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I AM JUST A STRIPPER

Posted in Customers, Jones' Poems with tags , , , , , on April 23, 2018 by tiltdiary

I am just your stripper, nothing more
Don’t want to be your girlfriend or whore
Only want to dance for you and flirt
No attachment means no hurt
One after another ridiculous proposal
I am always at your disposal
When you’re a fed up shlub
You simply change the club
But I stay there and work
And you too are replaced by another jerk
Next time you threaten your stripper and pout
You will be the one left out
Cannot expect me to be sincere
While you cross your arms and sip your beer
Make it rain a lot of cash
Or stop staring at my ass
Just go home and watch TV
Where you can get your porn for free

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WHAT MAKES A STRIPPER TICK

Posted in Customers, Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , on April 18, 2018 by tiltdiary

He was relieved, “It seems like you love to work here?!” Most people think strippers despise their job and hate the customers. I replied, “I absolutely love what I do, and like with any job there’s good and bad sides to dancing.” Him, “What is the one thing you love the most about this job?” Me without hesitation, “The seduction … on stage, in the lap dance room, and in the air. Seduction is an art, it’s power, fun, and a fair game since I play very straight forward. I cannot get enough of it. To be honest, it’s addictive.”

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STRIPPER DILEMMA

Posted in Jones' Poems with tags , , , , , , on March 28, 2018 by tiltdiary

Sometimes I don’t want to go
Sell my soul
As a cheap ho
Men smell in general bad
And prefer a slimy hag
I don’t even want to wash my hair
When I just don’t care
Washed out makeup seems to be in
They think an ugly girl will be more willing to sin
Classy is out
The old man in the corner has gout
But think he’s my type and that I want to go out
In his mind marriage is a possibility
I’d rather die and and be free

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I’LL DO IT ON MY OWN

Posted in Jones' Poems with tags , , , , , on March 17, 2018 by tiltdiary

I’ll start all over
You don’t hold the fourth leaf of my lucky clover
I can do it on my own
You’re just a big mouthed clown
I’ll wipe my tears
It’s very clear
Finally leaving behind the shit from the past few weeks
Last thing I need is another freak
Don’t need your help
Your attitude reminds me of limp kelp
No juice behind your words
I don’t care how much it hurts
I’ll start from the beginning
Don’t need your help for winning

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STRIPPER TALKS ABOUT HAPPINESS 

Posted in Jones' wisdom, Uncategorized with tags , , , , on February 28, 2018 by tiltdiary

Happiness is a choice. However, some people have luck others don’t. — A.A. Jones 

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PORN STARS IN THE STRIP CLUB 

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , , on February 26, 2018 by tiltdiary

It was obvious that he was visiting the club frequently. He asked me in his foreign accent, “Which one of these girls is the porn star?” I replied, “I don’t think we have any porn stars working at this joint.” Him insisting, “Oh yeah, it’s this one, or that one? She told me but I forgot.” Me trying to explain, “We might have a porn actress here, but I don’t think any porn star would bother working here.” Him again, “Oh yeah, you will be surprised, the porn stars appreciate that extra income. They like it.” I gave it one more try, “I think if she would be a porn star she wouldn’t be dancing here tonight and rather suck Hugh Heffner’s dick right now.” Him again, “But she told me she’s a porn star. Which one of these two is it?” I gave in and up, “I don’t know which one is a porn star. But you should get her autograph.”

While porn stars do special events for their fans at strip clubs, they certainly wouldn’t work as a regular dancer on a weekly basis. But most of the times its best to let the customer be right …

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THE SEX BRAGGER

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , , , , , on February 9, 2018 by tiltdiary

He will promise you 30 orgasms in a row, he will brag about how well endowed he is, he will even convince himself that he is the best lover in the world … if you just go home with him now, or when your shift is over. But what he doesn’t consider is that after you’re done working your shift, even if he could give you 30 orgasms in a row, even if you like big dick, even if he’s the great lover he claims to be … you crave a hot shower and your pre-warmed bed … pre-warmed by your doggies …

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