DISGUSTED BY A LAP DANCE OFFER

He has been to my club before, and I remember talking to him. He’s a common type. He likes to talk. An old, unattractive, successful lawyer who wants to show off his paintings — I remember him showing them to me before but he forgets. Oh he’s so proud of him being creative …  But I did not forget. He’s all charming and lovey dovey till you ask him to do a private dance with you. Then he acts like you’re scum, and a veil of disgust spreads over his entire face. He will buy you an alcoholic drink but he won’t tip you on stage. He thinks getting you drunk will get him more from you. Well I don’t drink, but this time I was ready to play him. He started bragging about working out twice a week and thinking of picking up Pilates. I looked down at his gut and raised my eyebrows. I said, “Well, working out is not going to get rid of your high BMI.” Him, “How do you know about these things.” Then I bragged, “I happen to be an exercise specialist. I am over 20 years in business.” Him quickly, “So what should I do?” I looked down at his gut again and said, “Well, since I do this for living, and I charge $90 for a consultation I am not going to reveal this to you for free. But I will give you a tip. It’s about everything you consume. But you wouldn’t give anybody free advice in regards to a lawsuit — you charge for your services and so do I. So in case you want a consultation you know where to find me, and I take cash only.” Mr. IWantItForFree finally looked at me with respect and yelled after me as I walked away, I will …”
If you’re not willing to spend money on the girls that work in strip club, the girls that talk to you, and entertain you, then please don’t visit. Go to a regular bar to get your poisonous, alcoholic drink, and try picking up a woman out there, because your chances are much bigger outside of the club.

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