PIZZA AND CLAM CHOWDER CANNOT DEFEAT A STRIPPER

We had practiced for weeks to get her ready to surprise her boyfriend on a trip to Boston with a lap dance. When she returned she confessed to me with a slight feeling of shame, “Oh and I didn’t do the lap dance ha ha!! My boyfriend was busy, teaching and working. We went out to eat later in the evening. I was too stuffed to feel sexy. Clam chowder and sexy don’t mix ha ha ha!” I believe this is one of the primary reasons why men in stable, “happy” relationships seek out us strippers. We cannot afford to let the pizza, clam chowder, or ice cream spoil our sex appeal. We understand the effort behind being sexy and bringing it on even when we are exhausted. Stripping, being sexy for an entire six or eight hour shift, being in touch with your body, and turning it on is a skill and an art the very few women master. Pizza and clam chowder cannot defeat a true stripper.

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