ALL EYES ON ME

A performers dream or nightmare? Tonight, it’s my nightmare. The women have brought their dates to the strip club. And tonight, the bitches aren’t in friendly mood — blame the blood moon in Libra or the fact that they are sexually as frustrated as they can be. They are here to judge us, the third kind. They are going to make sure that we cannot win them over, they are just not willing to cave in tonight. And God forbid one of their guys takes a wrong look at my breast, my ass, or my lean, toned legs. No, because the game is, “While you are allowed to go to the strip club you can only have eyes on me.” So the guys sitting next to their date are suppressing any sexual feeling or thoughts I might spark. The guys look in pain biting their lips, swallowing any sexual arousal that might arise — no wonder the women will stay again tonight sexually frustrated. Because they did not allow their men to get sexually aroused. And the women look angry. Like the strip club police here to keep their guys in check and give us a dollar if we are lucky, and throw comments at me to prove their sexual liberation. Comments like, “You are so strong. You did a good job. Nice dance.” Who is that bitch to judge my performance when she has never walked in my shoes, tried one pole tick, nor would she ever have the courage to step on my stage especially not with her being my audience. With a packed railing but very little tips on stage I admit I did not enjoy performing. It felt rather like an interrogation dance then a sensual, sexual expression of my femininity. It feels like I don’t ever want to dance again. But of course I will. And there’s always hope that the bitches leave, and my next set will be for people who want to be mesmerized, transported, or at least appreciate every woman who has the guts to go up there to make a buck so she can do what she needs to do. 

But one thing I want to clarify to these bitches who dare to come into my territory. I am not just strong on the pole. I am fucking gorgeous, a skilled performer, an artist, a dancer, a woman who can take your breath away if you have the courage to let it happen. 

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LETTER TO THE FEMALE STRIP CLUB CUSTOMERS

Dear female strip club customers

Please rest assured that we dancers are not after your man, in fact, we do not want your guy, we are not interested in a relationship with him, nor do we wish to have sex with him. We are entertainers and are suppose to be paid for our company, conversation, dance, and seduction. This is our profession, and if you cannot respect our territory please refrain from a visit.
Also, please take note that we do not like to be touched and groped by you despite that you are a woman. Just because you might have boobs and a vagina does not give you permission to touch ours. The disclaimer “It is against the law to touch the dancers” applies as much to female customers as it applies to male customers.
We are OK with your obnoxious shrieking at the front railing but you too — not just men — have to tip while sitting there. You do not earn a free show just because you are a woman. If you don’t want to tip us you’re as little welcome as the male non-tipper.
And by the way, just because you are a woman, does not mean you know how it is to work as a stripper. Please spare us your tips and tricks on how to make more money unless you yourself worked successfully for at least three years in the profession of the stripper. As much as you dream and fantasize to be one of us, to have the guts to do what we do, you just don’t! Stop being a smart ass when it comes to our profession.
And please, if you join your date at the strip club understand that you should pay us double for interfering with the man’s world and agreeing to such a stupid date, unless you’re ready to have at least a threesome lap dance experience — in case you’re into it. Otherwise, sit back and show us the respect we would show you if the roles would be reversed.
When you step into our world, the strip club, you should want to play by our rules, and not think the world should revolve around you, and men should only have eyes for you — that doesn’t even happen outside of the strip club. So please be realistic when visiting, come with a full wallet, leave your jealousy and insecurities at home, and don’t ever forget you’re just a customer/audience. Pay your dues, be a good sport, support all women, and suck it up that tonight it is not your show!

Sincerely.

A.A. Jones

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FOR WOMEN WHO THINK STRIPPERS ARE FUNNY AND WHO TAG THEIR POLE CLASSES #NOTASTRIPPER

Before you point your finger at sex workers read …

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/im-a-sex-worker-who-is-sick-of-female-misogyny_us_58ee4bb3e4b0cb574bb4bc5e?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000046

And FYI, fuck Lena Dunham and Tina Fey!

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NO MONEY IN MY PANTIES PLEASE

I have noticed that problem especially when female customers visit the strip club. It seems they are almost addicted to sticking money into your bra and panties. And these bitches are fast. They lean over the railing and boom before you even notice the bitch breaks the law and has stuffed your panties with a scratchy handful of money. Now, they probably think a stash of dollar bills next to my ass is suppose to make me happy. Or stuffing my bra with money is suppose to turn me on — thank you, but I already have giant breast and my bra does not need any more stuffing. What is it with those women who think they have the privilege to touch me? First of all, they are breaking the law. It is strictly prohibited to touch the dancers. Second of all, who gives them the right to think it’s OK to touch dancers in a strip club? Just because they have a vagina and breast doesn’t mean it’s OK to touch mine. Third of all, do you know how dirty money is? It’s full of germs. And I don’t want any Egyptian cotton near my precious breast, nipples, my glorious vagina, or my well polished derriere. Money belongs on the stage floor and into my wallet. It should not come near my private parts ever. Please keep your hands off of me and try sticking a stash of dollar bills up your ass and see if it turns you on before you expose any of us dancers to such inappropriate abuse. Please remember, strippers are humans and have feeling too. Show some respect.

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