Archive for Cheap Customers

STRIPPER IN DISBELIEVE AND SHOCK 

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , , on August 9, 2018 by tiltdiary

Sometimes, as a performer, I am in complete disbelieve or better said in shock about customers not tipping. I don’t mean this in regards to myself performing on stage but in regards to some of my co-strippers who have exceptional acrobatic, dance, and contourtion skills. You can see the customers, men as well as women, completely drawn into their performance. Their jaws drops, and they are clapping and in awe about this particular dancer and still not a dollar on stage. I don’t get it. Even if we dancers would get paid a decent hourly wage wouldn’t you want to show your appreciation, respect, and gratitude to the performer by tipping generously? It’s sometimes really embarrassing when exceptional talent is thrown like pearls in front of pigs, but of course, animals always show appreciation and gratitude, so this expression doesn’t really do the situation justice. 

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TRENDING IN THE STRIP CLUBS ON FULL MOON WEEKS

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , on October 20, 2016 by tiltdiary

The gentleman noticed, “Ugh, it seems to be a very slow night for you guys.” Me, “Yes, but I expected it. It’s just two days after the full moon.” Him, “You think the moon affects the strip club vibe?” Me explaining, “Absolutely. I have been watching this for the past seven years. Full moon weeks are tough to work. The customers hold on tighter to their wallet and are often more aggressive trying to put their opinion on you. Unlike you would think, on full moon nights people rather stay home than go out. The few that do come out are often weird ones.” Then it just tumbled out of him, “You mean, customers want to be right and are aggressive. They think their life experience is unique, special, and they feel it is of high quality and worthy of sharing. They do this by starting with a few drinks and then proving its truth by verbally or physically shoving it down your throat. God gave us two ears to listen and only one mouth to talk but these customers believe that a stripper’s mouth is only good for one thing and it is not talking.” I am surprised about how he summed it up. He is definitely a weird one as well but brought it to an interesting point.

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VISITING THE STRIP CLUB TO TALK TO A STRIPPER

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , on June 12, 2015 by tiltdiary

Some men come to the strip club to talk to a specific girl, and there is nothing wrong with that. However, this type, when you ask him to do a lap dance with you will almost scream out and say, “OOOOOOHHHH NOOOOO, I don’t do lap dances. I just want to talk to you and spend time with you. Maybe take you to dinner. I just want your time. I don’t do lap dances.” This customer type is not aware of the fact that we strippers are at work and on the clock while talking to them. Time is money. And life time is precious. These men feel entitled to take your time for free, yet, they expect to have our undivided attention. They would never expect the same service from a therapist plus most therapists don’t look as amazing as we do while sitting in sexy lingerie in front of you. I hope men would understand strip club etiquette better, and try to walk for just one hour in our stilettos. How much would they want to raise their hourly income if they were to do their regular job in stilettos? And how can they not understand that talking to them for free won’t feed our families, pay our rent, electric and water bill, nor will a dinner outside of the club.

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MEN WHO VISIT THE STRIP CLUB AND ARE AFRAID TO BE ATTACKED BY STRIPPERS

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , on April 10, 2015 by tiltdiary

I walk up to a young man who came in with a group of three other guys and a Woman. As I introduce myself to him he immediately tells me in a very defensive tone, “I don’t want sex. I don’t want anything from you.” I think this is a very interesting assumption from his side, and I try to educate him, “And you cannot get sex here. Prostitution is illegal. Otherwise we’ll both end up in jail.” He again repeats, “But I don’t want sex.” Now I had it, and I tell him, “Well, what do you think? In case I would want to have sex with you I would’ve torn off your clothes already and jumped you? I am a dancer, an entertainer, not a prostitute, and I am not interested in having sex with you.” So he asks, “So your job is to talk to guys? How much do you get paid?” I tell him as I walk away, “I am an independent contractor, and I don’t have to talk to anybody.” As I take a seat next to the bar ignoring him, he constantly keeps looking at me. You can tell it’s bothering him that I am not talking to him anymore. I watch him and his pals check out each dancer on stage without tipping a single dollar. He is another one of those who thinks he deserves to be entertained for free no matter how rude and ignorant he is.

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JUST HERE FOR THE BEER

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , , , on October 21, 2013 by tiltdiary

I have been watching these two guys all night long. They are sitting at a table right in front of the stage. They have been staring at our boobs and butts all night long, they have made fun of some of the dancers and lustfully drooled after others. They are clearly enjoying the show while getting drunk, but they haven’t dropped even a single dollar bill to tip any of us.

Around 1:30 a.m. I just cannot take it anymore, and I walk up to the two douche bags. I can see as I start introducing myself that they have no respect for me, and they are internally giggling because they think I am stupid to talk to them in the hope they would tip me. But what I have to tell them is very different from what they think I am going to tell them. My voice takes on a light and breezy non-threatening tone, “Hi, how are you guys doing tonight?” Both of them answer in sync like Laurel and Hardy nodding their heads and smiling from right to left, “We are great, ha ha ha.” Me, “Are you enjoying the show?” The two rude idiots answer still smiling showing me their purple gums, “Yeah, we love the show.” Me again, “So why aren’t you guys tipping us girls then since we have entertained you all night?” One of them says still smiling like an imbecile, “We are just here for the cheap beer.” My tone changes and I say, “Ah, I see you are here for the free show. Guess what, go away, we don’t want you here. Drink somewhere else if you cannot pay for the show. ” Same guy tying to justify, “But we are only here for the beer. ” Now he is pissing me off, “I don’t care, you are still staring at our tits and we hate guys like you. You are cheap, rude, and boring. Go drink somewhere else. ” And I stare deeply into his beady, red eyes. I can see he is scared now. My Croatian intensity is something he doesn’t know or understands. And I leave to just see them sneak out a few seconds later. I think they were afraid I would see them on the street when the club closes and beat the shit out of them.

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TIMES ARE TOUGH EVEN IN THE STRIP CLUB

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , on May 18, 2013 by tiltdiary

The economy has taken a toll on the strip club as well. For the past two years things have become increasingly more difficult, customers are still coming but getting cheaper by the minute and not visiting as frequently as they used to. I have nothing to complain about. I work very hard, and although, not much in real life, but when it comes to the strip club I usually get lucky. It takes only one guy to make your night, and God bless the one guy he usually sends me.

We are independent contractors, and we have to pay a house or stage fee in order to perform at the club. We also have to give the club a certain amount of money that we make on lap dances, and we tip the bouncer and DJ a certain percentage depending on how much money we make. Although, we are independent contractors we are not allowed to come and go when we please. Once we are there, we are suppose to stay till our shift is over no matter how bad business is, even if there is not one single customer in the joint.

So, this happens on a Saturday night, which is suppose to be a peak night at the club. But business was bad, so bad, that one of my co-strippers had to go to the ATM at the end of her shift, in order to pay her house fee. No, it wasn’t me, but how could they have let her do that. After all, it’s not our fault when no one comes to visit and who comes to visit wants a free show. In my opinion, if guys come to the club without being willing to tip us dancers, they should be blind folded after one round of dancers has passed without them tipping anybody. They can still drink, but shouldn’t be allowed to watch.

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