Archive for April, 2017

WHEN KARMA MAN ABUSES THE STRIP CLUB

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , on April 27, 2017 by tiltdiary

It is important not to mix this customer up with one that you indeed might have a karmic connection with. But this type will be obsessed with you from the second he sees you, and he will make you better and more powerful with each encounter you have with him. He is convinced meeting you happened for a reason, and that your encounter will change his life. In fact, he claims you’re his soulmate — I don’t know why and how he can be so convinced. He will serenade you about everything that’s great about you and you said even if you never said it. Next thing you know he will quit his job because you told him he needs to follow his heart and pursue his passion as a musician, actor, writer, singer … meanwhile you didn’t suggest any of these things. Last thing I would do is suggest to a customer to quit his job — we already have enough broke motherfuckers that come for a free show to the club. But he will make you responsible for all the drastic, life enhancing decisions he all of a sudden has the courage to follow through with since he met you. He’s set on wanting you — most likely, till he gets you. Then he will accuse you for ruining his life and making him lose his job. Mr. KarmaChange is the type who makes others responsible for his decisions and who crown people as quickly as he de-crowns them. Today you are his queen, tomorrow you will be his bitch!

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A STRIPPER IN A BIG DILEMMA 

Posted in Uncategorized on April 26, 2017 by tiltdiary

For my entire life, I have tried and wanted to understand people, and why they do certain things. Why are they cruel, mean, angry, vicious, unfair, abusive … ? Why do people scheme, betray, cheat, and lie? Why do they drink, take drugs, destroy themselves and others? Why they say what they say and live the lives they live? 

While we can explain certain things by looking at the childhood and previous experiences of a human being, not everything can be explained just like that. Sometimes, there are bigger forces that rule humanity. There’s more than just what the bare eye can see and what the simple brain can comprehend. Sometimes, if we don’t want to look towards the dark side for explanations we need to simply stop trying to understand why man is just man and acts like a savage haunted by a demon. 

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NO LAP DANCE PLEASE

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , on April 25, 2017 by tiltdiary

This customer type thinks he’s very smart. He will tip you mediocrely on stage but will tell you that he doesn’t do lap dances, because he would rather “connect” to you outside of the club. Sometimes, he also reinforces the point that he does not pay for sex or sensual dancing. I hate to break it to you, Mr. NoLapDance. If you don’t dance with me inside the club you will for sure never dance with me outside of the club. Dancing for a man is a natural way sorting out the good and bad ones. Not doing a lap dance with your stripper will get you nothing except the label: Cheapo no danco!
The tricks guys play to get laid often make no sense at all and aren’t good nor fun tricks either 😛

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ONE WRONG WORD AND THE DATE IS OFF

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on April 24, 2017 by tiltdiary

In my opinion, women have become far too tolerant when it comes to male behavior on a date. I blame partially on emancipation, and partially  on women’s desperation for getting laid. Fact is, in the USA — possibly around the world — women aren’t getting sexually properly satisfy. Maybe, women have never been served right when it comes to sex, but the continuous decline of male testosterone could be contributing to the widespread sex desperation and aggressive behavior of the female kind. Now a days, the modern male is perfectly happy with once a month mediocre sex, in fact, more will most likely overwhelm him. Depression, being overwhelmed by his job, redirecting sexual stamina into video games, porn, as well as numbing TV, and the preference to smoke a relaxing joint or drink a cold beer that will quench the thirst for sexual interaction as well are common ways in the domesticated male to make sure sex is just not that important anymore. While the act of sex is often too exhausting men still want to dream about they could have sex. I think that’s why they date. But due to the change in male drive and a significant shift in his primal wiring dates aren’t really dates anymore.
Instead, of showing a woman that he could be a good provider (which women look for subconsciously since it is ingrained into our DNA) the modern male has become cheaper and more cost efficient than ever. And women take it, except strippers. We do not compromise when it comes to your wallet. We know if you cannot pay, you eventually cannot fuck us right either. And whats the point having a poor fish at the end of the line that won’t be able to treat us well and stand up for his manlyhood in bed.
With the average woman splitting the bill might work, and the sentence, “Let’s share some dishes,” might come across romantic. But with a high caliber woman sharing outs a cheap date and a lazy fuck as well.
If you’re still trying to date a high quality stripper pay the bill in full and don’t ever stick your fork into her dish so you can get a bite of hers for free!

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POLE TANGO

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , , on April 23, 2017 by tiltdiary

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FOR WOMEN WHO THINK STRIPPERS ARE FUNNY AND WHO TAG THEIR POLE CLASSES #NOTASTRIPPER

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 22, 2017 by tiltdiary

Before you point your finger at sex workers read …

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/im-a-sex-worker-who-is-sick-of-female-misogyny_us_58ee4bb3e4b0cb574bb4bc5e?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000046

And FYI, fuck Lena Dunham and Tina Fey!

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ONLINE FANTASY AFFAIR

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , on April 21, 2017 by tiltdiary

Some men, mostly married men, are perfectly happy with an online affair. It has happened many times to me that I meet a man from out of town just once in the strip club, and he thinks we are now in a romantic relationship. These guys are mostly married, but soldiers, or men that travel to other continents frequently are good candidates for this type of relationship as well.
This type of man builds instantly an obsession with you. He emails extensive reports about his day, shares the books he reads, the activities he attends, and tries to involve you into his life. This man is usually sexually involved with another woman or several other women, or he is the sex starved husband. The sex starved husband is most susceptible for this type of relationship and many of them have a deep desire for it. This man will email you several times a day, tell you how much he misses you, tell you how he wishes you were here with him … it is fascinating. He doesn’t know me at all, yet, he thinks I am his perfect mate and he waits for me to say I miss him too, which I won’t. How can I miss something or someone that has never been part of my life. This type of man keeps himself alive through fantasy because most likely his life without his imaginary mistress is too unbearable. He will put a lot of effort and time into his email affair, and he expects the same in return. But who has time for this shit? He’s expecting you to nurture his fantasies meanwhile you will most likely not ever see him again and some other chick most likely his wife will benefit from the invigorating email conversations you provide. Not to mention she will continue to cash in while you don’t even get the slightest reimbursement for the time and effort to answer his cheesy, delusional emails.
If you identify this type of fish on your hook or better said in your inbox run as fast as you can or better said block the sucker. You are not responsible for his existing life, the choices he made that put him into this misery, nor do you owe him any sensual entertainment just because he’s lonely, unless of course, he wants to reimburse you financially for your time writing to him. This type of position might work if you’re currently out of work but if you have a life and things to do don’t waste a second on this sexual deprived whiner. Send him to the strip club instead. We will take care of his sorry ass if he pays for our time to keep him alive and going.

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