PITY LAP DANCE

He walked into the club holding his head low. He seemed burdened. I asked him, “What’s wrong my dear?” Him, “My daughter is moving out to go to Harvard. And Daddy has to pay for it all.” I wanted to slap him across the face, but said, “Children are expensive. You should’ve thought about it before you got married and before you made the baby. There’s nothing to be depressed about it. You should be proud of your daughter. Harvard is a big deal.”
I don’t know what men think. Do they really think they can squeeze a pity lap dance or more out of us because having their perfect white picket fence life is so expensive?

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