THE STRIP CLUB CUSTOMER WHO CANNOT INITIATE

He was very shy as he walked into the club. Some of these men come across cocky, yet, they are so insecure and just cover it up. He was one of those ‘I need to pull every word out of your nose.’ But I felt it would be worth my while to talk to him, although, he right away announced that he wasn’t going to do any lap dances — probably broke. And then finally it started tumbling out of him. He was deeply depressed. It was hard for him to meet women but he explained, “But I do go on dates, online dating.” Me, “Oh, like Tinder and Match.com.” Him, “No they don’t work. I do Bumbles, the site where women initiate.” God help the nation. Now we have a site where women have to initiate because the losers cannot make the first move. God bless Bumbles.

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One Response to “THE STRIP CLUB CUSTOMER WHO CANNOT INITIATE”

  1. Thanks for the tip, try Bumble 🙂

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