Archive for May, 2017

TRENDING AT THE STRIP CLUB … “I JUST HAD A BABY!”

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , on May 31, 2017 by tiltdiary

There are many reasons for men to refuse a lap dance. For example they are not into you and prefer another girl, or they just like to see the performers on stage and understand that they will need to reimburse the dancers for their hard work. But then there is the type who cannot get a lap dance because him and his wife just had a baby. He cannot do it out of ethical reasons, he can also not tip the dancers on stage, although, he’s sitting at the front of the railing. But then there happens the tilt. A wonderful and sweet friend of Mr. WeJustHadABaby pays for the lap dance for the freshly fathered man. He was salivating all night long over me, and his lovely friend finally couldn’t take it anymore. Without any hesitation Mr. WeJustHadABaby literally runs after me into the lap dance booth. Before our song begins his clammy hands already grope my delicious derriere. Baby not a problem here. I explain, “Touching the dancers is not allowed. Please keep your hands on the bench.” He has difficulties following my instructions, and I need to keep reprimanding him. Baby still not an issue. He moans and groans … As our song comes to an end he yells at me, “Give me more of that ass!” I ask politely, “Oh, you want a second dance? Well, your friend paid for this one, but if you want to continue you need to pay for the next dancer yourself. ” Him yelling again, “Give me more of that ass.” Me, “You want more of my ass then I need you to pay me right now for an additional dance.” Him, “I have no cash on me. My friend can pay you.” I say to him, “No, your friend was very generous, if you want another dance you pay yourself.” Him, “I just had a baby.” A now the baby is involved. Me, “Then go home to your wife and the baby and grope your wife’s ass.” Him, “Yeah, I know I am cheap but I am fun.” He wasn’t fun. His friend was, and I would’ve enjoyed his friends company much more. One dance for Mr. IJustHadABaby is plenty.

I hear the excuse, “We just had a baby” from men all the time. And I get it. But if you just had a baby don’t come to the strip club if it doesn’t feel right. Looking and salivating without tipping the dancers is worse than looking, salivating and paying. Being a cheap ass won’t justify your strip club visit. You think looking without paying is OK then go and find some free online porn. In case your wife finds your porn online history and happens not to like it you can easily justify, “It was for free!” Enjoy!

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STRIPPER’S TRIBUTE TO HER DOGS

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , , on May 30, 2017 by tiltdiary

One of my dear customers brought me this wonderful copy to the club … It speaks for itself …

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PRAISING ANOTHER STRIPPER CAN SABOTAGE HER BUSINESS

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , on May 29, 2017 by tiltdiary

I had seen him talk to the tall blond for some time. I had had the feeling they had talked about me, so I thought I’ll check him out and see what he has to say. It didn’t take long for him to spill the beans, “Blondie said you’re one of the top girls here. You are the biggest hasslers. She also said you make the most money of all the girls.” I looked at him and said, “Oh really, and what else has Blondie to say about me.” Him without even thinking anything, “Well, Blondie said you’re one of the best dancers here as well. You do all that pole work. Plus she thinks you have a great body.” Well, Blondie needs to keep her big mouth shut when it comes to her co-strippers. She’s riding the pity card like, “Jones is so great, and makes all the money. She doesn’t need a dance from you, but I do.” It is extremely unprofessional to talk to customers about other dancers. Every dancer should mind her own business.
As for Blondie, I will have to take care of her Jones’ way on my next shift!

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THE STAR TALERS DANCER

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , , , , , on May 28, 2017 by tiltdiary

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WHY MEN HAVE A HARD TIME EXPRESSING THEIR FEELINGS

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , on May 27, 2017 by tiltdiary

Mr. StripperSense had said something very interesting about men, “Maybe ‘maybe’ really means yes to some men. Perhaps some men think ‘maybe’ comes across like hard to get. Some guys make it too complicated and tie themselves up in knots.” And I think he’s onto something. However, the strip club shouldn’t be the place to complicate it. It should be a straight forward place where games and hard to get shenanigans aren’t necessary. But it seems, even in the strip club it takes courage for a man to admit when he’s into a girl. Maybe because what he’s most afraid of  is commitment. With just a maybe he’s keeping his options open.

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MAYBE LAP DANCE

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , on May 26, 2017 by tiltdiary

When I stepped on stage I recognized him right away. Last time he had visited we had spent a long time together, and we had had a great time. I smiled at him and said, “It is wonderful seeing you.” He nodded. I was excited to dance for him and his friend. They tipped me generously. When I finished my performance I asked him if he wanted a private dance. He said, “Maybe I will do that.” Maybe to me means he hasn’t made up his mind. I won’t push further. When I stepped off stage a young fella approached me right away and asked me for a private dance. As I was dancing for the young fella Mr. MaybeLapDance walked with another girl into the lap dance booth. She was a very different body type, and I thought, ‘Oh maybe he’s not as into me as I thought.’ I didn’t think much more since I was busy with the young fella. I spend a long time in the lap dance booth and saw Mr. MaybeLapDance do one dance with almost every girl in the club. Some men like to share the love and that’s quiet OK. When I stepped out of the booth one of the younger dancers said to me, ” Wow, you’re doing a lot of dances tonight.” I asked her, “Did you get any dances tonight?” She said, “No, not a single one.” Me, “Go talk to Mr. MaybeLapDance. He seems to like dancing with all different girls. He will do a dance with you.” I saw that she couldn’t close the deal with him so I came to help. We ended up doing a double dance for Mr. MaybeLapDance. Then I went back to my young fella. At the end of the shift Mr. MaybeLapDance agreed to another double with me and the other young dancers. It was the last dance of the night. When we came out of the lap dance booth his friend told me, “Mr. MaybeLapDance came specifically to the club to see you. He told me how great you are. He couldn’t stop talking about you. I hope you took good care of him?” I was surprised, “Well, I didn’t really spent much time with your friend. He was too occupied and busy with other girls. I wish I would’ve known he was into me.”
It is strange to me how some men communicate confusingly. Mr. MaybeLapDance came across like he just liked different girls, yet, he was possibly just spying on me in the lap dance booth or trying to make me jealous. I had scenarios like this happening with other guys before. Strippers are not always mind readers. If you come to see a specific girl don’t act like “maybe …”

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CONDITIONAL LOVE BETWEEN HUMANS

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , , on May 25, 2017 by tiltdiary

He said something very interesting about a concept of love, “Love between humans cannot be unconditional. It has to be conditional with very clear boundaries, arrangements, and rules.” And maybe he’s right. The love to my regular customers is very conditional and the rules are very clear. And it works beautifully and is a fair give and take where both parties benefit. This kinda of love seems indestructible. Even if they get marry and don’t come back because their life circumstances change there seems to be eternal fondness when thinking of the good times we spent together. This is possible if both parties respect each others’ boundaries, and if the rules are set clearly. Conditional love seems to prevent heartaches and pains.

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