Archive for July, 2013

NINJA WARRIOR STRIPPER

Posted in TiltPlay, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on July 31, 2013 by tiltdiary

Image-1Sometimes, the club makes you feel like a warrior who has to overcome many obstacles. My motto is, “What doesn’t kill me, makes me stronger. One battle at the time.” The true strength lies deep within us. It is the willpower and skill to fear nothing, look straight into the enemies eyes, and kill them with kindness, while watching your own back and never loosing your essence.

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WAS IT GOOD FOR YOU?

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , on July 30, 2013 by tiltdiary

I spot him during one of my killer performances on the main stage. I am on fire that night, and nothing can stop me. That energy travels across the room and is much more powerful than any look or outfit you can wear. Energy is the most powerful force in our lives, and the strip club only approves this fact.

He is in his 40s, overweight carrying a round belly in front of him, blond, wears thick glasses with a thick black frame, and when he comes closer and stops at the railing of the stage to make sure I see that he tips me, I can see this crooked teeth penetrating my sensitive eyes through his creepy smile. He shows his importance about tipping me by repeatedly nodding his head making sure that I acknowledge his generosity. He has given me exactly one single $1 bill but he feels as if he just put a $100 bill on stage. He doesn’t even notice that other customers have tipped me $5-10 at a time. He is so into himself, he thinks he just made my night by giving me $1.

When I get off the stage I thank him politely like I always thank everybody who tips me. He invites me to sit down, and although, I can sense what a creepy geek he is, I agree to take a seat next to him at the big round table, because I can sense he is going to deliver a great story. He says in a squeaky, creepy voice as if his approval would matter, “You did very well on stage.” When you hear this from a person who can’t even do one push up because he is so out of shape, you just can’t take this as a compliment. He is a mean clown, and I cannot take him serious. Every time he smiles I feel his crooked teeth will jump out of his ugly mouth trying to attack me like alien weapons. But I endure, and he goes on, “How much do you weight?” I answer, “90 pounds.” Him, “Wow, you really know how to turn a man on. Do you know all the things I could do with you, the way I could turn and flip you.” I want to vomit, but I just purse my lips. This geek wouldn’t even be able to lift my body weight if I would be only 50 pounds but in his delusional mind he sees himself as this well trained body builder who is the biggest stud in bed. A shiver overcomes my body, but I am used to hiding my disgust. He asks, ” How much are the dances here? ” I give him the price, and off I go with Mr. CreepyTeeth into the lap dance booth. He makes sure we start on the next song so he gets his full time with me. While I am dancing for him, he keeps telling me, “My fun indicator is way up. Can you tell?” Then he reaches down and starts shifting gears, from the right to the left, to center, back to the right and so on … Man, this is even too much for me. He lets out another one, “Well, I am having a good time, but it’s hard to tell, women can fake it easily.” Ugh, I assure him I am having a great time while I just try to make sure I stay as far away from him as possible still trying to give a decent dance. Him again, “You are having way too much fun for work.” Yeah … I can barely hold myself back, while staring at his dirty, crooked teeth and his beady eyes through his thick glasses. Finally, after 3 dances while complaining over and over again, “This is way too frustrating. At some point there needs to be a release,” he decides he had enough. And then he delivers the winning line, “Was it good for you?”

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PUGFACE STRIKES AGAIN

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , on July 29, 2013 by tiltdiary

Father and son come to the club to celebrate the son’s 21st birthday. After I do a killer performance on stage, dad buys his son a lap dance with me. The young man and I have such a great time together, he ends up doing seven dances with me and buys his dad a dance with me as well. While I am giving his father a lap dance I see PugFace pestering the young man to buy his dad a dance with her as well. My dance is not even over yet, and PugFace storms into my booth trying to kick me out saying, “His son bought me a dance with him.” I nod my head feeling sorry for the older gentleman and let PugFace take over.

Dad comes out of the lap dance booth rubbing his face with both hands as if he is in excruciating pain and squeezes money into my hand. I say, “Oh no, your son paid for your dance with me. We are all good.” Dad says, “I know, but if you don’t mind giving me another dance. I just have to forget what just happened.”

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POWER OF VISUALIZATION

Posted in Tilt the Book with tags , , , , , , on July 28, 2013 by tiltdiary

PhotoFunia Streets of New York Regular 2013-07-23 04 56 47If you can see it, dream it, and believe it you can achieve it. The power of visualization should never be underestimated. Anything can happen any time. Never give up dreaming. BELIEVE.

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ANOTHER REASON TO WORK AT A STRIP CLUB

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , on July 27, 2013 by tiltdiary

There is this group of 4-5 guys who come to the club all the time. They never tip us girls, are always drunk and unruly, and in my opinion they should be banned from the club. They are useless and disturb the club without contributing or helping anybody, but since they drink, the owner allows them back.

I talked about this to one of my DJs and he agreed with me, “Yes, Jones, these guys are useless nuisance.” And I said to him, ” What I don’t understand is why my co-strippers bother to talk to any of them, socialize, and consider them friends. These men are disrespectful and rude, and if a man doesn’t tip me, I take it as if he is not interested in talking to me.” My DJ says, “Well, most girls that work here are so insecure, they work here to get their confidence boost and to hear how beautiful they are. For some of them that’s enough.”

I never saw this aspect and side of stripping. And I find it sad, but I think my DJ did make an important point. I guess, I might be an exception. I don’t go to the club to collect compliments, I dance to collect $$$$$.

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EVERY STRIPPER HAS HER ENEMY

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , , , on July 26, 2013 by tiltdiary

Mine happens to be PugFace. I personally have nothing against her, but she hates me to the guts. Her envy and hate are so obvious that customers will actually comment on her behavior, “Wow, this girl really hates you.” The fact, that she cannot tolerate working with me doesn’t bother me much, and her envy towards me just harms her business not mine. PugFace doesn’t respect our unwritten stripper rules, but accuses me of not doing so. She plays extremely unfair, however, I am confident enough to ignore her, and her stupidity just puts a smile on my face. That of course, drives her crazy, and on my last shift she attacked me verbally. Luckily, my DJ has my back, and her wanting to fight with me turned out into her looking stupid in front of a customer who walked off with me to the lap dance booth, promising he would do a dance with her as well just to calm her down. A pity dance!

I don’t fight with people I don’t respect or care for. It’s too much effort and only energy wasted.

However, the gentleman who did two dances back to back with me kept his promise, but returned from the lap dance booth telling his best friend, “Oh God, no more lap dances with PugFace. Only lap dances with Jones.” Then he asked me for a third lap dance. PugFace was steaming out of her surgically altered nose, and her giant fake tits were about to explode from anger.

It is not my fault that PugFace cannot give a good lap dance, and it is not my fault that she is so pushy with customers, that they actually complain to me about her. That is her own doing, and she needs to carry the consequences for her obnoxious behavior herself. After all, I only work two shifts a week at the club. If she can’t handle working with me, she can just avoid being scheduled on the same night I work. Her choice, although, I would miss out on some great stories to report to my readers about PugFace.

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HORNY POLE DANCER

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , , , on July 25, 2013 by tiltdiary

I meet this type of customer very often. He thinks, he’s in a candy store and can pick any girl to go home with him. He actually feels entitled to have his pick, and he thinks, he is sexually so skilled, that the girl of his choice will be the lucky one. He will say to me things like this, “I am going to take you home tonight,” or “If you don’t call me by 2am tonight, I know you are afraid to have a good time.” He is convinced we strippers work at the club to find guys to hook up with, and he thinks he is a winner and the best choice for any of us girls to have sex with.

This customer type is usually very stingy and won’t tip much. He might do at the most two lap dances with me, because he doesn’t want to waste his money, since he thinks he can fuck me for free. I have heard many things during my career as a stripper, and not much can make me angry anymore, especially not such a delusional contender. But sometimes I feel, someone needs to punch him in the face to wake him up and make him realize how disrespectful he is. I feel, he respects prostitutes more than me and thinks I am just a horny pole dancer. But I am not. I am a woman with a heart and soul. I have probably higher ethics than him and three other people combined. Yet, he treats me worse than a whore. At least prostitutes get reimbursed for their services. This guy thinks we are for free. Even if he just comes for entertainment. Everybody pays to go to the movies, or to see a musical, or a theater piece. Just because we are strippers doesn’t mean we should entertain for free.

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