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STRIPPER IS DESIGNATED DRIVER DATE 

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , , , , on June 2, 2018 by tiltdiary

He’s a regular at my club, and I’ve danced privately for him many times before. But tonight, he’s ready to make his move to get me to meet him outside of the club. First, he recaps that it isn’t right for a beautiful woman like me not to go out or know famous bars like the “Rainbow Bar.” He suggests to take me there. I explain that since I don’t drink it’s really pointless for me to go to a bar. Him feeling victorious, “They have great food there like pizza. I’ll take you to dinner there. Give me your phone number.” I explain again, “I only eat vegan food, so pizza isn’t really my thing.” He has a solution for this as well, “I know great vegan restaurants.” Me, “Really, like what?” He can’t think of the names of the countless vegan restaurants he knows but he’s becoming more commanding, “Give me your phone number now!” I say politely, “No, thank you.” And then he has it all figured out, “I know now. Since you don’t drink you can be my designated driver when we go out.” We went from a drink invitation to a vegan dinner all the way to me becoming his chauffeur 😳😝🙄

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THE BOYFRIEND-GIRLFRIEND STRIP CLUB CUSTOMER EXPERIENCE 

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , on May 3, 2018 by tiltdiary

In general, this customer type is a rather pleasant experience. Most of these guys are single and long to have a girlfriend — and it will rather quickly reveal itself why they are single and possibly never had a long term girlfriend. But he’s here to experience his fantasy of the girlfriend scenario with you. This type will stare deeply into your eyes admiring your beauty and kindness. It’ll come across like you’re the only girl he has eyes for — which you’re not, you’re easily exchangeable with any girl that fits his fantasy theme. He will like to tell you about his childhood, meaningful vacations, about his hopes and dreams … he really wants you to get to know him. He will yearn to hold your hand and show affection like he would with his real girlfriend. He’s mostly very nice and respectful except for one little but very important flaw. Since he’s so caught up in the girlfriend-boyfriend experience he will most likely forget that you’re at work and are providing him with the service of fulfilling his fantasy. Therefore he will expect you to work for a minimal fee. He usually thinks one dance, two the most, has transformed your business relationship into a real life boyfriend-girlfriend relationship. He thinks now you’re in love with him— and to him that means free affection and sex from here on— and you will sit with him for hours, hold hands, and listen to his deep, to him meaningful rants about everything he thinks his girlfriend should know. The more he tells you about himself the closer he thinks you’re getting to meeting his mother. And here comes the awkward thing about him. He’s not even going to become a regular customer of yours, although, he will promise to come back next week. You will most likely never see him again, or maybe many months will pass till he comes back for another fix, since this guy isn’t actually capable of having a romantic relationship with a woman.

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HOW MEN FALL INTO RELATIONSHIPS

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , , , , on February 22, 2018 by tiltdiary

I had done a reading for him in regards to his relationships, and he was showing me photos of different women, asking me, “Is it this one you saw? Is it this one? Is it you?”
Then he confessed, “Well, I fell into this relationship with this girl. I wasn’t so attracted but just fell into it. She called me one day and was upset because I hadn’t talked to her in over three months, and basically said I was fired … ha ha ha. I go through affectionate and the busy and can be neglecting especially when I am not 100% into them.”
He had never showed me a photo of the girl he just “fell into.” It didn’t even occur to him that she could’ve been the one. But because she wanted him, desired him, most likely loved him he just wasn’t that into her. Instead he was chasing after women that were unreachable. That’s what men do. They fall into relationships and don’t want what they can have. After “falling with their dick” into her vagina they realize that they are not that attracted after all. What he didn’t think about is that he broke that girl’s heart. She will never be the same after he fell into her! But no man thinks or fucks responsibly!

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DATING STRATEGIES AND GAMES

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , on January 12, 2018 by tiltdiary

They are very common, and as a stripper you get to know them all. The modern man looks for help, especially if he hasn’t met his goal yet in regards to relationships and getting laid. In my experience, the older he gets the more desperate he is … yes, his biological clock is ticking too. He’s particularly desperate if he has never been in a long term relationship — and I am not calling a relationship that latest three months long term — or if he doesn’t get sex on a regular basis — and this includes many married men as well. He will reach out to those relationship experts. And they will teach him to pretend to be busy even if he’s not doing anything else but watching his phone hoping her text will roll in. But he’s been told not to answer right away. He’s been told to let her wait. He’s been told to play mystery man, hard to catch, hard to pin down, because women don’t like the good guy. He’s even learned techniques to hypnotize her to get into her pants. Eeeeeekkkk … this shit might work on girls … maybe … but I hate to break it to you, any time you pretend, you act like you’re someone else, you follow a raster of how to win her heart, you might peek her interest for a second, but you won’t win her heart, no matter how much you hypnotize her, no matter how much pleasure you give her … women are much more intuitive than you can ever pretend to be, and sooner than later, she will smell the fake in you, and that will be the biggest turn off. In fact, it’ll turn her off so much she won’t even remember you ever existed. Here is an important dating tip from a stripper: don’t pretend, because you won’t be able to keep up your fake facade for long, it’ll come down and with that your best friend will hang low too. And most importantly, don’t try these silly tricks on a good old stripper, it just makes us yawn. Realness is much more attractive than fake.

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STRIPPER’S DATING TIP: THE BEST WAY TO GET TO KNOW YOUR MAN!

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , , , on April 29, 2017 by tiltdiary

It is not easy to find out who a man truly is beneath everything he lets you see and often pretends to be. But you can learn many things about a man by agreeing to join him for a meal: brunch, lunch, or dinner. It doesn’t really matter.
The first important lesson for women who are trying to find ‘The One’ is to learn to listen, hear, and to see clearly. Just like I tell my yoga students, I tell women who are actively dating that the most important thing is to listen and watch carefully and attentively. When it comes to dating it requires for most women to be willing to take off their rose colored glasses. When trying to find ‘The One’ a rosy retrospective isn’t useful at all, instead it will mislead you and most likely lead to a broken heart. When dating it is important to be very realistic, alert, and guided by clarity. It is also important to remove the false freedom gained through feminism which has women not really advanced much when it comes to their relationships with men. A conservative point of view is most beneficial when it comes to finding a life partner. Forget about everything else you have heard, because it is NOT OK to split the bill or have the woman pay no matter how broke the man is. If you are important to him he will find the cash to take you out. Don’t forget, he gets to spend time with the wonderful you and will be invigorated by your charm, pheromones, and female magnetism.
But there are other signs and signals you need to learn to read. The way he greets you before you enter the restaurant. Or did he already take his seat in the restaurant without waiting for you upfront? How generous is he, does he judge you by what you order, does he tell you how much you should eat? Does he ask you how hungry you are (it’s like asking me what a lap dance entitles — how the hell can you answer that question, plus it’s none of his business), does he criticize your choices? Does he tell you you are ordering too much or does he tell you you are not ordering enough? Is he generous, only wants to spend the minimum, or is he really cheap. Does he expect you to chip in, or pay for your own meal or his meal as well? What conversations does he pick during the meal? Does he contradict himself — most men do at some point? And if yes on what accounts? Which restaurant has he picked? Unhealthy, fattening food or healthy, evolved food (like a organic, vegan place)? You learn by watching his choices and listening to him much more than if you are busy talking — which is one of the biggest problems many women have. They talk too much and miss out on catching the important, early warning signs. Date dinner date with a man will tell you much about him, how he values himself and his health, how evolved he is, and how much he values you.
Last but not least  you don’t just learn about him from if he pays but also with what he pays. Watch out for Mr. Trickster who will be very generous but will use his business card to either write off your meal with him or even better charge it to his employer.
And don ‘t let your first dinner out with him trick you. On the first date most men still put a lot of effort into you. Let him think the cat is caught and watch how his behavior changes. And don’t forget, kissing on the first date is out! No tongue, no kissy kiss. And if he tries … next … this guy thinks he’s on the speed train to your bedroom and that is a clear signal that he’s not ‘The One.’ You want to make sure your guy is in it for the long run even without potential sex. With that your choices will narrow quickly but your disappointments will also stay at a minimum.
And don’t forget, you don’t have to eat everything he orders for you nor do you need to eat food at a place you don’t like. Sometimes, it’s better to leave hungry than eat some shit!

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ONE WRONG WORD AND THE DATE IS OFF

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on April 24, 2017 by tiltdiary

In my opinion, women have become far too tolerant when it comes to male behavior on a date. I blame partially on emancipation, and partially  on women’s desperation for getting laid. Fact is, in the USA — possibly around the world — women aren’t getting sexually properly satisfy. Maybe, women have never been served right when it comes to sex, but the continuous decline of male testosterone could be contributing to the widespread sex desperation and aggressive behavior of the female kind. Now a days, the modern male is perfectly happy with once a month mediocre sex, in fact, more will most likely overwhelm him. Depression, being overwhelmed by his job, redirecting sexual stamina into video games, porn, as well as numbing TV, and the preference to smoke a relaxing joint or drink a cold beer that will quench the thirst for sexual interaction as well are common ways in the domesticated male to make sure sex is just not that important anymore. While the act of sex is often too exhausting men still want to dream about they could have sex. I think that’s why they date. But due to the change in male drive and a significant shift in his primal wiring dates aren’t really dates anymore.
Instead, of showing a woman that he could be a good provider (which women look for subconsciously since it is ingrained into our DNA) the modern male has become cheaper and more cost efficient than ever. And women take it, except strippers. We do not compromise when it comes to your wallet. We know if you cannot pay, you eventually cannot fuck us right either. And whats the point having a poor fish at the end of the line that won’t be able to treat us well and stand up for his manlyhood in bed.
With the average woman splitting the bill might work, and the sentence, “Let’s share some dishes,” might come across romantic. But with a high caliber woman sharing outs a cheap date and a lazy fuck as well.
If you’re still trying to date a high quality stripper pay the bill in full and don’t ever stick your fork into her dish so you can get a bite of hers for free!

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MILLION DOLLAR TIP HOW TO MAKE IT UP TO A WOMAN!

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , on April 14, 2017 by tiltdiary

Interestingly, when men feel guilty they most of the time suggest a “making up for it” by an activity that will be enjoyable to them. It seems, they have no consideration for what you would need to make it right.
I have gotten proposals for dinners, shopping trips, vacation invitations, as well as sex offers to make things right when a guy messed up. I have also gotten offers from customers to be buddies for life. None of these men knew me well enough to actually know if I enjoy eating out, shopping, traveling, spending time with them as well as having sex with them. So here’s a million dollar tip: if you mess up find out first what she likes before you offer to make it up to her! She might not want to suck your dick or have you eat her pussy after you told her she’s fat!

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