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HOW TO BREAKUP WITH STYLE

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , , , , on November 17, 2017 by tiltdiary

Now a days, people don’t just get rid of friends by blocking them on Instagram and Facebook. They also use the blocking tool to breakup with their lover. It’s great, because you can always unblock them in case you change your mind or want to at least continue to have sex. It is a completely non-confrontational, easily reversable process without hurting anybody’s feeling. Don’t breakup just block :-p

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DINNER AND SEX GO TOGETHER

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , on November 11, 2017 by tiltdiary

As a stripper you get many offers for dinner. It’s never lunch but always dinner since men assume there’s a greater chance that dinner will lead to sex. I guess they think once it gets dark you get horny … But realistically spoken, if I would accept all the dinner invitations I get, I would probably have to have three dinners per day seven days a week, and I would weigh at least 350 pounds sooner than later, and there wouldn’t be any time for sex since I would be in a rush to get to the next dinner. Ironically, I don’t eat after 7pm …

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HOW MARRIED MEN STAY EMPOWERED

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , , , , on November 8, 2017 by tiltdiary

He was visiting from New York and in his mind it was all set in stone, “We are destined to be together.” He was so sure I was in for it when he said, “It doesn’t matter how long it will take till we have sex. I am willing to wait, but I will sure make you feel good.” Most men think you need someone to make you feel good. They don’t understand you can feel good by yourself, maybe, even better without a men. But when men visit the strip club it’s not about me, or my truth, or what I want or need. They are allowed to live the dream, their fantasy, their delusion. This is how they recharge. But most married men are harmless. They just like to talk about it, dream out loud. They are desperate for an accomplice who won’t destroy their fantasy. It’s not that we are the fantasy or the strip club is. But it is a place where they can live for a few hours their fantasy or call it delusion without the wife or the kids destroying their little virtual affair with the hot chick. In the end, most of them will just return the way they came. The most they could pull off is a one night stand right then and there. If that never happens — and I advice you to stay out of it — it won’t go further. They are satisfied enough with the fantasy of what could happen if they reach out to you and meet you again “not for business,” meaning outside of the club where they think they wouldn’t have to pay you for your time — although, they pay the wife daily for her time without even getting sex from her. Most married men aren’t capable of actually having an affair. Most of them do not understand the power of the mistress nor the responsibility that comes with having one. They are just like little boys navigating a remote controlled locomotive that is suppose to pull a bunch of carts, but in truth their locomotive is too weak to pull any carts, and if anybody is holding the remote control then it’s their wives. But married men like to think that they are in charge.
So, when they leave their playground — the strip club — it all goes back to the grind. The only thing that’s left in a married man’s brain is that he could’ve had sex, an affair, an adventure with the hot stripper he spent money on. And the money he spent was all worth spending, because it’ll make him a better father, a better husband dreaming about what could’ve been, might be, some day, one day, … sometime … And that will keep them alive through gruesome, sexless, lonely nights laying with that wife who doesn’t want to have much to do with them anymore except when it comes to business transactions and managing the daily responsibilities of picking up and dropping off the kids.
God bless us strippers who keep the marriages intact.

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STRIPPER WHIPPED

Posted in Jones' Poems with tags , , , , , on November 4, 2017 by tiltdiary

The scent she left on your skin
Like a non-erasable sin
You were sure this one you would win
Her heart seemed to match your beat
You wonder who is now the freak
Her hot whiff soaked your sweat
You thought you got her all wet
You remember every little thing
Her smile, her laugh, her tears, her hurt, her sting
Like a beheaded king
Too late to dream, to cry, to scheme
Too late to remember every little thing
She left your heart on the floor
There’s nothing left for you anymore
They say time is the only healer
But for you it gets worse the longer you don’t see her

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HOPING YOUR HALLOWEEN WASN’T TOO DIRTY

Posted in Family Events & Celebrations, Jones' Role Play with tags , , , , , , , on November 1, 2017 by tiltdiary

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TRICK OR TREAT IN THE BEDROOM

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , , on October 30, 2017 by tiltdiary

Now that is the question. In this day and age where casual sex is a commonality I wonder often why women engage into it. Most of the time, that’s what I hear when they talk about sex, it’s a trick. But even men have confessed to me that many encounters weren’t what they thought it should be. One guy told me, “I felt the girl was putting on a show, throwing her hair, and acting like she was shooting a porno. I thought to myself, wait a minute, I feel like I as a person am not even there. I felt exchangeable.”
Fact is, good sex takes a lot of effort, and most of the time putting effort into it isn’t worth it when you engage with a stranger. But having sex with a person you know really well doesn’t seem to work out now a days either. So what’s the trick to get the treat?

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STRIPPERS MADE RESPONSIBLE FOR MARRIED MEN’S SEX LIFE

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , , , , , on October 28, 2017 by tiltdiary

He complained to me about his wife, “My father always told me, ‘No money, no honey.’ But I found even if you have some money, you won’t have honey with a withholding woman. So I could say, ‘Even with money, no honey.’But some people just have to live that life.” I find it always interesting how married men pull the pity card on us strippers and make us responsible for their lacking sex life. Like it is our responsibility to give them what the ‘withholding’ wife doesn’t. A very common and strange thinking if you ask me. So I told him, “Sex and no sex is a difficult and painful subject to discuss. It takes much self-reflection on both partners and will bring out things nobody wants to admit. Just know, once we know a person very well we know too much to actually want them. It’s ironic. That’s why most wives prefer celibacy. It’s a repeating pattern in marriage and long term relationships and has nothing to do with money. Money has its place but not in marriage, yet most married men are stingy fuckers who save their money for their sex-stingy wives. That’s what they think means doing the right thing.”
And it is true. The married guys feel we strippers owe it to them to have sex with them for free because they take such good care of their wife and kids. They feel their are a good family man and that certainly deserves sexual reward …

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