HOW TO GET A STRIPPER’S PHONE NUMBER

I had seen him tip Carmen generously on her last last set on stage. I assumed he was her customer, but he called me over to the bar, “Hi, my name is Nelson. Where are you from?” Me, “Hi, I am Jones. I am from Croatia.” Him, “AAAAAHHHHH I knew you were from Europe. I like European women.  I just spent my last dollar tipping Carmen. I want to make her happy. Would you mind if I take your phone number? I want to call you some time. I really like European women!!!” I was so appalled by his request, I gave him the phone number of  my bitchy neighbor up the street. I saw him program her phone number into his phone under my name and text her right away on the spot, “Hi babe it’s Nelson.” Maybe it’ll work out for them.

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