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MEN LIKE CLEAN GIRLS

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , , on March 20, 2017 by tiltdiary

He was bragging, “I love women, I just love them.” I asked him, “What do you like about women?” Him, “Everything.” Me digging deeper, “Like what?” Him excited, “Everything we men don’t have. The boobs, the fingernails, the hair, the lipstick, the heels … I don’t really have a type. I like all women.” I have met many men like that who appreciate women of all shapes, sizes, ethnicity. But I wondered, “Since you have no specific type is there anything you don’t like in a woman. Something that’s an instant deal breaker?” He had to think hard but then he came back with, “If she’s dirty. I don’t like that.” Me curious, “How do you know she’s dirty?” Him convinced, ” Well, if a girl wears makeup, has painter finger- and toenails she takes care of herself. It’s easy to spot a girl with bad hygiene.”
I kept my mouth shut, but what Mr. ILoveAll doesn’t know is that I have seen many girl paint right over the dirt collected under their fingernails. Nail polish will cover it up. I have seen girls use dirty makeup brushes that must’ve not been cleaned for a decade or use their hands right off the stage or street to do their makeup without washing their hands. I have seen shoes and panties come off from the most well put together girls, and the smell I endured was nothing a woman should smell like. The bare eye will be often tricked into believing something. The truth is mostly revealed when you become aware of things you cannot see 😉

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POOR HYGIENE AT THE STRIP CLUB

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , , , , on December 17, 2013 by tiltdiary

I don’t understand how men can come to the strip club assuming they are going to hook up with one of us dancers smelling like an old, wet wash cloth that has been forgotten in the laundry basket for weeks. Wouldn’t you think, if a guy is trying to get laid he puts at least enough effort in to take a shower and brush his teeth. But I guess, some men, lots of men think they are irresistible even after they haven’t taken a shower in days and smelling like cigarettes, having bad beer breath, and old sweat permeating from their unwashed clothes.

Here is a tip: if you want to have a good time at the strip club practice basic hygiene before entering the establishment and do not come broke.

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CONVERSATION DETERRENT

Posted in Customers with tags , , , on October 27, 2013 by tiltdiary

This young gentleman comes to visit me on a regular basis. He is always particularly groomed and wears fine designer clothes. He is very intelligent and well educated. Our conversations are very interesting and would lead to a deeper level if I could endure talking to him for a longer period than just a few minutes. I also know that he has been waiting for me to ask him for a private dance, and he is way too polite to ask me to for a lap dance. I really would like to talk to him for longer, and I would really like to give him a private dance, but there is one deterrent that makes it impossible for me to enjoy our time together, and I cannot figure out why a young, intelligent, well groomed gentleman has this problem. It’s his smell. He smells like old sweat, as if he hasn’t taken a shower in over 6 months, and it’s unbearable. Please take a shower before you come to the strip club. And don’t forget to brush your teeth either.

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RELATIONSHIP EXPERT VISITS SEX CLUB

Posted in Customers with tags , , , , , , , on September 21, 2013 by tiltdiary

He is unusually tall and that catches my attention right away when I step out of the dressing room. After I introduce myself, Nick tells me that he is 6’5″,and that he is a relationship expert. He shows me on his phone the latest book he wrote (a relationship guide for women) and a clip of a TV show he appeared on. Obviously, he thinks this will impress me. He is savvy with words and keeps calling me “Princess,” and I can tell he feels he is the hot shit. He thinks he knows it all and is better and more desirable than any other person. I can tell he thinks I am very attracted to him, and he acts as if I couldn’t contain myself around him. Then, after he frantically turns around to make sure no one is listening in on our conversation, he confesses thinking that this will get me even hotter for him, “Princess, I was invited to the sex club around the corner, and it’s just still a little bit too early so that’s why I stopped by here.” I say, “Oh, do you like sex clubs?” Him very proud, cocky, and liberated, “Well, I like to watch my girlfriend getting fucked by other men, that’s why I go to sex clubs.” I nod my head and ask, “Oh, so you’re meeting your girlfriend at the sex club then?” He admits without even thinking how controversial he comes across, “I don’t have a girlfriend, but I really get turned on watching my girlfriend get fucked, and then, maybe later I want to fuck her too. Don’t you think it’s empowering for a woman to have a boyfriend like me, Princess? She can fuck whoever she wants while I am the loyal boyfriend.” I spare him my opinion, and frankly I have heard enough. During the whole conversation I was close to vomiting, not because of the content of our conversation (I have become very tough during my four years of working as a stripper, and I have heard all sorts of stories), but because Mr. Expert smells horrible. He has horribly bad breath (very foul penetrating my delicate Croatian blood hound nose), and his body odor is almost unbearable. He probably hasn’t taken a shower in a few days, but he is now trying to get laid either in the sex club, or even better, in his fantasy, he thinks he can take me as his girlfriend to the sex club and do what gets him off easiest.

I leave him to go on stage, and he doesn’t tip me a penny, although he bragged earlier about how successful and rich he is, and how easy he makes money. When I get back on the floor I just sense I need to go back and talk to Mr. StinkyExpert to get at least a story out of him. He voluntarily sets it up rambling on, “My Ex girlfriend was a stripper too. I know how it works, but I am not a customer.” I say, “Yes, you are a customer, you are in here.” Him, “I am not even watching.” Ugh, I love when guys say that. I say, “Well, but if you know how it all works and since you are so wealthy, why don’t you help me out tonight and tip me at least a few bucks.” He gets very mean, “I am not a customer, and I cannot help the world. ” I say, “OK, so you are in for the free show. ” And I walk away disgusted by his attitude and even more disgusted by his smell. But I am not writing about Mr. StinkyExpert to complain about another cheap customer, no, what concerns me more is knowing that he considers himself as a relationship guide. It actually frightens me, because I am sure that he never mentions in his books the most important rule of a relationship: Basic Hygiene! Not to mention that he is a very rude, cocky, stingy, selfish man, and I thinks those are all the qualities that will guarantee any relationship to fail.

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