If you are like me, you are always looking for a lift without actually going under the knife. Plastic surgery is not for me, and I never worried about my derriere till I tried these magical designer skinny jeans that looked fantastic on me but squished my derriere into a flattened pancake and made it look like I don’t even have a butt. I have always been proud of my small, yet, bubbly butt, but the skinny jeans I wanted to buy so desperately made me go on a mission to find something that would lift my butt even when squeezed into a pair of flattening jeans. I found out that there is actually something called a butt bra, and that there are companies out there that specialize on enhancing, lifting, and shaping your ass. I thought this is worth a try and went on a mission to find the best butt bra ever. So I tried a few (not the ones with the gel inserts, I didn’t go that far, because I am very happy with the size of my butt and do not wish to add more flesh to the illusion), and here is what I found: like with everything in life there is at least two sides to the story, and with that, two sides to the butt bra as well. Some of the butt bras I tried flattened my ass even worse than the skinny jeans. They were an absolute no no and made my butt look terrible. Instead of lifting, they flattened and made my ass look broad like a cow paddy. The model you see me wear in the above photographs is one of the more advanced butt bra models, and it seems to be working better, however, you will take the risk of your butt overlapping into an unwanted booty muffin top over the butt bra support and not looking very appealing. The other disadvantage I have discovered is that the drastic upward motion of the butt bra contraption can lead to unwanted wrinkles and folds on your back, belly, and waist. So, if you ask me, a stripper, whether I would become an adamant butt bra user, then I would rather say “No.” Another thing that made me worried is about wearing the butt bra under clothing wondering what effect would happen when I actually take the contraption off. Of course, these are important questions since I am a stripper. Would the initial drop be so drastic and shocking? Would my target audience be disappointed with natural occurring gravitational pull? Would the butt bra turn into a let down?
The butt bra can possibly create a bubbly illusion about your derriere but it is not sustainable in real life. When it comes to my ass, it’ll remain without contraption, and I will stick to the Pilates exercises that have worked so far for me. And when it comes to the skinny pair of jeans, I have already found another pair without the flattening effect.
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