My DJ asked me, “Where’s your guy?” I explained, “I have forbidden him to come back.” Him, “Baby, you gotta keep him on a leash.” Me explaining, “Things are getting out of hand. He’s extremely jealous, obsessive, and acts like we are boyfriend and girlfriend.” My DJ, “Ahhhh I see he’s getting possessive.” Me, “Yes, it’s not healthy. I need to do what’s right for him. He’s sick.” And then my DJ said the epic, life changing sentence that describes and says it all. “We specialize in sick people!”

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