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WHEN KARMA MAN ABUSES THE STRIP CLUB

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , on April 27, 2017 by tiltdiary

It is important not to mix this customer up with one that you indeed might have a karmic connection with. But this type will be obsessed with you from the second he sees you, and he will make you better and more powerful with each encounter you have with him. He is convinced meeting you happened for a reason, and that your encounter will change his life. In fact, he claims you’re his soulmate — I don’t know why and how he can be so convinced. He will serenade you about everything that’s great about you and you said even if you never said it. Next thing you know he will quit his job because you told him he needs to follow his heart and pursue his passion as a musician, actor, writer, singer … meanwhile you didn’t suggest any of these things. Last thing I would do is suggest to a customer to quit his job — we already have enough broke motherfuckers that come for a free show to the club. But he will make you responsible for all the drastic, life enhancing decisions he all of a sudden has the courage to follow through with since he met you. He’s set on wanting you — most likely, till he gets you. Then he will accuse you for ruining his life and making him lose his job. Mr. KarmaChange is the type who makes others responsible for his decisions and who crown people as quickly as he de-crowns them. Today you are his queen, tomorrow you will be his bitch!

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NO LAP DANCE PLEASE

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , on April 25, 2017 by tiltdiary

This customer type thinks he’s very smart. He will tip you mediocrely on stage but will tell you that he doesn’t do lap dances, because he would rather “connect” to you outside of the club. Sometimes, he also reinforces the point that he does not pay for sex or sensual dancing. I hate to break it to you, Mr. NoLapDance. If you don’t dance with me inside the club you will for sure never dance with me outside of the club. Dancing for a man is a natural way sorting out the good and bad ones. Not doing a lap dance with your stripper will get you nothing except the label: Cheapo no danco!
The tricks guys play to get laid often make no sense at all and aren’t good nor fun tricks either 😛

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ONLINE FANTASY AFFAIR

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , on April 21, 2017 by tiltdiary

Some men, mostly married men, are perfectly happy with an online affair. It has happened many times to me that I meet a man from out of town just once in the strip club, and he thinks we are now in a romantic relationship. These guys are mostly married, but soldiers, or men that travel to other continents frequently are good candidates for this type of relationship as well.
This type of man builds instantly an obsession with you. He emails extensive reports about his day, shares the books he reads, the activities he attends, and tries to involve you into his life. This man is usually sexually involved with another woman or several other women, or he is the sex starved husband. The sex starved husband is most susceptible for this type of relationship and many of them have a deep desire for it. This man will email you several times a day, tell you how much he misses you, tell you how he wishes you were here with him … it is fascinating. He doesn’t know me at all, yet, he thinks I am his perfect mate and he waits for me to say I miss him too, which I won’t. How can I miss something or someone that has never been part of my life. This type of man keeps himself alive through fantasy because most likely his life without his imaginary mistress is too unbearable. He will put a lot of effort and time into his email affair, and he expects the same in return. But who has time for this shit? He’s expecting you to nurture his fantasies meanwhile you will most likely not ever see him again and some other chick most likely his wife will benefit from the invigorating email conversations you provide. Not to mention she will continue to cash in while you don’t even get the slightest reimbursement for the time and effort to answer his cheesy, delusional emails.
If you identify this type of fish on your hook or better said in your inbox run as fast as you can or better said block the sucker. You are not responsible for his existing life, the choices he made that put him into this misery, nor do you owe him any sensual entertainment just because he’s lonely, unless of course, he wants to reimburse you financially for your time writing to him. This type of position might work if you’re currently out of work but if you have a life and things to do don’t waste a second on this sexual deprived whiner. Send him to the strip club instead. We will take care of his sorry ass if he pays for our time to keep him alive and going.

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DEVIL DANCER IN THE STRIP CLUB

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , , , on April 20, 2017 by tiltdiary

I had watched him all night long. He had spent most of the time at the bar. He had drank many drinks and talked to all the girls except me. I had stayed away from of him because I had felt the darkness surround him. As the night came to an end the cloud of darkness had grown, and I would’ve not even thought about initiating a conversation. Although, I carry protection on me and have a guardian spirit team built around me that I would never leave behind when on a shift at the club, I didn’t want to be confronted with his energy. When I took a seat at the bar next to an Asian guy who apparently was more entertained by the news about Korea and Trump on the TV, Mr. DemonForce took the free seat next to me. He grabbed my left hand and squeezed it tight. I turned away from Mr. Asia and looked into Mr. DemonForce’s steel blue, piercing eyes. I saw him … He introduced himself and outed his Swedish origin. A good looking, well dressed man in his 40s with a thick Swedish accent obviously very drunk. Then he ask me if I would dance for him privately. He had not done any dances with any of the other girls all night long. It felt as if he had specifically kept an eye open for me, for those last dances with me that we could squeeze in before the night would end and last call for alcohol would be announced. I hesitated for a second. When you have dark forces in front of you you need to way your options carefully. You need to be sure you’re still strong enough to withstand the pull of the darkness and not risk a dangerous encounter when your energies mix in a lap dance. At the end of a shift you can be tired and weak. It had been a long night, but I knew too, dancing for Mr. DemonForce would make my shift worth while, plus there’s always the curiosity to find out more about your own spiritual strength as well as the other person’s strength, wherever it comes from. Some people are occupied by foreign energies that might want to attach to you, leach your bright energy from you, or try to infiltrate the light within you. You have to be cautious. Especially, when they are drunk. Alcohol brings out the Demon, often strengthens it within.  
I checked in with my team of protection. They were on full alert. I took a breath and told Mr. DemonForce, “I would be delighted to dance for you.” As we walked into the lap dance booth holding hands I could feel the eyes of the other girls trying to pierce my body like tiny, little daggers. They hated me for getting this man into the lap dance room while they had tried all night long without any success. Now I would cash in on this guy without much effort at all.
Our dance began. Mr. DemonForce leaned back. I could feel a streak of violence and sexual aggression in this body. I knew I had to very careful. You cannot allow a second of weakness in a dance like this where many forces come together. As I braced my powerful, strong hands against his shoulders sinking deep into his energy field he looked me once more with his steel blue, piercing eyes into my darkblue eyes. He said in his broken English, “I see everything. I can see you. I know exactly who you are. ” He was trying to intimidate me, but I didn’t let it get to me. I replied, “Oh really. What do you think I am? What do you see in me?” Him again, “I know you. I know who you are. I know what you are. I saw it. I see you.” Me looking straight at him, “I see you too! Who do you think I am?” He exhaled heavily, “You are a witch. That’s why I picked you to dance for me. You are like no other. You’re sexy as hell.”
There’s white and black witches, and black witches can turn to white ones and visa versa. I replied, “You indeed can see me. So if I am a witch, what are you?” It took him by surprise that I admitted I was a witch. I could see that. I come from a long line of Croatian witches. I used to be rather dark, now I try to stay on the bright side. I call myself a lightworker, but the border between light and darkness in very vague.
I asked him again, “Who are you if you can see me so easily?” He laughed mischievously, and then he surprised me with his answer, “I am the devil!”
While I don’t think the man was the devil in person, I do think the alcohol brought the devil out in him. He was capable of seeing some of me which most people don’t. He knew I was deeply rooted and connected to the other side. And he taught me an important lesson: as much as I hate alcohol and what it does to people, if you carefully embrace the right demons they can actually be beneficial to your life. I danced many dances for Mr. DemonForce. The devil made my night!

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SECRET THOUGHTS OF A BIKINI DANCER

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , , on April 18, 2017 by tiltdiary

“I wonder what he sees, what’s there to see? Does he think if he stares deep towards my vagina my panties will fall off, and my vagina will be exposed? Why does he not even give me a single dollar when I pull some of my most spectacular tricks on the pole, yet, when I flop my butt on the floor and wave my legs in a wide splay in front of him he makes it rain towards my vagina? I know the VaginaStarer well. He cannot help it. The only thing that makes him happy is staring into a woman’s vagina. However, I am wearing panties, double panties the way the law requires. But he still stares as if I would be naked. Does he imagine how my vagina looks, or is he just incapable of accepting that I am a bikini dance? …”

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THE OVER-ENTHUSIAST WHO GETS MARRIED AFTER A LAP DANCE

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , on April 13, 2017 by tiltdiary

This strip club customer type believes he’s in a relationship with you after a lap dance. He’s convinced you are meant to be together, that he met you for the reason to spend the rest of his life with you, he believes in destiny, and he’s already jealous and cannot cope with your job. He’s trying to figure out right away how to rescue you, take you out of the strip club, secure your future, and help you get a grip on your life. What this type doesn’t realize is that he’s the one who needs to get a grip; he’s the one who needs to be rescued … not by marrying a stripper, but by finding a good therapist.

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THERE’S NO REASON TO LIE IN A LAP DANCE

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , on April 11, 2017 by tiltdiary

He asked me during the lap dance, “How can we take this outside of the club?” I answered quickly, “We cannot.” Him not believing his ears, “I mean did you ever meet a customer outside of the club.” Me, “Yes, I did. But I am most likely the hardest girl to ever get a date with. It would take a lot of persistence on your side. ” Him, “Like I would have to come back? ” Me, “Yes.” Him, “How often? ” Me, “Over and over. For example, it took one of my customers over a year for me to meet him outside of the club. He came ever week to see me. I have been on three dates with him now, but there was no kissing, no nothing. Honey, I don’t think you are the type of guy who puts this much effort into a relationship. To be very honest, I don’t think I would ever meet you outside of the club the way I read you.” He looked at me in disbelieve, “Did you just tell me the truth?” Me, “Yes, I did and there’s no reason not to.”
I missed out on another dance with this guy because I told him the truth. But he wasn’t planning on doing more than two dances anyways, so what’s $20? I’d rather tell the truth and miss out on twenty bucks. A good lie would be worth much more!!!!!

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