Archive for March, 2017

RON JEREMY AND A.A. JONES

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , , , on March 31, 2017 by tiltdiary

And here we meet again …

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SHORT MAN DATING TIPS

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , on March 30, 2017 by tiltdiary

In regards to online dating, I have heard short men complain many times about shallow women asking them how tall they were before they agreed to meet in person. These men all have a Napoleon complex. All I can tell them is that being judged on your height is not that big of a deal. Take us women. Our boobs, asses, legs, weight, waist, fingernails, shaving routine, pubic hair shaping, height, lip fullness, eyebrows and eyelashes along with many other things get judged on a daily basis. Not to mention ageism. Man up, put in some insoles, and stand up straight!

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HOW TO REMOVE ISSUES WITH MEN

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , on March 29, 2017 by tiltdiary

She wasn’t really willing to reveal what was going on but you could see she was desperate, “I don’t know what’s wrong with me but I really have an issue with men. Oh God …!” I felt bad for her but her statement was so vague I couldn’t really advice much. Her again, “Jones, you never talk about men.” I felt I had to reveal my secret, “Darling, when you fall in love with yourself men won’t matter that much anymore.” Her eyes widened and she nodded.

But it takes time …

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I DON’T NEED TO BE A STRIPPER

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , on March 28, 2017 by tiltdiary

The young, obviously inexperienced dancer kept bragging all night long to us other dancers and most likely to the customers as well, “I don’t need this job. I can work for Warner Brothers. I have a job.” She thought she increased her value with her bragging.
She didn’t make very many friends with her bragging nor did anybody believe the bullshit that came out of her beautiful mouth. Trust me, whoever is here, and works the floor, and dances on stage needs it!!

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ZIP IT IN THE LAP DANCE

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , on March 27, 2017 by tiltdiary

I caught the young gentleman’s eye right away when he walked into the club. We had decent conversation, and you just know when you have a thing for each other. I didn’t have to wait long for him to ask me to do a private dance for him. He was young and rather insecure. I enjoyed dancing for him very much, and it was obvious he enjoyed my company as well. When I mean obvious, I am talking about male, physical signs you cannot hide when they pop up. Tight jeans will reveal much, but even lose clothing cannot hide when a guy is … let’s call it invigorated.
The young man’s budget was limited, and after a few dances he could not afford me for longer. He hesitantly declined another dance. He possibly thought it hurt my feelings but what he said made me cringe, “You did though a good job.” Pleaaaaseeee guys don’t do that to us dancers. It’s like telling a woman after you had sex with her she did a good job. And in case you have done this before take my advice and zip it.

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FLOATING DANCER

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , on March 26, 2017 by tiltdiary

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WHY DATING A STRIPPER ISN’T EASY

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , on March 25, 2017 by tiltdiary

We will pull back faster, question your intentions harder, and the mistakes you make will weigh heavier. Why? Because we have met many men that are full of shit, live in a delusion, lie even to themselves, and will step over corps to get what they want. We also learned quickly that men don’t want what they can have.
Additionally, we have more offers than any other women, don’t rely on just one man — we know in order to survive you have to have many admirers, and have learned to be independent. This applies for experienced strippers, not newbies.

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