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WHEN THE WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS VISIT THE STRIP CLUB

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , , on October 19, 2018 by tiltdiary

He was visiting with his wife that night. She was sitting comfortably in her chair watching the stage show — not tipping a penny but I’ll vent about that in another post 😹. He was standing behind her, but he almost gave the impression he wasn’t with her. That is the only reason I even walked up to him, however, he filled me in very quickly that he was here with her. He explained to me without me even asking, “My wife and I have this really open relationship. Well, it’s because we are very secure about our feelings for each other.” It sparked my curiosity why he would throw such a statement at me when I wasn’t even asking. So I wondered, “So you’re saying you could just walk off with me and do a few lap dances with me and your wife wouldn’t mind.” Him, “Of course, if I would like to do that. Yeah, I can do whatever I want.” His wife turned around, and he started acting like he never even spoke to me. Then when her eyes were back on the show again he continued, “We are married for such a long time, there’s just so much trust and openness. I can do whatever I want.” As if the wife had heard him she turned around again with a threatening look on her face towards him and me. It was clear she wasn’t even OK with the fact that I was standing next to him. And I don’t blame her. The club was full of hot dancers in good shape while she is heavily overweight and her derrière barely fit in the chair she was sitting on. While Mr. AmateurBodybuilder definitely tried to stay in shape to impress the girls with stories about his open, free marriage, yet, if he would’ve tripped any of us dancers he would’ve been doomed for life, not to even mention him getting a lap dance. But in his defense, yeah, he could do whatever he wants, but he’s so afraid of his old hag he wouldn’t dare to want anything she won’t approve.

I don’t know what men try to prove to themselves when they bring their better half with them to the strip club 🙄🙄🙄🙄

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ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO AN END EVEN IN THE STRIP CLUB 

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , , on October 15, 2018 by tiltdiary

We had pretty much spent my entire shift together, and we both had had a great time. He was one of the rare men you meet, who understands to enjoy a good stage dance as well as the lap dance. It was almost too good to be true … Till he popped the question, “What time are you off? And what are you doing then?” Me rather disappointed, “When I get off I will go home and take a scorching shower to then catch a few hours of sleep to get up around 5:30am to do it all over again.” He reached into the pocket of his jacket, pulled out a notepad and a pen, and wrote down his phone number. There was no doubt in his mind that I wouldn’t call him, but with this gesture he had showed me, that after all, he doesn’t understand anything about my profession as a stripper. Sadly, all good things do end, so it teaches you to enjoy them even more as long as they last. 
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FANTASY OR NIGHTMARE? 

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , , , , , , on October 14, 2018 by tiltdiary


Photo by Timothy Dewey, @dewey44

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YOUR MONEY DOESN’T MEAN A DAMN 

Posted in Jones' Poems with tags , , , , , on October 13, 2018 by tiltdiary

You think you’re so great 

That’s why you’re going to get laid 

So drunk you can’t even walk straight 

But you think you’re like irresistible bait 

Your cocky attitude is a downer 

Another turn off your giant boner 

But you think with that loaded wallet and your brand new car

It doesn’t matter who you really are

You’re a fake, you’re a sham

Your money doesn’t mean damn 

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WHY SUCCESS AND MONEY ARE IMPORTANT TO MATURE WOMEN

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , , , , on September 21, 2018 by tiltdiary

She felt guilty when she admitted, “I have to tell you honestly, when a man is interested in helping me, when he tries to make my life better, and when he supports me and fuels my success, it will spark my attraction for him. What I am saying is, that if a man is capable and willing to support me, I will notice him for it, rather than if he doesn’t do anything for me. I find it attractive when a man is in a position to help me.” This seems to contradict unconditional love, but in my opinion it is a natural progression of maturity in a woman. While we might put up with a loser in our twenties, we start demanding more in our thirties. In our forties, many of us won’t even lose a breath on a guy who cannot enhance our lives, especially the women that are financially independent. A man should always enhance your life, not because you need rescuing, but because he is willing to take responsibility and interest in what’s good for you. So when it comes to relationships between men and women, unconditional love is for babies …

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WITCHES, STRIPPERS, BLACK MAGIC, WITCH-HUNT, AND THE BAPTISM BY FIRE

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 15, 2018 by tiltdiary

We were discussing how quickly we strippers move from being on a high pedestal to being burned alive when we don’t reciprocate a man’s desire. It goes very quickly, often the shift hits you like the lightening strikes an innocent tree. Just like in the “The Hunchback of Notre Dame” the man who seems to love and cherish you and wants to marry you quickly accuses you of sorcery and putting a spell on him, and often, if he cannot have you he will try to make sure nobody else can have you, in fact, some will even try to get you fired from the club — and yes, this has happened to me. In my case, he was married and very strict on his Jewish believes, yet, when I rejected his persistent offers to become his mistress over a few years, he burned me alive, and tried to set me on fire by threatening my livelihood.
I cannot help thinking that all these women who were accused of being witches might’ve been sexually intimidated by some rich, old-ass, disgusting troll who thought, “If I can’t have her, no one shall have her.” Are we women, especially we strippers, nothing but a continuation of these sick rituals?

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PAID TO LOVE 

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , , on September 14, 2018 by tiltdiary

Old Russian guy sits at the bar with a stack of singles in front of him and brags about being a rich jeweler. Apparently, he visits his daughter and son here in the US every six month. His English is very bad, and I have a hard time understanding him. I tell him I like the quality of the Russian stilettos, and I buy from Russian shoe makers. He promises to bring me stilettos back from Russian and thinks it’ll get me to give him my phone number. Then he asks me, “How much you work every day?” I don’t get it first but he wants to know how much I earn on a daily basis. I give him a vague answer. He explains, “I don’t like lap dance but I give you three times more than lap dance.” Me already turned off, “For what?” Him as if there was no way I would reject his generous offer, “For love.” Me quickly, “How much?” He feels like he hit the jackpot with this easy deal, “Is $500 good for you?” I nod and say, “OK, give it to me, $500.” Him with a victorious smile on his face, “But you go with me …” Me matter for fact, “Why waste any time. I already love you, so you can give me the money right now!” 😜

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