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THE STRIP CLUB VULTURE

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , on August 26, 2016 by tiltdiary

This type of dancer feeds chiefly on carrion customers and is reputed to gather with other strip club vultures in anticipation of a weak, exhausted, depleted, completely wasted, often defenceless customers. The strip club vulture preys on and exploits others. She works alone or sometimes teams up with her kind. She usually strikes at the end of the shift when the rest of the girls have already called it a night to scavenge on the left over customer “roadkill.” She likes to target the drunk and will force them into a last chance dance. The strip club vulture is usually not a very skilled dancer or conversationalist. Her expertise lies in pecking her beak into another girl’s customer to at least squeeze one dance out of him. She is an expert in preying on and getting her share when no other dancer is watching. Every stripper has her own unique skill of running her business.

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IS THERE A GIRL FOR EVERY GUY?

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , , , on May 19, 2016 by tiltdiary

I had watched him walk into the club at the beginning of my shift, it was a slow night and not much going on. He was a guy in his mid 30s, average looking, well dress and put together. He took a seat at one of the tables close to the stage where he could see every move that was executed on stage. I noticed he never left his chair and did not tip any of us even a single dollar on stage. None of my co-strippers had approached him to talk to him. After several hours of him sitting glued to his chair I noticed he was getting agitated. I thought, it will be worth my time to talk to him briefly to find out what his story is. His agitation made me curious enough, although, I knew I wouldn’t do lap dances for him. When I sat next to him he smelled clean and pleasant. I noticed his well pressed shirt, fine clothes, and well polished leather shoes. After introducing myself I found out he was visiting LA on business and lives in Miami. He was very nice to talk to, but didn’t wait long enough to reveal what had caused his frustration. He complained in his Cuban accent, “You know, in Miami strip clubs are very different. The girls are nude, and you can drink.” I said, “I understand, every city follows different rules. This is just a bikini bar.” Him finally exposing what really bothered him, “You know, nobody has asked me to do a lap dance. Don’t you guys do dances here.” Me, “Oh yes, we do lap dances here. They are $20 per song.” Him again even more agitated by my explanation, “You know, when I go in Miami to the club all of the girls ask me all the time to do dances with them. Not one of you dancers have asked me to do a dance, not one.” Me not wanting to do a dance for him either, “Yes, we are rather laid back here. We are not very pushy. But if you have a girl you’d like a dance from, I can ask her for you.” Him agitated that I didn’t ask him for a dance, “OK, well what about the blond girl over there.” I walked up to Jenny and said to her, “Hey, this guy wants a dance from you.” Jenny, “Which one?” Me, “The one that’s sitting at the table right next to the stage.” Jenny glancing at him and checking him out, “Ehhhhh I am OK. I don’t think so.” I don’t know why none of us wanted to do a dance for this guy. I have no logical explanation except that our intuition deterred us. Mr. CannotGetaLapDance left fairly frustrated, and I am sure he will never come back to visit my club. I know we strippers rely on our intuition, and although, there’s no logical explanation why nobody wanted to give this guy a lap dance it proves we all pick wisely, and money cannot buy you everything you want. I always say, “There’s a girl for every guy.” But maybe there isn’t.

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THE STRIP CLUB KNOWS ACCEPTANCE

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , , , , on September 17, 2015 by tiltdiary

The strip club is not this unruly place of wild sex and orgies. It’s so much more. While this can be a highly sensual place, it is also a place of acceptance, compassion, and understanding. No matter what shape or size, all girls accept each other and know “there’s a girl for ever guy.” There’s literally no too thick, too thin, too big, too small, too tall, too short, or physically unappealing dancer. We all know every man has a different taste, and we accept that there is no ugly woman on this planet. We are all gorgeous in our unique and special way. We are perfect the way we are.

The same thing applies to the men that visit. We don’t try to change them or judge their reason for visiting. Some want to talk, others want to watch, some want to pour their heart out, and others want to dance, some come to get turned on, others to escape from loneliness, some come for advice, others get couseling … No matter how shy, awkward, mean, socially inept, annoying a man can be, we accept him, if he can respect us. The strip club is a place of deep understanding and compassion for humanity.

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