Archive for August, 2016

HOW TO GET LAID MORE FREQUENTLY. STRIPPER INSIGHT.

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , on August 24, 2016 by tiltdiary

In my experience, the guys who know how to pretend, lie, and are good actors get laid more frequently than the guys who tell the truth, are straight forward, or just not capable to pretend or act. So here is my tip if you want to get laid more often: pretend you are someone that you’re not. You can even take an acting class, preferable method and improvisation so you can pull all registers. Because if you are who you really are most likely a women won’t like to have sex with you unless you have something else to offer than just your plain, Neanderthal you. It’s easy to break up that way too. When you had enough of her just be yourself and she will get so disgusted that she will end things before you even get a chance to break up.
And yes, women pretend too when they go on dates but men are less observant and less picky when it comes to pussy. Most guys will even fuck a stupid bitch more than once.

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STRANGE DOESN’T ONLY VISIT THE STRIP CLUB

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , , , , on August 23, 2016 by tiltdiary

I had met this man at Trader Joe’s while shopping for food. I was in my fitness gear just coming from teaching. I wasn’t dressed up or particularly made up. The casual me, still put together but nothing would’ve given a signal that I am a stripper by night. He started a conversation with me right away. He acted as if we knew each other and felt very comfortable telling me about his profession and for which celebrities he had worked for. Nothing that I am interested in, but I call it the peacock dance when a man tires to impress a women and wants to establish his status. Every man has some type of mating technique and tries to impress. After about 20 minutes of chewing my ear of while I was standing in line to check out he asked me out on a date, “Coffee, a drink, or dinner?” I declined politely but made very clear I wasn’t interested.
Over a year went by till I ran into this man again on one of my dog walking tours in a very wealthy neighborhood I serve daily. I passed his house without knowing he lived there, and he immediately recognized me and tried to involve me into a conversation but I had to go. I was working. He still squeezed in another invitation which I once more declined. In the past six year I have run into the same man maybe 15 times or so. Just recently, he had adopted a cute little dog, and of course, it made me happy to know another orphan dog had found a forever home. He seems like a good dog dad. The other day, I ran into him, and he said something very strange, “Well, the reason why I adopted this dog in the first place is because of you.” I don’t really know this man, and I think him saying that is very weird, possibly delusional. It seems in his mind we know each other.

Often, society excuses awkward, strange, or rude behavior with the explanation that people treat us like this because we are strippers. But often, I run into strange behaviors that are not linked to the strip club at all. Maybe the world is just going more and more nuts.

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SMART ASS STRIP CLUB CUSTOMER

Posted in Customers with tags , , , on August 22, 2016 by tiltdiary

If you think, “I know how this works,” then you don’t know how it works. You don’t know that I choose who I spend my time with in the club. You don’t understand if I grant an arrogant fuck like you some private time with me then the price can never be high enough, because smart ass motherfuckers like you don’t deserve my company in the first place. And if you know how this works then you keep you big mouth shut and make sure I enjoy my time with you otherwise you can sit by yourself and suck on your stupid long neck beer bottle dreaming all by yourself about a beautiful woman sucking something else. And if you know how this works then behave like that instead talking bullshit.

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FINISHING A PERFORMANCE ON A STRONG NOTE

Posted in Adventures of Jones with tags , , , , , , , , on August 21, 2016 by tiltdiary

Shot by April Story Films

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STURGEON MOON AFFECTS THE STRIP CLUB

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , on August 20, 2016 by tiltdiary

We had a full sturgeon moon on August 18th this week. I explained to Mr. StripperSense, “On the full moon nights more primal energy is attracted in the club. The men complain about us not being fully nude, they want sex now, they are impatient, rude, agitated, often abusive fucks come in. Maybe, the girls are more edgy too but I don’t socialize much with them and stay away from the crazies in general, therefore, it means less money but I am not jeopardizing my safety.” Mr. StripperSense shared an interesting story with me that confirmed how much the solar system affects us, “I always remember someone who lived with his family within the ground of a mental hospital. He used to always say the patients went crazy on full moons.”
Modern medicine denies a co-relation of moods and moon, but it is obvious to me after keep track of it for years, that the moon is much more powerful than modern science wants it to be.

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MOST MEN DON’T ASK

Posted in Jones' wisdom with tags , , , , , , , on August 19, 2016 by tiltdiary

Men just assume what women want. They assume every woman looks for security, a stable relationship, building a future with her man, and eventually marriage. And most men are exactly terrified of that. But these assumptions are not always true. In this day and age, marriage does not always provide the securities it used to provide for a wife. Often, a husband can be like a club foot tagging around like a heavy burden. Women provide for themselves and are often the dominant provider in the relationship. Women want many different things from men. While some might be out for marriage others turn their heads away exactly on that. Women want many things from many people. We can look for companionship, excitement, passion (not just sexual passion), adventure, get away from the daily life in the partner we choose. Some are looking for a sugar daddy, an occasional hook up with the same guy, some just want a male friend, others want an affair. Every woman has her own vision. And some even don’t know at all what they want. I suggest you ask what she’s looking for before you assume.

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UNCLOTHED WOMEN

Posted in Stripper Secrets with tags , , , , , , on August 18, 2016 by tiltdiary

This is how he explained it to me, “Dating a stripper is problematic. Not because of her profession, but because of how society labels strippers. It would be difficult for me to introduce my other half in work meetings and social gatherings and reveal her profession.” I understand this, “We strippers are definitely even less respected than prostitutes. No man will ask a prostitute what she’s doing after work to see if she wants to hook up for a random sex act. Everybody knows a prostitute has her price, yet, we strippers are the horny pole dancers who want it all the time, can’t wait to suck any cock, and dance half naked because we are so horny and can’t think of anything else but having sex with you, any man, any woman … Plus we pretend, lie, and scam you to get all of your money.” Him, “I actually don’t find this. I find women outside of the club wear a much bigger facade and pretend much more than strippers. It seems strippers don’t have to pretend. The unclothed women don’t just reveal more skin, they also seem to reveal more soul and heart.” Maybe, because due to our job and what we deal with on a nightly basis, we have grow into more courage and pretending doesn’t get you anything anyways.

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