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CINDERELLA IN THE STRIP CLUB

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , , , , on June 11, 2019 by tiltdiary

Dear Strip Club Customer,

I know you want to take us home when the club closes, you want to know what we are doing afterwards, but don’t you know … strippers turn into pumpkins when the club doors close.

Sincerely,

A.A. Jones

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MUSICIANS AT THE STRIP CLUB

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , , , on June 1, 2019 by tiltdiary

He was attending a special event but kept following me like a puppy. But a mean puppy. He kept saying to me in a heavy, German accent, “There’s a lot great skinny bitches at this club. I love skinny bitches. Turn around so I can see you skinny ass.” I tried to ignore him but he was like a pesky fly and didn’t go away, and his comments got more degrading and rude, “I want to kick a skinny bitches ass so bad. I like that …” I finally looked at him and said, “Look, you have been saying inappropriate things all night long. You have been staring at the stage but haven’t tipped any of the dancers. This is just not acceptable strip club etiquette.” He reached for his wallet and said, “Let me give you some money.” He pulled out a single dollar bill and wanted to tuck it into my panties. I pulled back and said, “What am I suppose to do with $1? 50 cents for each butt cheek?” Him in shock, “I am a musician. I can’t afford this.” He could afford the expensive cover to get into the special event but he wasn’t willing to pay for his dirty talk. I don’t want to put all musicians into one box, but so far I haven’t met a generous one.

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PITY BJ FOR THE STRIP CLUB DJS

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , , , on May 17, 2019 by tiltdiary

In the big scheme, every strip club DJ holds power by establishing the dance rotation, skipping girls when the railing is packed with tipping people, and by picking your songs which can make it or break it in regards to your popularity at the club. Even girls who cannot dance at all shine if they perform to a song that cheers up the crowd. And of course, who holds power usually abuses their power. And sadly, DJs are no exception when it comes to their little, primitive, human trait. You might ask yourself what can a DJ possibly want from a dancer. Well, any male DJ will want what every man wants: adoration, admiration, respect, and most importantly sex. And when he doesn’t get what he wants he will try every little, imaginable shenanigan there is to score. First, he will talk. I mean he will talk a lot, and he will try to show his sensitive side, trying to make you think he understands women, he is different than other men, and he’s on your side. If that doesn’t work he will ask you to help him with something he wants to keep a secret, like a health issue, mental problem (usually depression or deep sadness). Then he will share how his previous women took advantage of his good nature, hoping you want to make up for the female kind who treated poor him badly. He will move to the next step and try to “hang out” with you outside of the club. When all this fails, he will treat you badly during your shifts at the club, and skip you on stage when the tippers show up. Last but not least, when he has exhausted all of his tricks and learned “relationship” resources, he will pout in his little DJ booth like a little boy who didn’t get the toy he wanted. And when I say pout, I mean like serious, dramatic, drool-bucket-face pouting. He thinks if nothing else worked this will at least get him a pity BJ.
While this is clearly sexual harassment in the work place, of course, you cannot go to HR and report the motherfucker. Because you are just a stripper!

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EMBRACE OF LUST

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on May 12, 2019 by tiltdiary

Photo by Khari, @kharix

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SPIDERWEBBED

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 28, 2019 by tiltdiary

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WHAT’S EVEN WORSE THAN ASKING A STRIPPER FOR HER PHONE NUMBER

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 24, 2019 by tiltdiary

Of course, guys try it all the time. They try to get your real name, your phone number, and they hope you’ll give them your home address too so they can stop by when they feel like it. It’s common but also easy to decline and not give out your personal information. But when a regular customer comes prepared with his phone number specifically written down for you — note, he’s not giving you his card because he doesn’t want you to know much about him — then it’s over. Because it shows he doesn’t understand the service you provide, he’s already disrespecting you thinking you’re “friends” now and will “hang out” for free. He is expecting you to call him and since you won’t he will be mad at you and label you as the gold digger who just wanted his money. He is mixed up and confused about what your relationship is about, and it basically means the relationship is over. Most regular strip club customers have a shelf life since they just can’t wrap their head around it how it works. Once you hold that paper with his first name only and his phone number on it in your hand … all you can say is, “Sayonara.” And you will miss him but not enough to call him 🤪

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HOW TO LIVE A PEACEFUL LIFE AND CONQUER LONELINESS

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , , , on April 16, 2019 by tiltdiary

Most people associate loneliness with not having a life partner. But most people who have a partner or are at least entangled into some form of relationship with a lover feel more lonely than people who are happily single. You have to fulfill yourself and be enough before you can even be there for someone else.

And at least life without entanglement is simpler and drama free.

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