WHALE OR WEASEL?

How do you want to be remembered by the hot stripper you just got a lap dance from?

A whale is a generous tipper who understands we strippers aren’t there because it’s fun. We are there to make money, entertain you, and we are at work when we dance. A lot of people don’t understand that we strippers are independent contractors who pay for stage time. Often, people — men as well as women — come to the club to stare at us as if we are aliens. They almost crawl up our panties and bras with their eyes, treat us like a freak, and think they can watch for free. It is rude to come to the strip club stare and even grope (especially the women are gropers) us thinking we are some sort of guinea pigs they can experiment with. A whale understands and respects our profession. He knows to reimburse us for our company, conversation, time, charm, and dancing.

A weasel on the other hand might be willing to pay to get you drunk — because he thinks it increases his chances of  meeting you outside of the club and getting laid — but he will refuse to pay for lap dances and even not tip on stage, although, the pervy motherfuckers is watching and watching, trying to touch and grope, not to mention he’s letting lose the worst, inappropriate comments you won’t even be able to dream off. He is your nightmare in disguise acting like he’s looking for love in all the wrong places.

Don’t be a weasel, be a whale.

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