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STRIPPERS AND M.D.’S

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , , , , , on July 31, 2017 by tiltdiary

I just recently went to see an ophthalmologist for a stye eye. I personally do not like to go to Western doctors nor do I like to take my dogs to veterinarians because it’s always disappointment.
Well, what can I say. The staff was OK, and the eye doctor’s assistant who took the intake was OK too. I tried to explain to her that I was rather interested in a least invasive approach even if it would take longer for the stye to heal. I think she quickly understood that I was the “green eco gal” who wouldn’t want to take drugs. When finally The Doctor came in to talk to me he told me right away that I had a bad eye infection, and I needed an oral antibiotic. I told him I would not want to take the antibiotic unless my life depended on it, and I asked kindly to try a less invasive approach first. He wondered, “Why don’t you want to take an oral antibiotic.” Me, “Because of the gastrointestinal side effects, reoccurring yeast infections, and long term side effects of an oral antibiotic.” He raised his eyebrows as if he had forgotten that antibiotics are a drug with long term side effects. Then he came up with an idea, “I am going to give you a Z-Pack!” I had no idea what it is but I knew it was another form of antibiotics. So I told him, “Dr. ZPack, please, could we try a local antibiotic first. See if my eye improves, and if not I can still murder my intestinal flora with oral antibiotics.” Dr. ZPack understood quickly I wasn’t going to just do what the doctor ordered and agreed to try the local ointment but wrote me a prescription for both, local ointment and his favorite Z-Pack. He also made me buy an eyelid scrub for $30 which I found later on Amazon for $19, and warned me, “This will take 3-4 weeks to heal without the Z-Pack if it heals at all.” I felt my condition was serious and wondered if I would survive this incident.  He also made fun of me telling him I would apply warm black and green tea compresses to my eye saying, “You can drink the tea and just use water.” He was also surprised that I was using filtered water for the compresses till I told him the area I live in has chromium 6 in the water as well as Fluoride and Chloride which I prefer not to apply to my already unhealthy eye. He offered me to purchase a heat pack I could warm in the microwave instead, but when I told him I believe microwaves are dangerous to your health he admitted his wife just re-gifted theirs. Hmmmm, I have never used a microwave because I am aware of its dangers while a leading MD just starts to understand it could pose a health hazard, but he still seems oblivious to the fact that ingesting tap water is bad for you with its mind numbing nerve poisons like Fluoride and Chloride and a host of other elements I cannot even pronounce — check your local water report and you will be astounded.
My next step was the pharmacy where the two female, cross eyed pharmacists yelled at me for not wanting the Z-Pack and just filling the prescription for the eye ointment. Then they mistakenly wrote on the box of the ointment to apply it to both of my eyes once a day before bed time. I was surprised, “Into both eyes? I only have an infection on my right eye.” They fiddled around and whispered to each other and then the one pharmacist came back, “Oh no, no just apply into your right eye.” Upon reading the instruction of the ointment it said I could apply the ointment up to six times per day. The incompetence of the professionals involved is mind blowing.
I feel if the doctor won’t kill you the pharmacist will for sure.
Imagine if I wouldn’t be as aware and as self-taught when it comes to health I would’ve used this medication wrongly, not gotten the results desired, and would’ve ended up over-medicated on that damn Z-Pack. And maybe, for a regular person who believes in Western medicine and pops antibiotics like candy the local ointment would’ve not worked since the bacteria get resistant to antibiotics and mutates.
In my case, with the ointment, Chinese Herbs as well as Homeopathic remedies my eye was fully recovered within 5 days, and I am very grateful about it, yet, it is another lesson to be very careful when you do end up having to go to a Western doctor. It seems they over-prescribe and reach right away for a hammer tactic instead of trying the least invasive approach first. Question is, do they not know better or are they gold diggers? Because everybody seems to be trying to make a buck!

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EARTHBOUND

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , on July 30, 2017 by tiltdiary

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WHAT HAVE MARRIED MEN TO OFFER TO SINGLE WOMEN?

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , on July 29, 2017 by tiltdiary

In general nothing.
Except maybe money!
So don’t feel upset when we ask you to pay us for our time whether we have lunch with you, talk to you on the phone, go shopping with you, or dance for you … We can make your life better, make you feel wanted — something your wife obviously doesn’t manage to do anymore. We can even help you save your rotten marriage, help you be a better father, and usually, for much cheaper and more effective than any therapist can and will. Do not expect our services for free! Like you don’t expect your wife to pay you for being your wife!

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EARTHANGEL DILEMMA

Posted in Jones' Poems with tags , , , , , , , , , , on July 28, 2017 by tiltdiary

An angel stuck on planet earth
Triggers much change and birth
Often new ideas come at a price that’s high
The angel will suffer and won’t be able to fly
With wings cut down or even off
The worldly life hurts much and moves like a sloth
The angel wishes for Nirvana
Yet has to deal with people’s karma
Helping them to live a better life
Feels to the angel daily like being cut with a sharp knife
But destiny is not up for us to choose
So the angel might suffer and her life feels like a giant loose
But it is written to play out like this
Acceptance is her only bliss

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WHEN STRIPPERS MEET YOU OUTSIDE OF THE CLUB

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , on July 27, 2017 by tiltdiary

He asked me, “Jones, but what happens when you do agree to meet a man outside of the club?” I explained, “The club is sexy fun, and I enjoy it very much. However, outside of the club, the club rules do not apply, and Jones’ rules come in. They are way more strict then the club rules. Usually, if I agree to meet a man outside of the club because he suggested friendship he will try to kiss me sooner than later, and I don’t kiss friends!”
In general, meeting a man outside of the club fails sooner than later!

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A LAP DANCE AND A LAP DANCE ONLY

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , on July 26, 2017 by tiltdiary

It seems to be difficult for most people to separate the club experience from the outside world. Most men think that the club inhibits us dancers from doing what we really want to do, because we are bound to the law and strict rules and regulations. Meaning, that if we would be able to kiss a guy in the lap dance booth we would — it’s just the law holding us back. Or if touching wouldn’t be prohibited then we would beg the person we dance for to run their hands — often dirty, germ infested hands — all over our bodies, boobs, and vaginas. Or if we could take all of our clothes off we would tear them off because we want to be naked. That’s why people, not just men, try to get us to meet them outside of the club because they think then we can fully outlive who we want to be. This is a false perception. The law, the rules and regulations protect us dancers — not enough but they do offer a security blanket. If a girl dances in a bikini bar versa a fully nude club it’s because she chooses to do so. We do not want to be touched, kissed, or have sex when we do a lap dance. We want to do a lap dance and a lap dance only!

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PITY LAP DANCE

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , on July 25, 2017 by tiltdiary

He walked into the club holding his head low. He seemed burdened. I asked him, “What’s wrong my dear?” Him, “My daughter is moving out to go to Harvard. And Daddy has to pay for it all.” I wanted to slap him across the face, but said, “Children are expensive. You should’ve thought about it before you got married and before you made the baby. There’s nothing to be depressed about it. You should be proud of your daughter. Harvard is a big deal.”
I don’t know what men think. Do they really think they can squeeze a pity lap dance or more out of us because having their perfect white picket fence life is so expensive?

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