Archive for March, 2016

NO HAIR OR FACE TOUCHING PLEASE

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , , , , , on March 31, 2016 by tiltdiary

There seems to be no law written that will prevent a customer from touching a stripper’s face or hair. Since it is not a sexual action it is pretty much OK to do so. However, although, I always hated my hair or face touched in general, this should be the last place to be touch me when at the strip club where everybody is dealing with germ infested money and the sanitary circumstances are very questionable. Please, no hair fondling or face touching. If you like my hair or face tip me extra so I can send some money to my parents and support them overseas thanking them for the lovely genetics they have equipped me with.

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STRIP CLUB MARRIAGE

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , , on March 30, 2016 by tiltdiary

Just like in real life long term relationships between customers and dancers can form. And just like in real life, unfortunately, the relationship has a natural progression. In the beginning the customer has admiration for the dancer and usually respects her business really well by understanding that she is a performer. He tips her well and is generous. Over time, the more a stripper might trust the customer, he will start taking her for granted, become cheap, even expect her to perform for free. It should really be the other way around but strangely it isn’t. Just like in long term relationships or marriages the more the partners get used to each other the more at least one of them starts taking the other for granted. I have rarely found a customer who is steady in his behavior or becomes even more appreciative the better I treat him and cater to him. It’s a strange tilt. It often seems that if you want to hold a man’s respect and attention you can never let him be part of you world of kindness. You better keep him at distance within strict boundaries and regulations. He needs to know he’s just a customer. Sadly, but the lessons learned in the club are very valuable for real life and worthy of sharing.

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STRIPPER’S TAKE ON CELLULITE SCRUBS AND CREAMS

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , , , on March 29, 2016 by tiltdiary

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The fitness industry is convinced that cellulite products do not work. The only thing that does work is building muscle to strengthen the tissue under the cellulite and turn jiggly fat into muscle. And while it is true that cellulite creams and scrubs cannot remove cellulite, I firmly believe, that scrubs like dry brushing will increase lymphatic flow and circulation as well as massaging on cellulite lotion daily.   So if you ask me, train hard, build the muscles, burn the fat, eat clean, drink filtered water, and keep scrubbing and massaging.  It will speed your success if you scrub and cream daily. Some of my favorites are Skin QR Organics and The Seaweed Detox Cellulite Soap. Remember to choose clean products that are cruelty free.

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STRIPPER GETS HER BAKE ON

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , , , on March 28, 2016 by tiltdiary

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Dwelling in Easter egg-cellent, home-baked quiche and apple pie.

Photo by TiltPlay

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HAPPY BEASTER

Posted in Family Events & Celebrations with tags , , on March 27, 2016 by tiltdiary

annabunny_finalPhoto by Nanette Gonzales
Photo art by Ella

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STRIPPER’S BEAUTY PICK

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , , , , , on March 26, 2016 by tiltdiary

photo-9Some of my favorites must haves. Good for you cosmetic, vegan, organic, cruelty free cosmetic and skin care: Suki, MyChelle, Lime Crime, and Pacifica. Their products will beautify you while protecting and nourishing your skin. Because I love playing with colors, glitter, glosses, and skin.

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FIND YOUR INNER WHORE

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , , , on March 25, 2016 by tiltdiary

Are you working to support your family? Are you trading precious life time for hourly pay or a set salary? Are you having sex because you are married and it’s your duty? Or are you having sex with someone just because there’s no better choice? Are you getting married because that’s suppose to be the next step in life and your future spouse just looks like a secure match? Are you madly in love with your lover or just comfortable where you are? Being comfortable can mean being miserable as well. Are you staying because you feel comfortable with the misery you are familiar with and the fear of change is bigger than the misery you live every day in?
Don’t point fingers at us strippers. Don’t look down on women who work their bodies to make a living. Because inside of everybody lives a whore and a Hitler. Battle the Hitler and admit to your inner whore. Because you too have some shady shit going on in your cover up seemingly perfect life.

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