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STRIP CLUB VISIT FIXES INSOMNIA

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , on January 5, 2018 by tiltdiary

If it’s hard to sleep go to the strip club and go to sleep hard :-p

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HOW TO BREAKUP WITH HIM WITHOUT BREAKING UP

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , , , on December 28, 2017 by tiltdiary

Although, I believe it is best to be most of the time straight forward, it is not always possible to follow this advice, especially when involved with a man who cannot understand the importance of compatibility. Also, many men do not deal well with rejection, or they do not hear or want to hear when you are straight forward and tell them it’s a no go or a done done. In this case, I can recommend to try the one thing that I have found to be a guaranteed deal breaker — I have used this method on pesky admirers, and it work wonders. Take him on a hike, especially if you know he’s a smoker. Even better, if he likes to sleep in but is eager to get into your pants. An early mountain hike at dawn — the earlier the better … and make it steep. Or invite him to rock climb, surf, bike ride … the important thing is that you pick an activity he will not be good at, and he won’t enjoy. Take him out of his element … and if you already had sex and don’t mind going one last time, hey, that’ll work just fine. But you will need to ride him hard, or make him ride that bike hard, or chase him up that hill … whichever activity you pick, make sure he will be in physical pain for many days after. And as you see him sweating bullets while trying to impress you don’t show him you notice that he cannot keep up. Instead, go faster, harder, deeper, and make sure he almost faints trying to keep up. Don’t give him water breaks, don’t give him even a second to catch his breath, no bathroom breaks either. Physical humiliation works wonders for any men. No matter how hot you are, you will become his deterrent, not because he doesn’t like you anymore, but because he cannot cope with his physical fail — after all you outdid him physically. While mentally failing and realizing his girl is smarter than him can be a little nip in his ego, a physical fail will guarantee you that he will be afraid to come around. And if he still does, recommend the next extreme adventure activity … something that will for sure embarrass him physically. Don’t break up, just kill him 😉

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SEX, INSECURITIES, AND HOW YOU COVER IT AL UP

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , on December 23, 2017 by tiltdiary

Many men have a strange relationship to their own body, sexuality in general, and every man deals different with his insecurities. Some make jokes, others try to cover up by being condescending assholes, some will giggle it off, others just close their eyes when they cannot compensate the flood of emotions and the fact that all of their senses can get stimulated in a lap dance. Sometimes, when a dance is — that’s what they call it — “too good,” men do interesting things to dilute from something they crave as much as they fear it.
Although, everybody wants sex, most people are most uncomfortable with it.

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UNDER-FUCKED AND MARRIED

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , on December 20, 2017 by tiltdiary

Fact is, that the married American man is sexually neglected and not loved. I don’t know if this applies to other counties, I suspect it does, but all I can do is speak for the men I meet in the USA. They are under-fucked,  under-loved, under-touched, and starved for attention. How did their marriage get to this point? Why are the wives not interested anymore? When did the shift happen — it also appears in couples that do not have kids, although the no-sex part will often be blamed on having kids and not finding time for intimacy with the kids around. What happened and why? The mystery continues …

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MY WIFE AND I ARE GOOD LIKE THIS

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , , , on December 19, 2017 by tiltdiary

A group of friendly looking guys walk into the club, two women with them. One of them approaches me and tells me that it is his friend’s birthday. I recognize the birthday boy … I have danced for him before. I say to the birthday party organizer, “Then you should buy your friends a birthday dance.” Him very open minded and generous, “I’d say, I should buy him at least 5 dances.” I see a woman next to the birthday boy. It’s very clear that she’s his, or better said birthday boy is hers. I ask the nice man who seems to be in charge of the birthday party, “Is this the birthday boy’s girlfriend?” Him hesitant, “Well, I would rather call her his wife.” I say, “OK, I think it’s not a good idea to buy birthday boy dances. It would get him into serious trouble.” Him, “Oh, I think you’re right. It’s never good to get your friends in trouble. I’ll tell you what, let’s you and I go and do some dances.” Off we go. When we return to the group they have taken a seat at a table and the party is ongoing. Birthday boy peeks at me but doesn’t say a peep. Wife on his ass. As the night goes on they get drunker and at some point the two women disappear. Then birthday boy talks to me, and I tell him, “I have danced for you here before. I remember you.” Him, ” I have come back to look for you but you are never here.” I work very few nights and it is difficult to find me, but he remembers me and brags to his male friends, “We have some memories.” Then he asks me to dance for him. Off we go, one dance after the other, and he keeps yelling out grabbing his own head, “I want you soooo bad … I want you sooooo bad …” Then he asks me if he could take me out for a drink. I explain, “Probably not a good idea since you are married.” Him, “Oh my wife and I are good like that! Can I have your phone number?” Me again, “I don’t think that’s a good idea since you are married.” Him, “Oh my wife and I are good like that. She’s very open minded. You could text me a picture of your tits.” And what would that be good for? But I stay polite and say, “Not such a good idea no matter how open minded your wife appears in your mind in this very moment.” Him continues to try to get me to hook up with him trying to convince me, “My wife and I are good like that!”
It is fascinating to me how a man’s mind can twist reality. Clearly his wife is not at all “good like that.” When she was around he was afraid to even look at me or say hi. Once she’s out of the picture, they are all of a sudden “good like that.” No wife is good like that, no wife wants her man to receive naked pictures from another woman, and no stripper wants to send a married men pictures of her body parts for free. Remember, we get paid to dance for you, this is our business. And while there might be a price to many things and services the wife will never be good like that, and the open minded wife only exists in the head of a drunk, infatuated, sexually neglected husband.

 

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SEXUALITY EXPRESSED IN ART WILL TURN INTO DIVINE CREATION 

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , on December 11, 2017 by tiltdiary

The importance of sexuality doesn’t lie in the sexual act itself. It lies in the expression of liberated sexuality through art. Any painter, dancer, singer, musician, writer, poet, actor, comedian will express her/his art in a completely different way once connected and liberated through sexual expression. When sexuality fuels expression it will turn into magical art and give birth to divine creation fuel from the core.

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BUT HE MAKES ME LAUGH …

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , , , , on November 29, 2017 by tiltdiary

No doubt, humor is very important in any relationship. But it shouldn’t be the last straw you’re holding on to. Nor should it be so important that men think that’s all it takes. But unfortunately, the “he makes me laugh” excuse has lead to a new species of men, and I encounter him all the time in the club. Mr. Joker thinks if that is all it takes he will be able to hook up with one of the hot chicks here, although, he knows we are out of his league, but he thinks, his secret weapon — his machine gun mouth shooting one joke after the other at me — will do the trick. Problem is his forced jokes aren’t funny, but he keeps firing. Because somewhere down the line he read it somewhere or even paid money to some scam artist who claims he knows what women want and will even teach you how to seduce her with silence. But it’s not funny, and even if it is funny, it will not be enough to get into my panties.

And yes, I blame the women for starting this … excusing a bad boyfriend or husband because he makes you laugh just doesn’t cut it no matter how funny he might be. Remember ladies, men do listen, but they think very simplified, therefore watch what you teach them when you say, “But he makes me laugh.”

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