WHAT STRIPPERS REALLY WANT FOR VALENTINE’S DAY

Please don’t bring flowers. In the end, they will  just die and not make any difference. Please don’t bring chocolate. It’ll just get to our waste if we don’t re-gift. We don’t want dinner with you either.
But we will accept jewelry — please make it gold and nothing less then 14K, bouquets of one hundred dollar bills, as well as credit gift cards.
Sincerely,
Allison Cash

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