Be a real patriot and visit your local strip club. Max out your ATM card and reward the women who work so hard at entertaining you, making you feel good about yourself, and provide splendid conversations with you nobody else will have all while exposing their well endowed breast and butts. Support the women who give you joy when your wife just nags your ass off, your girlfriend complains about all the things you don’t do, and the rest of the world demands from you to sacrifice your life to the “right thing.” Cheers, Happy Independence Day!

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