Archive for November, 2014

DECEPTION IN THE STRIP CLUB

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , on November 30, 2014 by tiltdiary

Of course, the strip club can be a very confusing place. But not because it’s confusing, often, because people come to the club to be deceived. Customer come here to find what they are looking for. Not necessarily to find what’s really there. Stripping is a profession, and it takes much more skill than just taking your clothes off. I see my job as a responsibility to my customers. I am here to make them leave feeling better about themselves and their life outside of the club. Just like with my Yoga and Pilates students. If I manage to make them leave class happier than I have successfully mastered this class no matter how “good” the students are at any of the physical activities they practiced. Often, the worst student leaves feeling like a Yoga champion. And it’s the same with my customers at the club. I have never met a guy I danced for who didn’t think we have amazing chemistry together. In my opinion I don’t feel any chemistry with them, but of course, it’s not necessary to tell them that. It would hurt their ego and feelings. We strippers also “love” and respect our customers, and that is why we give them heartfelt hugs. Unfortunately, some men think that this kind of affection is enough to have sex with them. It’s not. But people want to believe what they want to believe, and I cannot change that. All I can do is my job … I am an entertainer … I play honest, but I do entertain …

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WHEN PEOPLE REFUSE TO SEE THE TRUTH

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on November 29, 2014 by tiltdiary

Part of my job as a strippers includes listening to customers. Women and men come to the strip club to talk about the things they cannot talk to their friends and family about. Here they feel safe to unload no matter how bizarre and awkward their situation is. After all, we are only strippers, but have most likely dealt with more relationship scenarios than most therapists.

Many men come in to discuss their marriage or dating issues, yet, often I feel they really don’t want to hear what seems so obvious from an outside perspective. When a man tells me his wife drinks regularly and cannot even keep up with taking care of the kids then I say there is a serious drug issue contaminating the family and he should have an intervention and demand rehab. All of a sudden, the story changes. The wife now only drinks occasionally. And things aren’t that bad at all. Or when a guy can’t get a girl to agree to go on a date with him, and I say, “She doesn’t want to date you.” Then he defends her and says, “She’s just bad at time management.” There are countless of stories like that and countless of excuses. People cannot stand seeing the truth and are too comfortable in misery to have the courage to wake up and change something. Sooner than later, life will wake you, it’s just a matter of time, then you will have to face the truth whether you like to accept that fact or not.

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A STRIPPER’S STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , , , , , , on November 28, 2014 by tiltdiary

I wonder why drivers in LA don’t use their blinkers … the city projects madness today … people are on the edge, on the verge of losing it … regular people lie as much as strippers do, yet, strippers are pointed at … most people lie out of fear … at the end of life it won’t matter how much and how good you did your work … all that will matter is how much you loved … people get caught up in the little shit that really doesn’t matter … then there is not much time left for what’s really important … money is really just egyptian cotton, Gossypium barbadense … I wonder which lingerie color I should wear for him … what color of nail polish would turn him on the most … red is really the hottest nail color but if it’s too orangy it’s no sexy at all … dancers who don’t take care of their feet and whose nail polish is worn off are really not high class strippers … women shouldn’t wear nail polish in general if they cannot maintain it … I would never wear toxic nail polish … now a days there are countless non-toxic alternatives … I love him … I will always love him … he’s like a Panda … I am in love with a Panda man … when you love someone it doesn’t matter if they are stupid … I love my dogs … they are sharp and smart … I will never regret all the hard work I put into them … my hip hurts like hell … I still want to pole dance just for fun … when dancing becomes your profession it changes everything … people want what they can’t have … that’s why you always walk this thin line between who you really are while playing the game of being hard to catch … catch me if you can … you can’t because I am faster than you, physically tougher, and I need less sleep than you need … it’s a lonely world when nobody can keep up with you … my dogs keep up with me … without my dogs I would be in as half good of shape as I am … they keep me on my feet no matter what … that’s why that hip is on fire … too much exercise … I want a white dress … I never wear white …

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WHAT A STRIPPER COULD BE THANKFUL FOR

Posted in Family Events & Celebrations with tags , , , , , , , , , on November 27, 2014 by tiltdiary

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PET SITTERS, STRIPPERS, DOGS, AND HUSBANDS

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on November 26, 2014 by tiltdiary

During the Holidays, I take care of many more pets than on a regular basis. These are not the dogs and cats of my regular clients, these are often random people that hire me to take care of their beloved pets just a few days here and there. Most of these people think that because they find their own pet so precious they are doing me a favor allowing me to take care of their animal. It seems that they do not understand — although, I love animals — that taking care of their untrained dog who is pulling on the leash and has never learned basic manors or scooping their cats poop out of the litter box isn’t exactly a pleasuring experience. Often, they get upset when I tell them what I charge for certain services — and I am way cheaper than the big mass pet services — and they try to bargain with me and start sending me cute pictures of their pets in order to win my heart over to possibly take care of their animal for free. They also start telling me about their financial problems and how much money they just spent on vet bills, or their kitchen remodel, and so on. They don’t understand that taking care of pets is how I feed my family and make a living. Imagine how they would react if their employer would ask them to come in for free from now on, just because it’s so much fun to spend time with their nice colleagues.

The work at the strip club is no different. Many customers think that because I enjoy and like my job I shouldn’t be reimbursed for it and I owe them for spending time with me. They also tell me, “I would tip you, but we just spend so much money on Christmas decoration so I am short on cash.” The reasons why they cannot tip us strippers are endless. Many wives think we owe them for lending us their often deranged husbands and think we steal them away from home. But we get the pennies while they get the luxury. Just because you are good at what you do and you learn to enjoy yourself no matter what doesn’t mean it’s your hobby.

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DOES MARRIAGE CHANGE YOUR SPOUSE?

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , , on November 25, 2014 by tiltdiary

One of my friends — she’s a doctor — asked me recently if I think marriage changes people. She has never been married, and it used to be one of her life time goals to build a family with the lovely man of her dreams, but then she shared her observations with me, “Jones, two of my female friends have a similar story, and I wonder what you think about it. Both of them used to be very externally oriented women. Both would wear tons of makeup, only dresses, and you couldn’t catch them without their high heels. But then they finally got married … and the one friend, after having a baby, is now never wearing makeup, she gained weight (OK let it be baby weight), and I only see her in sweatpants and tennis shoes. The other one, just married for 3 months now, has already gained (along with her lovely husband) 10 pounds, chopped off her beautiful, feminine, long hair and good-bye makeup, high heels, and dresses as well.  What is it? Why do these women change so quickly?” I tried to explain that marriage gives people a false sense of security. I also find this whole pre-marriage dieting thing very superstitious. It seems the brides are more worried about their look on that one day of their actual wedding ceremony than about how they will look for the rest of their life. Creating beautiful — in my opinion false — memories seems to be more important than creating a long, lasting, happy, healthy life with the partner you have chosen. Plus, if you are a high heel makeup girl before you get married but change quickly into a sweatpants couch potato once the paperwork is signed it’s in my opinion marriage fraud. It’s like someone pretending to be a meat eater till they get married to then tell their spouse after the contract is signed that they are strict vegan and insist on the spouse to become vegan as well. It’s just not fair to your partner. But it is the trend. I feel most couples deceive each other even before they get married. And of course, once they feel secure till death do them part shit will really hit the fan. It’s not cool to get fat, comfortable, and selfish once you think your partner is tied to you for life. I feel, each partner has the responsibility to be at their very best in order to guarantee a happy and healthy life together. But most of the times the partners turn to their worst. So do I think marriage changes people? Absolutely yes. And I am writing this post in the hope to change the mentality of people. It’s not about your wedding day and the pretty photographs and gifts you will gather. It’s about who you are and want to be for someone you love dearly … wouldn’t you want them to see you at your best, in best shape, dressed up and sexy, brushed teeth and fresh smelling? For love no effort is high enough … and finding an eating and TV body doesn’t require paperwork. Think about who you want to be for the man or the woman of your dreams who you want to share your precious life with.

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WHAT DOMINATES THE STRIP CLUB

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , , , , , on November 24, 2014 by tiltdiary

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There is one force in the strip club that is the most powerful navigation tool ever. It rules how much men like you, pay attention to you, seek your attention, and how much money they give to you. It will determine with how much money you walk out of the club that night, and how you feel the next morning about yourself. Yes, stripping takes so much more skills than just taking your clothes off, but what ultimately determines your success during each shift has nothing to do with your looks or skills on stage. I have seen ugly girls be so much more successful strippers than gorgeous girl. It all depends on your energy and attitude you hold during a shift, and most importantly the energy you can maintain during your shift. The club is draining, the encounters are bizarre, and your work as a stripper is physically and emotionally demanding. But if you can rise above … if you manage to never forget who you are, what your mission is, and if you are determined to uplift people (yes, even in this sex driven environment where everybody just seems to look out for themselves) you will rise above, you will make a difference, and ultimately your mission will be successful. A strip club is just like the world is … the vultures are out there, they are waiting to devour you, but if you refuse to become the victim you will turn it around … Your energy determines everything … during your shift at the club, and during your entire life. Don’t ever give up your power. Superheros do not get defeated, they always get up and keep changing the world.

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