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HAPPY EASTER BUNNY

Posted in Family Events & Celebrations with tags , , , , on April 16, 2017 by tiltdiary

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WHAT TO DO IF YOU FORGOT VALENTINE’S DAY

Posted in Family Events & Celebrations with tags , , , , , , on February 15, 2017 by tiltdiary

I hate to break it to you, but if you forgot to wish her a happy Valentine’s Day, you are in the dog house — even if she says she doesn’t care about Valentine’s Day, and it doesn’t mean anything to her. But if you forgot, she will resent you for it, and you will have to work your way out. You will need to pull out all the stops: flowers, chocolate (yes, all this wasteful stuff we strippers don’t want!), jewelry, generous spa certificate, dinner and a foot massage afterwards without expecting anything in return. Further more, you will need to clean the house, do the dishes, scrub the garage with a toothbrush, landscape the yard, wash her car, take the kids to school and pick em up. To be honest, you will be in debt for the rest of your life, so just don’t do it ever again. Either way, you are fucked, because if you didn’t forget Valentine’s Day most likely the gift wasn’t right or valuable enough.
And you think strippers are gold diggers …

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WHAT STRIPPERS REALLY WANT FOR VALENTINE’S DAY

Posted in Family Events & Celebrations with tags , , , , , on February 14, 2017 by tiltdiary

Please don’t bring flowers. In the end, they will  just die and not make any difference. Please don’t bring chocolate. It’ll just get to our waste if we don’t re-gift. We don’t want dinner with you either.
But we will accept jewelry — please make it gold and nothing less then 14K, bouquets of one hundred dollar bills, as well as credit gift cards.
Sincerely,
Allison Cash

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I AM A NASTY STRIPPER, I AM A NASTY WOMAN

Posted in Family Events & Celebrations with tags , , , , , , , , on January 23, 2017 by tiltdiary

It will also explain why, if you want to be tough, you have to grow a vagina … not balls …

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POLE DANCERS ESCORT POLITICIAN’S FUNERAL PROCESSING

Posted in Family Events & Celebrations with tags , , on January 10, 2017 by tiltdiary

fullsizerender-2-25It seems, in some countries they do not discriminate against us, and most likely they know it’s us who get the politicians through their lives using our services regularly. To watch the video and read the full story click on the link http://edition.cnn.com/2017/01/06/asia/taiwan-pole-dancer-funeral/index.html

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HOPE YOU ARE GETTING A GOOD TASTE OF 2017

Posted in Family Events & Celebrations with tags , , on January 8, 2017 by tiltdiary

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CLEAN UP YOUR ACT FOR 2017

Posted in Family Events & Celebrations with tags , , , , , on January 1, 2017 by tiltdiary

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