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WHY IT IS SO DIFFICULT TO DATE A STRIPPER 

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , on November 17, 2018 by tiltdiary

I explained to him, “Most men are better inside the club than outside the club. That’s why it’s best to keep it inside the club at all times. It’s safer. Safer in regards to disappointment and shock when finding out who he is outside of the club. Plus, most men cannot cope with the club.” He wondered, “What do you mean?” I explained, “Well, let’s say he’s not so bad outside the club and both parties are interested in more. The guy usually wants you to quit or throws a fit when he visits you at the club or the days you work there. Like a jealous thing. Or he starts treating you bad because you’re a whore all of a sudden. Everything changes when you meet him outside of the club.” Men, people cannot understand that the club is part of you — a big part of you. If he wants to become a player he’s going to have to juggle both sides … you inside and outside the club. If a man can do that … now that is hot. 

Dating a stripper is really quiet complicated and can be very confusing to the simply wired, male, reptile brain. You have to win her twice. Inside and outside the club. 😮

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STRIPPING AS A FUN PROFESSION 

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , , on November 15, 2018 by tiltdiary

If I think about it a little deeper, I have to say stripping should be a lot of fun. As entertainers in this little microcosms we should be adored, appreciated, and there should be enough fame for each and every girl that takes the step onto the shiny stage floor, no matter how good of a dancer she is. I can honestly say, that each dancer gives her best, each dancer who dares to make it through an entire shift has more guts than any housewife, lawyer, doctor, teacher, or any woman I know. There’s is boldness and courage no matter how shy or insecure the dancer is. And that alone should get us respect, admiration, and tips from every customer (male or female) who dares to set a foot into the club even if he/she just blinks at the dancer on stage or the set of boobs or butt that brushes past him/her. We are the ones who turn a regular, boring bar into a place of seduction, awakening, fun, and entertainment. But sadly, it is getting more and more difficult to enjoy this line of work, because the customers bring their own baggage into the club, and instead of making the club a secret getaway from the daily grind and frustrations we become the punching bag and the outlet for all their aggression, frustration, dissatisfaction, urge of power, and with that the target of abuse. Lately, it feels we have to beg, demand, and argue with customers about paying us for the time we dedicate to them and fun we provide them with. We are called “gold diggers,” “money hungry birches,” even “scam artists.” Some are appalled when we ask them if they want a private dance. Others shund us when we refuse to let them stick a single dollar into our bra or panties. It feels more and more as if we owe them to make them feel better, put up with the shit their spouse refuses to put up with, and to even offer them to slap our left ass cheek after they violated our right cheek. All this abuse, the power games, the mistaken girlfriend entitlements lead me to saying that stripping for the most hasn’t been that much fun lately. But it should be … and both parties are missing out on much fun just because the entitlement of men and women makes us look like we are working in a shady profession and are trying to trick people into spending money. Why are they expecting strippers to perform and entertain for free when many other entertainers get paid millions of dollars to pretend a character in some boring remake of a movie that’s been done already twice? We strippers are all originals, each and every one of us. 

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TRENDING ABUSIVE

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , , , , , on November 13, 2018 by tiltdiary

The world is in uproar. People are frustrated, stressed like the devil, and the disasters are accumulating. With that the strip club clientele changes. The club gets angry, the customers are frustrated, the dancers get frustrated, some even cry … abuse seems to be the trend. One shift becomes more daunting than the other. An accumulation of fear. frustration, and anger. The club just mirrors the outside world, and what should be a place of fun, play, and entertainment becomes a place for horror, stress, exhaustion, and power games. It seems the customers don’t come in at all anymore to get turned on, to get seduced, instead, it feels like they only come in to abuse and beat up a stripper, and proof that they do have at least some power in life — like not tipping the dancers … I miss the times when dancing could be lots of fun …

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HOW TO TIP A STRIPPER

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , , , , on November 1, 2018 by tiltdiary

Dear Strip Club Customers,

I appreciate you sitting at the front railing and being in the mood to play with us dancers. We love to dance for you, entertain and seduce you. It is nice to have you in a playful mood willing to tip us for the joy we bring you. I appreciate you very much. You make me a dancer. Without you dancing wouldn’t be as much fun nor as rewarding.
However, please, dear Strip Club Customer, do not try to tuck a single dollar into my bra. Listen, I have two breasts, so if you tuck a single dollar into my bra it means each of my breast are worth 50 cents to you. That is insulting. Further more, when you try to do that, you’re really trying to get a grope out of my beautiful, voluptuous, natural 30F boobs, and I do not like that at all. Also, please do not try to tuck singles into my panties especially not near my crotch. Do you know that there’s more fecal matter on a single dollar bill than on a toilet seat? Do not try to get dirty money near my nipples, butt, nor crotch. Do not expect me to pick up money with my mouth. It is simple disgusting and under no circumstances acceptable. Dear strip club customers, women as much as men, strippers are like yourself living organisms. We are not invincible blow-up dolls. We breath, we are not germ resistant, we are not sex addicted robots. We are women!

Sincerely,

 

A.A. Jones

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BILL MAHER LOVES STRIPPERS AND DEFENDS THEM

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , on October 30, 2018 by tiltdiary

” I defend strippers by the way. One of the last group of people who it’s OK to shit on in America. Men wouldn’t admit they know them, and women think they can look down on them. I like strippers. I don’t care who fucking knows it.” — Bill Maher

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SUCK IT UP AND SHAKE YOUR BOOTY

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , on October 27, 2018 by tiltdiary

I have to admit, after a decade of working in strip clubs, I have become very uncompassionate about women who cry about being broke. Especially, if you’re between 22 and 50, just like myself you can go and sell your ass, dance for dollars, and showcase your boobs and body. You think you’re shy, don’t like your body, don’t know how to dance …? Suck it up and shake your booty …

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THE HIDDEN ARTISTS WITHIN THE STRIP CLUB 

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , on October 22, 2018 by tiltdiary

Many of the people I work with in the strip club have amazing, hidden talents. It’s not simply what you think it is. You might be surprised what you find. There might be an amazing painter in the little waitress that brings you your cocktails. An astonishing photographer in the DJ who puts on the tunes. A talented makeup artist in the bartender or one of the dancers. A Secret nightingale singer, a writer, or even a healer in one of the dancers. Most of the time, sadly, these skills go undiscovered and overlooked, and people are blinded by the boobs, asses, crotches, sexy curves, and skimpy outfits. Most of the times, these true artists never make it out of the club, and are consumed by the dark underworld that leaves not much room and light for expression and excellence. 

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