Archive for June, 2015

STRIPPER’S FAVORITE TOY

Posted in TiltPlay with tags , , , , on June 30, 2015 by tiltdiary

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STRIP CLUB ICON

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , , on June 29, 2015 by tiltdiary

The man who knows and understands strip club etiquette is a species endangered from extinction. Very few men still understand how to work the playground of the club. It is a shame, but strip club etiquette is lost more and more. Men are trying to convince themselves and us strippers that they are only visiting to grab a cold one. It’s the stripper’s fault for walking around half naked, talking to them, entertaining them, dancing on stage, and mastering the art of the striptease. The modern male is trying to believe that he is not a sexual driven creature and voyeur. Men are castrating themselves by denying that they are visual, sexual human beings.

A confident man, who is not in denial nor afraid of his sexuality, and understands strip club etiquette shines way above the fake beer grabers. He is iconic. He glorifies our profession, and we long for his visits, and he makes our night.

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FLYING STRIPPER

Posted in Jones' Fantasies with tags , , , , , , , , on June 28, 2015 by tiltdiary

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WHAT A STRIPPER HAS TO SAY ABOUT UNCONDITIONAL LOVE

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , on June 27, 2015 by tiltdiary

A few months ago someone dumped this puppy at my house. He was skinny and shy but quickly developed into a strong, confident, healthy puppy due to a natural diet and my existing pack of dogs that are his backup and make him feel secure. He has a home now. But, he’s different from all the other dogs I have ever had or trained for other people. He’s divergent. He’s un-trainable. He reminds me of a skateboarder or surfer. He jumps up on walls and door and bounces off of them. He races around the house, up and down the stairs like a mad man. He doesn’t play with the other dogs but does the racing on his own. Any time I try to train him and teach him basic obedience using one treat at a time he freaks out and thinks he’s missing out on a full bowl of food, and all he wants is to go to the kitchen and eat. Training him seems no fun to him just fear of missing out on a meal is triggered. I have also not managed to teach him to walk on the leash yet. I’ve tried every no-pull harness or tool I can think off. Whimsy stays unruly on the leash and doesn’t understand that I am the pack leader. He’s very submissive but his physical strength seems unmanageable to himself and just explodes into racing, wall and door bouncing, pulling on the leash, snorting at 5 am into my ear with his wet nose waking me so he can start the party and stabbing and poking me with his sharp front toe nails into my waist to get my attention. He’s also a nasty, stinky puppy. Eats garbage on the walks, licks everybody’s butt (dogs and people that come to visit — I have to crate him to avoid butt nosing), and gets into every trash can possible.  People have asked me why I am not giving him away? After all, I never picked him and adopted him. He just ended up here at my house to the annoyance of my older dogs who don’t approve of his unruly behavior and growl at him, but Whimsy doesn’t seem to understand their language either. Whimsy is a lot to handle. In fact, Whimsy is TOO MUCH. He disturbs the family peace and triples my work load. On some days, I pray for strength, endurance, and patience to make it through another day with him. But, I love Whimsy. I love him for who he is. He’s a “good” dog, he has a wonderful heart. He loves me, and I love him. That is why Whimsy stays. Unconditional love looks beyond any false when unconditional love is returned. Whimsy loves me as much as I love him. All the other stuff … that’s just growing pains … I am not worried about Whimsy’s future. He’s perfect because he knows how to love and the rest … will fall into place. The doors can be remodeled, the walls painted, and the garbage cans are put up high where he can’t reach them. I dry my ear ever morning from his nose snot, and I try to make him understand that poking me with his front feet isn’t getting my attention and just hurts. The scratches will heal … and what’s a little scratch when there is abundance of love in return.

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WHEN NOTHING ELSE MATTERS

Posted in Jones' Poems with tags , , , , , on June 26, 2015 by tiltdiary

On some days you feel nothing else matters

You simply refuse to write any more letters

You wonder what’s worse

Giving up and letting them steal your purse

Or fighting for shiny rhinestones

That are fake and fall apart like hallow bones

Giving up hope

Equals a lifetime on dope

Numbing yourself like a one eyes cyclope

Fighting for love

As if a fly chases the dove

Knowing you stand alone like a fool

In the end only more tears will pour out like drool

You stand with empty decisions

And have lost all your visions

You lay your head to rest

Knowing it’s not for your best

The dreams are haunting

Asleep or awake you are flaunting

There is no escape

It’s all a vicious mind rape

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STRIPPERS AND GLASSES

Posted in TiltPlay with tags , , , , , , , , , , on June 25, 2015 by tiltdiary

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WHERE MEN CAN SPEAK THEIR MIND

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , on June 24, 2015 by tiltdiary

It tumbled out of the young man’s mouth without him even having a second thought about it, “Well, as a man you can never say what you really think.” To him it was so normal, and he had made piece with this fact. To me this was a detrimental confession, yet, it included so much truth. In society men are expected to suppress their thoughts and feelings. The only place where they can speak their mind is possibly in the strip club. This is where they reveal what they wish to tell their partner or the girl they would like to ask out. So I said to the 29 year young, handsome man, “But you say here what you think, or don’t you.” He answered, “Kinda. It’s cheaper than therapy.” And he is right about that too. We strippers listen and some of us are good listeners.

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