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LOOKING FOR YOUR FIX? I CAN GIVE IT TO YOU …

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , on January 4, 2018 by tiltdiary

Most people I know are looking for their fix. Whether you visit the strip club for your fix or not, in the end, you’re trying to get your fix on. It might be simply a drug fix — numbing yourself. Or you have a celebrity fix — living in the fantasy you’re a celebrity meanwhile you’re a washed up loser nobody knows or cares for, yet, you’re afraid of the paparazzi, and you’re pretending to be wanted, known, needed, and rich — the club is a great place to live out this fantasy. Come on in and pretend to be the celebrity, rich producer, big CEO. We welcome you, and for the right price we can give you a fix that’ll last for months. Or are you looking for your marriage fix? Never been married or trying to remarry? Plenty of girls here who will be the bride of your dreams for a night. Best honeymoon ever, you’ll be satisfied for weeks. Better than any therapy session you can ever talk yourself through dreaming about finding the perfect wife — which we all know doesn’t exist. Or looking for the fix from your wife that neglects you in all aspects of your manhood? No problem we will love you for who you are and make sure you leave confidently enough to make it through at least another six months of miserable marriage if not longer. Because strippers are social workers, healers, admirers. We do not pretend but for the right amount of money we are willing to look beyond the ordinary you, the man who still lives at home with mommy and will never find a bride (unless he orders her from Asia or Russia, even Columbia), the husband whose wife is disgusted by him because he morphed just simple into a despicable caterpillar (I call this reverse metamorphosis — from butterfly before taking his vows to caterpillar after the ceremony is over), the fat guy who thinks he can marry a supermodel … we go the extra mile for you, we dig deep to find the best in you, we find the deep down buried the nice guy, clean guy, good guy underneath the thick layers of despicable, old, callused skin of a mean, ugly, even drunk, and unhealthy man. Because strippers are believers. No matter how stripper tough we are, we still believe there’s at least one ounce of good in every person we meet. Are we idealists? Delusional? Or just simply Angels?

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WHY THE STRIP CLUB DOES MAKE IT BETTER 

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , on January 3, 2018 by tiltdiary

On a daily basis, you experience disappointment from fellow human beings, and you meet many people that aren’t quiet that nice to you. You know the bullies, fucked up family members, jealous neighbors, planet shunning idiots (over-waterers and unnecessary trash producing ignorants included), addicts, drunks, greedy fuckquads … You cannot escape unless you become a hermit. It’s the same deal in the microcosm of the strip club, except that the drunken assholes, dysfunctional morons, and bullies can contribute to give you at least peace of mind with the money they might give you so you can feed you family and go to bed without a grunting stomach.

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WILD HORSES AND STRIP CLUB SHIFTS

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , on December 21, 2017 by tiltdiary

A night at the strip club is much like riding a wild horse. When you fall off the only way to overcome your fear is by getting right back on the horse no matter how much it hurts. Don’t get discouraged, don’t allow fear or defeat to get to you, don’t give up, just keep doing it.

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HOW STRIPPERS FEEL

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , on December 16, 2017 by tiltdiary

We are tough, we have seen it all, we have been exposed to the freaks, we have all been assaulted sooner than later — hey, it comes with the job, we know about your kinks, we heard every lie there is, we have seen it all. That makes us stripper tough, and it appears that we are invincible.
But just like the strip club takes a magnifying glass to life, it holds a magnifying glass to our emotions. They lay open, raw, despite the numbness we create — either with drugs or by our surviving mechanism which I call “the switch I flip.” The numbness is just a protective shield, like a walnut with its hard shell and the soft center. But nobody wants to deal with the soft center, instead they enjoy hitting your shell with the emotional baseball bat. Because everybody is angry, wants to show their power, or is just simply an non-empathetic douche bag.

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TWERKING, QUAKING, BOOTY SHAKING

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , on December 7, 2017 by tiltdiary

Ass fascination continues. Not just men are fascinated with the female derriere. Women are too. Well, women are mostly fascinated to discover how their own ass can move. Once a housewife discovered that her ass can move in many different ways, that even each ass cheek has an independent life of its own she’s liberated and her sex life changes, because she finally learned that her hips are one of her powerhouses. Unfortunately, most women come too late to discover the movement that changes everything … Having an ass is one thing, but knowing how to move it a whole other … twerk don’t jerk!

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WANT TO KNOW WHAT STRIPPER DOES IN HER FREE TIME?

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , on November 28, 2017 by tiltdiary

If I don’t work, either at the club, in fitness, do Fogo Sagrado readings, train or walk dogs, or take care of my own family — which means taking care of more dogs, walking, cooking, shopping, and pampering them — or do housework, cook, or clean for myself … I train to stay in shape, sew costumes ro wear at the club, or write for my reader about my adventures in the strip club. A lot of my attention in my free time goes to maintaining a healthy, well toned body so I can dance for many more years. The club puts you on edge. You need to stay on top of it otherwise the strip club will topple you. The club is more than just work. It is a lifestyle, a purpose as well as a hobby. If you don’t learn how to live it, it will live you, consume you, even destroy you.

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A STRIPPER EXPRESSES WHAT SHE IS THANKFUL FOR

Posted in Stripper Secrets, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on November 22, 2017 by tiltdiary

I am grateful and thankful every day for everything the club has taught me, the insights it has given me into the male world, into relationships between men and women, women and women, and men and men. I am thankful for how tough the club made me, how my work there strengthened my energetic shield, how it gave me a thicker skin, and fine tuned my intuition. I am happy that the club still feeds my family of fury children, gives me the freedom to express myself, helps me to live on the edge, and keeps me — an ordinary person — far from being ordinary. Without the club I wouldn’t be who I am today, and I can truly say that I am deeply in love with myself. This is to the people that make me a dancer: the club owner, customers, regular customers, and everybody who watches, gets moved by my performance, or just tips me because they understand that stripping is part of who I am and what I do.

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