Archive for August, 2017

WHEN STRIPPERS OWN THEIR CUSTOMERS

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , , on August 31, 2017 by tiltdiary

I believe the customer should have a choice who he spends his money on, who he talks to, and who he does dances with, but not very many of my co-strippers agree with me. While I do not believe in hassling for regulars that come to spend time with a specific girl, I also do not support the opinion that the girl that hassles and works her butt off to make money should not get tipped on stage by a customer who talks to a girl who doesn’t hassle and expects not to share the money “her” customer is willing to spend. I have heard of dancers giving customers a hard time when they tip other girls on stage, and I find this very absurd. We are entertainers, and we should get paid for our performance, and when a customer chooses one girl over another it’s just what it is. It doesn’t feel good for the dancer who’s not the chosen one, but it’s just the reality of the business. Not always the most skilled, best dancer, or prettiest girl wins the customer. Every guy looks for something else. Sometimes, it’s a girl next door type, sometimes the nasty girl, sometimes the rather clueless type who spark in a man the hope to fulfill his fantasies no matter how grotesque their are. You just never know!

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DO YOUR TRICKS IN GECKOGRIPS

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , , , , , , , on August 30, 2017 by tiltdiary

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KEY TO A STRIPPER BODY

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , on August 29, 2017 by tiltdiary

It is not about how much you workout but how effective your workout is. Learning how to engage muscles, and get the most out of a short workout rather than exhausting yourself through useless repetitions is the key to a stripper body.

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BODYBUILDER IN THE STRIP CLUB

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , , , on August 28, 2017 by tiltdiary

A bodybuilder came to visit the club and started bragging to me about his nutrition, ” I eat ten eggs with two yolks and a cup of asparagus first meal in the morning. Three hours later I eat a bowl of oatmeal. My third meal is lean, skinless chicken breast …” He went on and on about what he eats, and how fueling his body with the right foods resulted in amazing muscle grow. I assumed, “So you eat all organic?” Him, “Ohhhhh noooo, I could never afford that.” I bite my tongue and respond, “Well, whenever you can you should probably switch to eating all organic.” What I really wanted to make him aware of was all the hormones, antibiotics, and toxins he’s pouring into his body by eating such a mass amount of GMO, pesticide, and hormone laden food which is more harmful than beneficial over the long run … but I am just a stripper … what do I know …

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ECLIPSE DANCER

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , , , , , on August 27, 2017 by tiltdiary

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“WHY DON’T YOU COME OVER LATER!”

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , , , on August 26, 2017 by tiltdiary

This is the second time he has visited the club within eight months or so. He lives up North and comes to Los Angeles 2-3 times per year for business. He’s married with kids. Supposedly, a bad marriage. Supposedly, his wife moved out since I met him for the first time about eight months ago, or maybe a year ago — I don’t really remember. I am definitely out of his league. But of course, I am at work and this is what I do.
He says to me, “Why don’t you come over later … I won’t have time to meet you, my schedule is very busy during my L.A. visit but you can visit me at the hotel later.”
I am very familiar with the “Why don’t you come over later” request. And here is what I have to say to it: NOTHING! There are no words that can describe what I think, feel, and want to say when a man, a stranger, or even a regular customer suggests for me to come over later. Just a wave of repulsiveness floods my entire body, and I once more question humanity — which is nothing new for me I admit. What on earth do these men think when they generously grant me to come over later? What thought process is attached to this offer which obviously isn’t an offer? I assume no thinking is happening just dick guided words falling out of an imbecile’s mouth. Stupidity, inconsideration, and impudence driven to the max to ask the bold, rude question.
See what I mean when I say strippers are the least respected. No man would make such an “offer” to a prostitute. He will be clearly aware that he would have to offer something in return for a private visit. But since strippers are just horny pole dancers we are allowed to come over later …

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PUSHING YOURSELF TO DO MORE AND BE BETTER 

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , on August 25, 2017 by tiltdiary

It is important to push yourself, but never push beyond your limit.

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