Archive for March, 2015

WHEN INDIA VISITS AN AMERICAN STRIP CLUB

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , on March 31, 2015 by tiltdiary

I hate to come across racist but with Indian men it is just to obvious. I think it has to do with their culture and how easy prostitution us handled in their own country. But any man from India I have ever approached in a strip club will first of all order, “Coke, no ice please.” And the next sentence that will comes out of his mouth will be the question, “Do you guys have any full service girls here?” Most of these men are programmers and make a decent amount of money, but still, they are so cheap it makes you want to vomit. What up with India?

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JUST CHILLING AT THE STRIP CLUB

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , on March 30, 2015 by tiltdiary

Many men come to the club and as we strippers approach them to talk to them and see if they are interested in a private dance their face lights up in agony, and they say things like, “I am just here to chill,” or, “I just came to a have a cold beer.” They think this will ward us off and give us a clear sign that they are not willing to spend any money. Their, “I am just chillin, ” or, “I am just having a cold one.” means basically translated, “Fuck off bitch. You are not going to get a penny out of me. I am just here to look at free tits and ass.” Customers like this do not understand that entertainment doesn’t come for free. If they choose to come to a strip club to chill or have a cold one they still enter stripper territory and tipping should be mandatory even if they don’t want a lap dance. If you want to chill and drink don’t come to a strip club. We don’t want you here. We want customers who understand how to play and accept that the strip club is a playground where you pay for your rides just like you pay when you go to Magic Mountains.

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MORE SHADES OF JONES

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , , , , , , , on March 29, 2015 by tiltdiary

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DICK FOR BRAINS

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , , on March 28, 2015 by tiltdiary

Ladies, here are a few tips on how to communicate with men efficiently:

1. Don’t ask questions, instead offer solutions

2. Don’t beat around the bush or drop hints. They will not figure it out. Be brutally honest and straight forward. If you feel it’s rude, he is probably just going to love the directness.

3. Men like to be in charge but cannot make decisions. Decide for him.

4. If you need a favor ask him when he is in pre-ejaculation mode. Never ask right after sex.

5. Keep sentences short and to the point. Try to avoid long run on sentences and blocks of information. His brain can only absorb a limited amount of direction.

6. Try to avoid criticism, instead try positive reinforcement and Pavlovian conditioning. Men are result oriented and their thoughts are guided by instinct and not so much by intellect or emotion.

&. Do not lose your patience or blow up. Try feeding him bits and pieces one day at a time in order to condition him.

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WHEN MEN TELL WOMEN WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , , on March 27, 2015 by tiltdiary

“I am not a player,” “I am a one woman man,” “I really want to get to know you, build a long term relationship, move in with you, get married and have kids …”

Be careful you guys out there. All of the things you think we women want to hear can wave a huge, red flag to a lot of us women. Some of us love to play hard, don’t want to marry, and some like boys and girls and aren’t one man women at all. Some of us cannot stand the thought of bearing children or moving in together.

Times have changed. Women’s needs and goals have changed. Each woman is different and her ideals are different. The generic BS talk won’t work anymore to get into a woman’s pants.

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WHAT A POLE DANCER DOES IN HER FREE TIME

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , , , , on March 26, 2015 by tiltdiary

Image-1-1 (19)She climbs higher, hangs on tighter, and trains harder.

Photography by Steven Harvey, http://www.makeaperfectimage.com/

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WHEN YOUR PAST HAUNTS YOU

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , , , , on March 25, 2015 by tiltdiary

He confessed about his wife, “She’s unhappy with her body and has a bad body image because in her childhood they told her she was ugly and fat. Jones, you are beautiful and nobody ever told you that you are ugly or fat. It’s easy for you to be in love with your own body.” I explained, “That is not true. Growing up in Germany I was always teased to be the fat, ugly, un-sporty foreigner. My 30F breast caused always a problem, and in ballet and theater they tried to tape my boobs down. My sister was teased just like I was. She was gorgeous with a beautiful figure. Today, she’s fat and unhealthy. I am in the best shape of my life. At some point in life you have to make a decision whether you allow yourself to live and suffer in the past or want to leave the old patterns behind and start creating your own reality. Me having a good figure and being the way I absolutely love myself comes with a lot of discipline and hard work. You don’t look like me sitting on your ass complaining about being fat. It’s like this with everything in life. We all battle those patterns, but if you want change you need to start somewhere. It’s like an experiment. You try doing things the way you never did them before till you find your way, your figure, your happiness, you lifestyle. Fuck what everybody else says. Do you!”

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