Archive for September, 2016

WHEN THINGS GET TOO FRIENDLY AT THE STRIP CLUB

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , on September 30, 2016 by tiltdiary

He had been one of my regular customers for almost two years now. He would always come in, talk a little too much for my taste, do two to three dances, and then leave. I had noticed that he felt more and more comfortable around me. Things had become a little too friendship like. And when that happens men expect you to spend time with them for free. And last night, my suspicion was confirmed. He kept chewing my ear off about his life, his career, his blah blah blah. The DJ announced, “Last call for Alcohol.” So I asked him, “Do you want to do dances?” He hesitated. Me, “If not I’ll change.” Him, “Next time.” Expecting me to continue to hang out with him till the last dancer of the night got off stage. But I said briefly my good-byes and left. About 30 minutes later a text from him came rolling in, “Jones, there’s something I forgot to tell you, but it’s not really for text.” I replied back, “Next time.” It’s best to give people a taste of their own medicine.

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THE STRIP CLUB IS NOT A DATING SCENE

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , on September 29, 2016 by tiltdiary

She was so upset, “Why is he not calling me? We had such a special connection between us, I cannot believe he hasn’t contacted me yet.” I tried to explain, ” He’s either one of the modern losers who is waiting for you to make the first move (now a days we encounter many men who cannot initiate a date), or he understands and respects the way it should work in the strip club. The club is not a dating scene. A man should reimburse you for the good times he spends with you, and he knows where to find you if he wants more of you. He shouldn’t expect to meet you outside of the club. That’s how it should be.”

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WHY MONEY IS SO IMPORTANT FOR A STRIPPER

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , , on September 28, 2016 by tiltdiary

Over the course of many years, working as a stripper has taught me many valuable lessons that have affected my life outside of the club as well. One of them is that men — or should I rather say humanity — does not appreciate anything that is given freely and offered without charge. I have had to learn through painful lessons that a man only values a woman when he’s willing to invest into her. Usually, the more he invests the more he cherishes her. We strippers might come across like money hungry bitches — some might give me the nickname Allison cash — but there’s a reason behind us keeping a close eye on how much a man wants to spend on us. Doing things out of love or unconditionally only works with dogs and other animals. When it comes to relationships between most humans I have encountered — there are some very few exceptions — it’s best to charge them for what you have to offer, your time, expertise, advice, and even care otherwise you will be undervalued and taken for granted.
Money in the strip club is used as a signaling tool to alert a girl when a guy likes her. He will tip her on stage, tip her for her private dances, and sometimes, he will even just sneak her some extra cash because she’s lovely. No doubt, it’s what we call, “show em some love.” The same applies outside of the club and the sooner women understand that the better the world will be for all men and women. Men will be less confused and women will feel more appreciated.

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STARTING A RUMOR AT THE STRIP CLUB

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , on September 27, 2016 by tiltdiary

Sometimes, when several guys come into the strip club one will start a false rumor that one of them is getting married or it’s his birthday. They do this to direct their attention away from them and try for us dancers to focus on the one guy. I hate to break it to you, it’s lame, stupid, doesn’t work, and it’s not funny at all. Any guy that steps through the door of a strip club should be willing to spend money on the dancers whether it is to tip us on stage or buy lap dances from us. If you aren’t willing to talk to a dancer, spend money at the club on the dancers simply don’t visit and consider instead going to a boring, lame bar with no beautiful girls walking around in bikinis and lingerie while giving a great show. We don’t need cheapos and are bored by guys who are afraid to talk to us and come to watch secretly.

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THE BACHELOR WHO CAN’T CELEBRATE

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , on September 26, 2016 by tiltdiary

They had come to celebrate his bachelor party at my club. But the young bachelor refused to go up on stage to get a lap dance from all of us dancers. He was a real spoil sport. When I stepped off stage one of his friends apologized to me, “I am so sorry. We had no idea he would be like that.” Me, “No worries, I just wonder how he’s going to fuck his wife when he can’t even find the courage to step on stage for one lap dance.” His friend confirmed, “Exactly, I was wondering the same thing.”
It wasn’t that he didn’t do dances with the girls later in the private room, he just wasn’t man enough to celebrate on stage with his friends. Wimp!

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HOOKED ON POLE

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , , , on September 25, 2016 by tiltdiary

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SHUT UP AND DANCE

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , on September 24, 2016 by tiltdiary

He was thanking me, “That was really great, thank you Jones. I had a great time, great lap dance.” Then the guilt broke through as he continued, “I usually don’t do lap dances. I have a 7 month pregnant wife at home. But she will understand.” I almost fell off my chair and told him, “No, your pregnant wife will not understand. Listen to a good old stripper: do not tell your wife you had a lap dance.” Him, “But we have this kinda relationship …” I interrupted him, “Trust me, no man has this kind of relationship with his wife or mother. You don’t have to lie just don’t tell.” Most men are such morons. His wife is 7 month pregnant. Most likely she feels like a giant whale, is overly sensitive and even if she would’ve been OK with her husband getting a lap dance from a hot stripper seven months ago it’ll definitely affect they relationship in a negative way him confession to his strip club escapade. Shut up and just dance and don’t tell,  duh.

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