , , on December 17, 2017 by tiltdiary

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WHAT WILL SANTA HAVE IN STORE FOR YOU?

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , , , on December 10, 2017 by tiltdiary

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