Archive for August, 2016

TRENDING FUN GUYS AT THE STRIP CLUB

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , on August 31, 2016 by tiltdiary

I was invigorated and enticed. This had been most likely one of my most fun nights I had ever had at the club. It was a party. I asked the gentleman at the bar, “Do you know what time it is?” Him, “Yeah it’s 1:35 a.m.” Me, “Whaaaat? I thought it’s 11:30 p.m. or so.” The night had flown by. The trend had been super fun guys who were mature enough to admit they wanted to be in the strip club, who understood the rules of the strip club, and who were up for playing like you play in the strip club. I wish every night would bring that much fun and adventure.

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INSTINCT IS STRONGER THAN INTELLECT

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , on August 30, 2016 by tiltdiary

It seems the people that live in the city have completely gotten out of touch with nature and other species. They believe nature is suppose to submit to their screaming, misbehaving children, the forest is suppose to bend and survive the embers they forgot to put out from their fire, and the animals are suppose to understand the strange and often dysfunctional behavior that humans display. I firmly believe nature is much more powerful than humanity will ever be, and the sooner, mankind understands this the bigger chance we have to save our planet. You cannot stop an earthquake, suffocate a tsunami nor blow out a hurricane.

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HOW TO KEEP THE MIND FRESH WORKING AS A STRIPPER

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , on August 29, 2016 by tiltdiary

Not every night at the club is easy. Sometimes, a shift can be draining and exhausting. The secret to a successful career as a stripper is to keep your mind fresh, open, and the expectations low. If you can approach each night as a quiet experience from an observatory point of view the club will never disappoint. It will always enrich your life, but the key is your attitude to the experiences. Attitude makes the difference between an ordeal or an adventure.

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FIREFLY IN THE STRIP CLUB

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , , , on August 28, 2016 by tiltdiary

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HOW MUCH TO KEEP YOU OUT OF THE CLUB?

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , on August 27, 2016 by tiltdiary

One of my customers asked me recently, “How much money a week would I have to give you to keep you out of the club.” Me, “More money per week would be great, but there is no amount of money that you can offer me to keep me out of the club. Dancing is part of my world, part of my experience with humanity, and my continuous journey in regards to learning about others and myself. The club makes me, and as long as I have the verve, the body, and the energy in me I will dance.”

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THE STRIP CLUB VULTURE

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , on August 26, 2016 by tiltdiary

This type of dancer feeds chiefly on carrion customers and is reputed to gather with other strip club vultures in anticipation of a weak, exhausted, depleted, completely wasted, often defenceless customers. The strip club vulture preys on and exploits others. She works alone or sometimes teams up with her kind. She usually strikes at the end of the shift when the rest of the girls have already called it a night to scavenge on the left over customer “roadkill.” She likes to target the drunk and will force them into a last chance dance. The strip club vulture is usually not a very skilled dancer or conversationalist. Her expertise lies in pecking her beak into another girl’s customer to at least squeeze one dance out of him. She is an expert in preying on and getting her share when no other dancer is watching. Every stripper has her own unique skill of running her business.

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WHEN MEN BECOME FRIENDS IN THE STRIP CLUB

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , , , on August 25, 2016 by tiltdiary

I had introduced the young man I had just done a series of lap dances with to one of my regular customers. I thought they would hit it off, and I was right. All three of us had a fabulous, fun night together. I found it interesting when my regular customer said, “I love strip clubs. This is the only bar in the world where men can be friends and don’t seem to be rivals. I love this.” He explained later to me, “In regular bars any guy who talks to the same girl you talk to is a rival and presents competition. Somehow, this doesn’t apply in strip clubs, and it’s great we all can just be friends.”
I personally don’t visit other bars. My night out is when I work at the club. So I don’t have much experience with this phenomena but maybe men can peacefully co-exist because in the strip club we strippers choose our men and are well capable of tending to more than one guy. We don’t have to be exclusive and decide, in fact, it is expected from us to have several guys we talk and tend to. We know how to share our love.

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