FRENCH SASQUATCH VISITS THE STRIP CLUB

To ugly French guys walk into the club. The one looks like a Teletubby, the other like a Sasquatch. Telebubby goes to the ATM to pull out money. Sasquatch orders importantly drinks at the bar. I go up to them to friendly greet them. Telebubby feels offended and his privacy intruded. He says to me in his broken accent, “We are just here to spent some private time together and talk.” Why the fuck do men come into a strip club when they want to talk to their buddy only. Go take your helmet off and shave your hairy Sasquatch ass right after you finish your fine bottle of French wine.

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