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WHEN HR VISITS THE STRIP CLUB

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , on August 12, 2019 by tiltdiary

He was dressed very fine and looked well put together. A man in his early fourties with a bright smile on his face. He proudly revealed to me that he was working for Human Resources, and he knew the law really well in regards to sexual harassment. He even encouraged me to sue the club if not protecting us or the customers who wouldn’t behave appropriately. I listened but quickly figured out that he thought his tips were so valuable that he felt entitled to have this conversation for free as well as watching the dancers perform for free. I was called on stage, and my suspicion was confirmed. Not even a single dollar in tips from Mr. HR. But when I stepped off stage his attitude had suddenly changed. Turned on, his brain had migrated quickly below his waist, and he started telling me things I didn’t really want to hear, “I am currently a relationship unicorn. I seek sex with couples. That really excites me.” Me ready to excuse myself, “OK, sure.” Him, “I am polygamourous. In fact, my best sexual experience was during an orgy. That was awesome. And once I was part of an orgy where we fucked for four hours straight.” Me more turned off as you can ever imagine, “Alright, I have to …” Him interrupting me, “How about you? Tell me about your best sexual experience so far.” Me very down to the fact, “I am a better listener, and I have heard enough now.”

How can a man who works in Human Resources be so impolite and behave so inappropriate. He would never say these things to any other female but a stripper.

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MY TITTIES FOR SALE 

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , on August 7, 2019 by tiltdiary

When I stepped of the stage he ran up to me and commanded me, “You have to show my bachelor your tits.” I tried to stay polite and bit my tongue, “This is a bikini bar. We cannot take our tops off. It’s against the law.” He was disappointed, “You’re telling me I am not going to see you tits tonight and not get any nipple action.” For just a second, I had the urge to punch him in his stupid face. What gives a person the right to talk about my body parts like this? What makes a man think I would show him my wonderful breast just like that? How can a man feel entitled to treat breast and ass like a thing you can buy for cheap or even get for free? Once more I bit my tongue — not because I didn’t have the courage to speak up but because he was too stupid for me to even bother with — and I said, “Correct!” And I walked away. 

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STRIP CLUB CUSTOMER WANTS A REFUND OF HIS STAGE TIP!!

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , , on August 5, 2019 by tiltdiary

He had come up to the railing and tipped me about $8 which I very much appreciate. When I went up to him to thank him, he said, “Look, I really like you. I would like a lap dance.” I said, “OK, sure.” But he was $5 short on cash. I explained to him, “Well, you’re not paying me. You are paying the club, so there’s no discount, and I actually won’t benefit much from doing a private dance for you, but I’ll still do it.” Him, “Well, I gave you the extra $5 on stage.” And he looked at me in a demanding way like saying, “Give me the tip money back so I can get that dance with you.” I tapped him on the shoulder and said, “I’m sorry, next time bring enough cash.”

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BACK TO THE ROOTS IN THE STRIP CLUB 

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , on July 29, 2019 by tiltdiary

When the lap dance was introduced in Los Angeles in the 70s the women were appalled and refused to perform them. Back then, I hear from older customers, if you would put a little finger onto a dancer the bouncers would throw you out of the club immediately, and you were banned for life. We don’t know yet which direction strip clubs in California are going, but it could happen that we strippers, entertainers will not even consider giving a lap dance, and even though, our bouncers might not protect us we might be less and less lenient with the huggy, touchy customers. Change is on its way!

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TMJ IN THE LAP DANCE BOOTH

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , on July 24, 2019 by tiltdiary

When he saw me perform my last set of the night on stage he didn’t waste any time to ask for a private dance. There was not much time left, last call for alcohol was already announced. The dance started normal, but the more he got aroused the more he became vocal. Luckily, the music was too loud for me to hear the exact details of his sexual fantasies. I just blocked it out and kept dancing, knowing it was soon to be over when the music would seize and the club would shut it down for good. He was never rude trying touch or grope me, his hands stayed glued to the bench where they should be. But when his arousal got so high that he couldn’t even put it in words anymore something terrifying happened. He clinched his teeth together and started grinding. The sound of his grinding teeth and jaw was so loud I could hear it over the loud music. I heard every grind and clench, it was really terrifying. I couldn’t help wondering what shape his teeth would be in after this intense TMJ lap dance. And of course, I couldn’t wonder if he was grinding his teeth like that when he was making love to a woman. Although, there was no harm or insult done to me during this TMJ experience, I was glad when the music stopped and the dance was over. An overall very nice gentleman with a very strange and rather scary habit of expressing his level of turn on. In 10 years of dancing this was my first encounter with a teeth grinder. The club never stops surprising you 😝

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WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR IN THE STRIP CLUB

Posted in Customers, Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , , , on July 18, 2019 by tiltdiary

Men are mysterious creatures 🤣. When a man feels comfortable to talk to you about to him important things, when he feels comfortable to open up, when he even feels OK to cry in front of you, and even more so when he feels understood and seen as what he wants to see himself as … then he turns into his real, despicable self. He thinks a warm conversation and being understood is enough trust and intimacy built to justify groping, touching, kissing, talking dirty, and revealing his sexual fantasies without your consent. He even thinks it’s OK to do this despite breaking the law. Because you’re friends now, and what are friends for …

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TRENDING TOUCHING A STRIPPER WITH YOUR TONGUE

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , , on July 17, 2019 by tiltdiary

He was in his early 40s, somehow handsome, of Asian decent, and he liked to talk a lot. He told me, “I am just not good with women. I am just not good with dating.” He revealed some of his hobbies, and that he went daily to the gym. I suggested, “Well, the gym could be a great opportunity to meet girls. You could easy make conversation.” Him, “Absolutely not. Look, men are assholes, they want to fuck everything. I don’t want to be like that. I want to give the girl her space when she works out. Especially, if she has ear pods on … that translates to me that she wants to be left alone.” I don’t agree with him, but I don’t always share my opinion. It was interesting to get his point of view. His biggest concern seemed to be to be like other men, because apparently, in his mind other men are assholes but he stands out. Then we went into the lap dance room. Before he even took his suit coat off he started hugging me way too tight and his hands reached for me derriere. I stopped him and said to him, “Calm down. You can take your jacket off if you want but you need to sit down and keep your hands on the bench. Touching the dancers is prohibited.” He followed my directions but seemed aggressive. He started kissing my chest. Stealing kisses off my chest. I turned around to avoid his boob tongue, and Mr. IAmNotAnAsshole leaned forward and licked my back from my panty line all the way up to my neck in one fast stroke. I almost threw up. Disgusting. Not to mention Mr. IAmNotAnAsshole fulfilled his own worst nightmare. He behaved like a real, disrespectful asshole.
I don’t know how these men justify putting their tongue on us dancers. It is unsanitary, and there’s not even an ounce of mutual pleasure involved, but there seems to be a trend: men think touching with their tongue is OK since they been told to sit on  their hands.

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