Archive for July, 2016

DANCING IN THE DALMATIAN SEA

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , , , on July 31, 2016 by tiltdiary

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SKINNY DIPPING IN CROATIA

Posted in Jones' Poems with tags , , , , on July 30, 2016 by tiltdiary

Loving the flavorful ocean air
Thickening with salt my hair
Sea glimmer reflecting on my skin
This amazing journey is just about to begin
High mountains and clear lakes
Bring back the memories of what my mother bakes
Stripping off my clothes to dive into the refreshing sea
Skinny dipping you with me

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WHY MEN AND WOMEN CANNOT SUCCESSFULLY COMMUNICATE

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , on July 29, 2016 by tiltdiary

I have listened to countless men and women in regards to the problems they have when communicating with their partner. It appears that men always feel accused, even if a woman just wants to talk about her feelings or makes a simple suggestion, and women never feel understood. I don’t know if even extensive therapy can solve this problem between the genders. Men feel they are not doing it right, and women continue to feel empty. misunderstood, or even abandoned.

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HOW DOGS KEEP A STRIPPER ALIVE

Posted in Pole Puppies with tags , , , , , , on July 28, 2016 by tiltdiary

My parents never understood my K9 family and what these dogs mean to me. To them they were just what was holding me back to go and visit them more often and longer, and they held much resentment towards my fury children. In their eyes they were an unnecessary expense, yet, my parents had much pride about me and who I had become. I used to be the black sheep of the family, but in the end, I had never asked them for help, and I had always dealt with all life challenges on my own. It gave them extra strength and time to help my sister. I told my mom, “Please mama, don’t hold a grudge against my fury children. They have taught me so much over the years and turned me into the human being that I am today. With their unconditional love and the purpose they have given me they kept me alive and fill my life with with happiness, contentment, and rewarded me with a way of thinking simple.”

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STRIPPER’S DEEP GRATITUDE

Posted in Stripper Secrets, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on July 27, 2016 by tiltdiary

As I was frantically searching through my wallet for cash to buy my dog’s organic meat to get them through the weekend, I discovered more than enough cash to feed my family. In these moments, I feel deep gratitude and happiness to be a stripper, to be able to work at a club I truly love, to be able to work in this profession, to have customers that tip me, to be as strong as I am to do this type of work to provide for the ones I love the most. It’s pretty cool to be a stripper.

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THE LOTION STRIPPER

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , on July 26, 2016 by tiltdiary

After Jenny’s first set on stage she came up to me and touched my arm rubbing up and down. I was surprised by this strange type of affection and asked, “What’s going on?” Jenny said, “Are you wearing lotion?” I said, “Are you crazy? In my case that would be plain suicide. the pole work I do? But yes, I felt it too, the pole is slippery and some bitch is wearing lotion.” There are many reasons why girls apply often cheap mineral oil based lotion right before they go out on the floor. Some want to smell like that lotion, others want to prevent an ashy look on their skin, some do it because they are trying to sabotage the dancers’ business who are capable of pole tricks. If an experienced dancer wears lotion, she should in my opinion just be suspended from the shift. She is a hazard to all the dancers and no reason can be good enough to wear lotion on the floor. Jenny and I figured out who the girl was. Jenny had talked to her about it and Jenny reported back to me, “She was acting very sensitive about me mentioning it.” Me, “I don’t give a shit about her feelings. She obviously doesn’t give a shit about anybody elses’ well being and safety. Selfish, little, untalented, greasy bitch.”

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PIZZA AND CLAM CHOWDER CANNOT DEFEAT A STRIPPER

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , on July 25, 2016 by tiltdiary

We had practiced for weeks to get her ready to surprise her boyfriend on a trip to Boston with a lap dance. When she returned she confessed to me with a slight feeling of shame, “Oh and I didn’t do the lap dance ha ha!! My boyfriend was busy, teaching and working. We went out to eat later in the evening. I was too stuffed to feel sexy. Clam chowder and sexy don’t mix ha ha ha!” I believe this is one of the primary reasons why men in stable, “happy” relationships seek out us strippers. We cannot afford to let the pizza, clam chowder, or ice cream spoil our sex appeal. We understand the effort behind being sexy and bringing it on even when we are exhausted. Stripping, being sexy for an entire six or eight hour shift, being in touch with your body, and turning it on is a skill and an art the very few women master. Pizza and clam chowder cannot defeat a true stripper.

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