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STRIPPER’S PLEAD TO CALIFORNIA POLITICIANS

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , on June 7, 2019 by tiltdiary

Dear California Politicians,

Please keep your noses out of our business, your dicks in your pants when you visit, and let the long established capitalist system work without government interference.

Sincerely,

A.A. Jones

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WHAT I LEARNED ABOUT MEN WORKING IN STRIP CLUBS

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , , on May 23, 2019 by tiltdiary

1.) Men don’t drink, except tonight he drank a little too much
2.) Men don’t go to strip clubs, except tonight but just to hang out and drink a beer
3.) Men don’t do lap dances. But because of me, tonight, they will make an exception
4.) Men just want to take you to dinner. They don’t expect anything in return .. till the end of the dinner …
5.) Men’s wives don’t mind when they visit the strip club, but men still won’t tell their wives
6.) Men like to splurge and are very generous till they have to pay you

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A STRIPPER ON FINDING PEACE AND HAPPINESS

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on May 2, 2019 by tiltdiary

She said to me “I’m religious about not bringing the strip club home with me, or I would be utterly miserable all the time. So those girls (co-strippers) don’t occupy my brain in any way when I’m not there.” And in her simple truth she shared what I believe is the key to happiness, a peaceful mind, and contentment. Whether it’s the strip club, your corporate job, or whatever you do to earn the Egyptian cotton, you cannot take it home. But sadly, the lack of skill to leave work at work destroys marriages, triggers child and spousal/partner abuse, makes people depressed, triggers aggression, and self-destruction. But as for me, although, I do write about the strip club, I am going to be even more protective of my family and my own sanity, and remind myself daily that nothing is more important than my health and the love I find at home from my always grateful, happy, and cheerful four-legged children.

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CATCHING THE BIG WHALE 🐳 OR MANY LITTLE FISH 🎣

Posted in Customers, Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , , , , on April 25, 2019 by tiltdiary

Each night, at the strip club is different. Sometimes, you get lucky and a big whale comes in and makes your night. Those are often easy nights especially when your big whale shows up early. But most of the times it’s collecting and catching the little fish and adding up your little successes to brighten the sky. Their sky, because you made their life better spending time with them, advising them, listening to them, and making them feel special. Your sky, because it adds up so you can take care of your family till your next shift. You never judge the little fish, never rest on your laurels, and always hope for the big whale to top it all off. Long live the whale 🐳

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PLAYING FAIRLY AT THE STRIP CLUB

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , , on April 23, 2019 by tiltdiary

I told my co-stripper, Sandy, “Look at this couple taking up the entire booth all night long, staring at each dancers, not tipping a single dime. They are so fucked up that I am going to have to talk to them just to find out what their deal is.” They were both dressed up like they were going to a red carpet event. She was stroking the back of his head and neck like a mother might stroke her son’s head. They were obviously married and overdressed. I politely introduced myself and took a seat next to the middle aged woman who spoke in a thick accent. He was definitely American. They had nothing to say to me or to each other. So I asked, “Who wanted to visit my club tonight?” They were both surprised and didn’t know what to say. She answered, “We both did.” Lie, don’t believe her a word. But they both nodded like Siamese twins. Him explaining, “Well, I used to come here a lot. Before I met her. So tonight, we thought let’s check it out.” Me, “Since when are you together?” Him and her counting in their heads, till she answered, “Six years.” Him, “I used to also go to the topless bar, “See Ya Later,” down the street. Have you ever been there?” Me, “No. I can’t afford to go to strip clubs.” Him, “Oh, the cover is not expensive at all, and they do a great choreographed show there.” Me, “Really?” Him, “They at least did that ten years ago.” Me again hinting, “If I get the cash flow I’ll check it out.” Him almost forceful, “It’s a really cheap cover.” Me, “Look, if you’re not willing to spend at least $100 each on the dancers, you shouldn’t visit a strip club at all. This is not suppose to be a free show.” Him again, “But you just pay the cover, and it’s all good.” Me, “The cover fee won’t benefit any of the dancers. They make whatever they get from customers like you.” They were both completely oblivious to what I was telling them. He bragged about his job working in lighting. But later it revealed he was doing lighting for art galleries and museums. When I asked her what she did she continued to stroke his neck explaining, “I take care of him.” I almost said, “Seems like you’re not doing a good job since he still wants to come to the strip club,” but I bit my tongue, and instead I said nicely, “Oh, that must be a full time job.”

Customers like this are useless to us.  They make our lives harder than necessary. They feel entitled, behave rudely, and on a busy night they take space away from the customers who deserve to take up an entire booth playing fairly and understanding the profession of the stripper.

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MONEY JUSTIFIES ALMOST EVERYTHING 

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , on April 2, 2019 by tiltdiary

At least in the strip club there’s always the chance to be reimbursed for the abuse and bullshit you have to put up with. — A.A. Jones 

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STRIPPER’S REGRET

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , , , , on March 25, 2019 by tiltdiary

He said to me, “You can’t save them all.” And sadly he’s right. On my death bed I will only have one regret: I didn’t save enough of those precious hounds. And you ask yourself, why do the ones who waste their money frivolously on useless things have endless fortune, and the ones who wish to do much good, save lives just crawl along?

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