THE SLIMY FLY CATCHING STRIP CLUB TOAD

The privileges strip club customers take when they think you really like them are fascinating. The minute he thinks you like him, you’re friends, and you feel attracted to him, he will pull out his tongue, try to lick and kiss you during a lap dance (like a sneaky fly catching frog, yeck), he will try to grope you, touch you, and he will attempt to break the law in any possible way. Now, here is the deal: if I thought I liked him, or we were friends than any of the above actions will lead to me changing my mind. Disrespect towards a stripper and not understanding her profession is a guaranteed way for her to dislike the man and de-friend him. Don’t ever turn into a fly catching, slimy, germ spreading toad when visiting the strip club.

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