Archive for February, 2015

LAP DANCE ILLUSION

Posted in Jones' Poems with tags , , , , , , on February 28, 2015 by tiltdiary

She takes your money all night long

You beg her to dance one more song

She is your once upon a time

Looking always so incredibly fine

You are getting drunk on her like on expensive wine

You think, “Tonight, my princess you’ll be mine”

She feels so distant yet so close

Her sweet smell penetrates your nose

You are high on her affection

But you are not in her selection

She will dance and prance

Make you think it’s romance

Drunk on love and sexual power

You forget she’s a delicate flower

You’ll never be her one and only

She’s just a dancer and maybe lonely

She’s welcoming your attention

Leaving you in suspension

You’ll never have her heart

It has turned hard

No matter what you say

She hears it every day

She never lied or tried to pretend

It’s you who doesn’t understands where it ends

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DON’T JUDGE A STRIPPER

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , on February 27, 2015 by tiltdiary

We strippers get accused of selling our bodies for money. We are labeled as the scum of society. We are low class, because we set a price on our company, our conversation, our dance, our art. But what happens to the women that sell their pussy for a cup of Starbucks coffee, a mediocre dinner date that ends up with a lame hook up, or even reputable women who pay for events where they are allowed to do a lap dance for their Valentine, meaning the woman paid to be allowed to dance for the man. Why are we strippers looked down upon? When women give it up for a muffin and some nasty sexting they don’t get anything out of. Self-value is the lesson here. Don’t judge a stripper, look at yourself first.

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WHAT IT MEANS TO GET READY FOR YOUR SHIFT AT THE STRIP CLUB

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , on February 26, 2015 by tiltdiary

When you get ready for your shift at the club you don’t just put on your makeup, paint your nails, style your hair, and groom every little inch of your body. The most important part about getting ready for you shift is to slide on your invisible boxing gloves and your invisible stripper armor. During a shift at the club — especially if you are good at what you do — you will be confronted and attacked from all sorts of sides. It’s not so much the customers that present you with a problem (although, there can be tricky ones), it’s more your jealous co-strippers and power seeking strip club employees that keep you on your feet. Just like in a pack of wild wolves people will test your boundaries to the max. The trick is to fight back in a classy way, not let it effect you when you get hit with the evil eye, and show people that they cannot fuck with you, because you are not going to take their shit, let their little power games effect your performance, nor invade your comfort zone. The strip club is a fun but also tough jungle that takes skill and experience to navigate. Only the fittest survive.

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JONESING ON THE BALL TEAM

Posted in TiltPlay with tags , , , , , , , on February 25, 2015 by tiltdiary

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Photography by TiltPlay

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THREE TYPES OF STRIPPERS COMPETE

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , , , on February 24, 2015 by tiltdiary

There are three types of dancers in a strip club:
1. The girl who cannot dance on stage but is good working the floor and does know how to get lap dances.

2. The girls who is a good performer but cannot work the floor and rarely does a private dance.

3. The girl — and she’s rare — who knows how to perform and how to get private dances.

Girl number three is most hated by the rest of the dancers because she really knows how to feature herself on stage (basically using the stage for advertisement), and the men love her because she knows how to talk to them, understands them, and can connect with the customers. If you are girl number three then you will have an army of strippers scheming against you, trying to get you fired, plotting how to get the DJ to skip you on stage, and trying to get you into trouble. If girl number one and number two would spend as much time and energy on improving their skills as they spend on sabotaging girl number three, we would have more high end strippers and strip clubs would become places of higher reputation.

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STRIPPER’S BUTT BRA REVIEW

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on February 23, 2015 by tiltdiary

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If you are like me, you are always looking for a lift without actually going under the knife. Plastic surgery is not for me, and I never worried about my derriere till I tried these magical designer skinny jeans that looked fantastic on me but squished my derriere into a flattened pancake and made it look like I don’t even have a butt. I have always been proud of my small, yet, bubbly butt, but the skinny jeans I wanted to buy so desperately made me go on a mission to find something that would lift my butt even when squeezed into a pair of flattening jeans. I found out that there is actually something called a butt bra, and that there are companies out there that specialize on enhancing, lifting, and shaping your ass. I thought this is worth a try and went on a mission to find the best butt bra ever. So I tried a few (not the ones with the gel inserts, I didn’t go that far, because I am very happy with the size of my butt and do not wish to add more flesh to the illusion), and here is what I found: like with everything in life there is at least two sides to the story, and with that, two sides to the butt bra as well. Some of the butt bras I tried flattened my ass even worse than the skinny jeans. They were an absolute no no and made my butt look terrible. Instead of lifting, they flattened and made my ass look broad like a cow paddy. The model you see me wear in the above photographs is one of the more advanced butt bra models, and it seems to be working better, however, you will take the risk of your butt overlapping into an unwanted booty muffin top over the butt bra support and not looking very appealing. The other disadvantage I have discovered is that the drastic upward motion of the butt bra contraption can lead to unwanted wrinkles and folds on your back, belly, and waist. So, if you ask me, a stripper, whether I would become an adamant butt bra user, then I would rather say “No.” Another thing that made me worried is about wearing the butt bra under clothing wondering what effect would happen when I actually take the contraption off. Of course, these are important questions since I am a stripper. Would the initial drop be so drastic and shocking? Would my target audience be disappointed with natural occurring gravitational pull? Would the butt bra turn into a let down?

The butt bra can possibly create a bubbly illusion about your derriere but it is not sustainable in real life. When it comes to my ass, it’ll remain without contraption, and I will stick to the Pilates exercises that have worked so far for me. And when it comes to the skinny pair of jeans, I have already found another pair without the flattening effect.

Photography by TiltPlay

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STRIPPER’S SOUL PERFORMANCE

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , , on February 22, 2015 by tiltdiary

IMG_3759Photo by Ed Magik Photography, http://www.edmagik.com/

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