Archive for May, 2017

NEW SHOES, NEW LUCK

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , , , , on May 23, 2017 by tiltdiary

Giving Creatures of XIX a fair chance. They only had 7 inch heels, but I want to see how they hold up and compare to Tony Shoes, Pleaser, and other brands. Haven’t found a good stripper approved stiletto so far. High hopes for https://creaturesofxix.co/

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JUST A MAN

Posted in Jones' wisdom, Uncategorized with tags , , , on May 22, 2017 by tiltdiary

A man who thinks he’s different than other men is dangerous. With his oblivion and confidence the chance of his primal instinct coming out and violating a woman is much higher than a man who is well aware of the fact that he’s just a man.

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POLE WRAPPED

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , , , , on May 21, 2017 by tiltdiary

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PURPOSE OF LIFE

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , , , , , on May 20, 2017 by tiltdiary

Our paths had crossed for many years every night when we would walk our dogs. I was out with my pack, and he was out with his wife and dog. Out of courtesy we would move out of each others way to give the other dog the right forward. They were an old couple with an old dog. One day, I saw the old man only walk his dog. His wife wasn’t with him anymore. And today, I ran into him with my dogs. He was alone. No wife, no dog. I asked him, “Where is your dog?” He pointed to heaven. I asked him, “Where is your wife?” He pointed again to heaven. His wife had passed last year in June and his dog had followed shortly. We talked, and the old men told me a wonderful story. He said, “My wife was so much more than my wife to me. She was my friend as well, my soulmate, and sometimes, she was even my mother. She had to be. I was married for 46 years, and I only had eyes for my wife and my dog. And I was happy. And I am still happy because I had what’s most important: I was loved! I am lucky.” What he shared with me drove tears into my eyes. Most people don’t have what this man had. Or if they have it, if they are loved, they don’t even understand what treasure that truly is. I had not much comfort to give to him. I just told him what I know, “One day, when you are ready, your wife and dog will be there to pick you up and help you cross over.” He replied, “I am looking forward to it, but for now, I still have some things to do on this planet. Last week, I bought this guy a new pair of shoes and six pair of socks with it. He’s happy now!” The man was full of love. He had been loved his entire life, and he was giving love and making the world a better place. His wife’s and dog’s life and his life are full of purpose.

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STRIP CLUB CUSTOMERS’ DREAMS COME TRUE

Posted in Customers with tags , , , on May 19, 2017 by tiltdiary

When I stepped off stage an older gentleman approached me and squeezed a significant amount of money into my right hand. He said in a thick Eastern European accent, “With all respect, you ladies make every man’s dream come true without most of them realizing it.” Men like this gentleman don’t just make my day or night. I will never forget him. We made his dream come true, and he made my dream come true. Every stripper dreams about being respected for the hard work she does and about making customers happy with her performance. When you bring people to life you know you make a difference.

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FREAKED OUT BY HIS OWN CREEPINESS

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , on May 18, 2017 by tiltdiary

Guy walks into the club at the beginning of my shift. There’s nobody on the floor yet except the bar tender and me. The guy turns around wildly as if he’s haunted by something dangerous. Then he yells at the bar tender, “Where is everybody?” She answers quietly and friendly, “We just opened. Give it a few minutes and there will be plenty of girls on the floor.” Him continuing to display confused and severely irritated behavior, like he’s terrified. Then he yells even louder as he runs out the door, “Good luck!”
The young bar tender looks at me in disbelieve, “What was that?” Me, “He was freaked out by his own creepiness! Some people need a constant diversion and distraction from themselves. But when they are left, even for just a few seconds, to deal with themselves they get scared and try to run away. Problem is you can’t run away from yourself.”

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TRICKS AND TIPS ON HOW TO HOOK UP WITH A STRIPPER!

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , , on May 17, 2017 by tiltdiary

The first time I had met him at the club he was pretty generous. He had come in towards the end of the shift, and we did a total of nine private dances. After the dances, before he took off, he had given me his phone number and urged me to call him. He thought I was so wonderful, special, and he promised to take me on a wonderful date. He also said strip clubs weren’t his thing at all, and he would never come back — they all say that and try to threaten you, like something bad will happen to your life if you don’t see them again. I had been pretty clear that I wouldn’t call him, but men never believe us, especially not when we tell the truth, because they only hear what they want to hear. Men don’t understand that even if we have a great time with them at the club it doesn’t mean that we want to extend that good time outside of the club.
The next time he came back to the club on my night, he had brought two buddies with him. He was delighted to see me and acted like we were boyfriend and girlfriend. He was surprised I remembered his name, sign, where he works, and some other things he had told me. He made a big deal out of being at my club on my night, “I didn’t know you would be here. I had no idea you would work tonight. I just wanted to have a good time with my buddies, so we came here. I had no idea you work tonight.” Clearly he was lying otherwise he would’ve not even mentioned it or just been surprised to see me. When people make a big story out of something insignificant you know right away they are full of shit. But whatever. His friends and him ordered a few drinks, and this time, he never asked me if I wanted a drink, but he paid for his friends drinks. When I asked him if he wanted a private dance he made another big deal out of it, “I am hesitant. I don’t like strip clubs at all. In fact, I will stop coming here. I can’t afford it. It’s too expensive. I need to send money to my dad. I need to save money and shouldn’t waste it on this here.” They ordered another round of drinks, and he paid again for his buddies’ booze as well. Then one of his friends pointed to Diane and said, “I want a dance with her.” Mr. SendDADDY$$ called Diane over and reached into his wallet and paid for a dance for his friend with Diane. I stood up and excused myself. I had seen enough of this rude monkey theater and staying longer would’ve been a waste of my time. Mr. SendDADDY$$ jumped up surprised that I was already leaving and asked me, “Do you still have my phone number?” I nodded. Him, “You should really call me. Otherwise, you will never see me again!”
I am hoping desperately I will never see this imbecile again. Clearly, he wanted to show me that he was very generous with his friends but doesn’t have money for me as a stripper but possibly would treat me generously on a personal date — if sex was guaranteed afterwards.
If you can’t afford me as a stripper, you cannot afford me as a woman. And FYI guys, these tricks don’t work with a smart woman and they are just a turn off. You might get away with this shit on Tinder, but let me tell you we strippers aren’t idiots!

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